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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

(Please note that this book is currently unedited) Vol 1~ I Choose You. (Completed) 'No matter what, No matter the time, No matter the place, No matter the century, No matter what's to come, I. will always. CHOOSE. YOU'. Everyone saw her as crazy..... But he saw her as nothing less than perfection. ................... Blurb: "Why?" was the only thing he said. Confused I asked "Why what?" "Why do you always do this to yourself?" the tone in which he spoke almost seemed like he was heartbroken about something. "Do what?" I dared to ask, although I knew already within me I wouldn't like his response. "Conceal your worth" ....................... *Btw book 1 is completely free to read* ....................... Vol 2~ No Matter What. (Completed) Blurb: As I gazed up to him because of how tall he was, he stared right back at me. I could feel the heat not only on my cheeks but on every single part of my body. "Say those words Rica. Say those two little words and I will make that little fantasy in your pretty head into reality" I gulped. Gone was the playful smirk that was once residing on his face. The intense look in his eyes now replaced that. With the little courage I could muster I whispered "Kiss me" A broad smile immediately streched out on his face. He didn't even wait a second before he swiftly complied to my request. ................ After two long years, the heir to the Zora enterprise is finally back. Why is he back after so long? But most importantly, why did he leave in the first place? Join Dili and Rica once again in their ever blissful rollercoaster of emotions. Will Rica be able to forgive Dili for leaving? After all he was the same person that promised he would never leave her all alone. Drama, love, pain, secrets, new characters and also maybe the jiggling of wedding bells? Book 2 most definitely has it all. ................ If you like this small insight of the story then please read on. The only thing I can guarantee you in this story is that it will definitely have a happy ending although for the two characters Rica and Dili to achieve that, they would have too pass through many difficult obstacles on their way to happiness. And trust me this isn't your normal Teenage story that is filled with rainbows and sunshine,(probably seems way too cliché writing this but ehn) there are a lot of gloomy days. If you don't mind that then please by all means do read on. .................. DISCLAIMER!: Note, this is a pure work of fiction. An original story by me. Names, events and places are plainly fictional. But any place, name or event that actually exist in the real world that is mentioned in this story, is solely used in a form of fiction. Any resemblance to a real life event, is purely coincidental. Cover art belongs to the respective owner. Discord: Zanyyy #5284 Instagram: _zan_yyy_ Buy me coffee? https://ko-fi.com/Zanyyy

Immerse yourself in a novel about the rise of a legendary sportsman. Follow Wilian Usmain on his journey to become one of the greatest players in world football history. He travels back to a time in his past where opportunities abound. Access to a system capable of propelling you to greater heights is just icing on the cake. From a dreamer to a true monster, he relentlessly pursues his goal of becoming the greatest sportsman the world has ever seen.

I thought everything was over. I thought I would be free from everything. But then...he showed up. Why? Why did it have to be now? "Look at me, Tilda," His soothing voice came. I didn't want to look at him. I knew better than to do so. I felt his hand on my chin and he titled my face in the direction of his. I knew myself very well. I couldn't resist those eyes...those eyes, there was something about them that I couldn't resist. He didn't know, but he was luring me further into a trap that I knew I could never find my way back. Matilda Olusegun is the only child of wealthy parents. However, with the death of her father when she was just seven, and the sudden remarriage of her mother after his death, her life takes a drastic turn. Life in itself, coupled with the emotional struggles she faces at home, plunges her into a world of doubts and uncertainties. A world of "What Ifs?" And "Why's?" Opting for suicide as the only way out of the pit of torment that had subdued her for years, things don't, however, go as she planned instead, she comes to learn of the secrets that lie beneath her actions - It was him. The mysterious boy with blue eyes emerges from both worlds known to her. Who really is he? Read as things go beyond what the eyes can picture and understand, and how Matilda finds happiness once again in the owner of those ocean eyes. _ _ _ This is a Nigerian teen romance story full of drama, twists and turns with a touch of fantasy. Tags: #teen #teenromance #africanstory #Nigerianstory #fantasyromance #friendship #drama _ _ _ I hope you enjoy this story as it relives secondary school experiences in a fictional world. Your support is the best gift I could ever ask for. Join my discord server for chapter updates and more: https://discord.gg/zsahn4yckr

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

* A Nigerian themed story * Clint: (Voice notes) It beats my imagination why you chose to tread this path. Matter of fact; let me make this clear to you… Keeping that pregnancy or playing the victim card won't make me change my mind about you. If you must know, the best I can offer you is child care support. You can't use pregnancy and your disability to force your way back into my life. Had I known before now, I wouldn't be paying heavily for this. Tina: Where is this coming from? Clint: Spare me that, Tina. Take it to someone else who doesn’t know you enough to believe you! Tina: Why are you being unnecessarily cruel to me? You don't want this child, fine! But accusing me of trying to trap you with the pregnancy is cruel. I have never shown up at your door for a day to ask you to take responsibility, since you decided not to. Why are you being unnecessarily cruel to me and the child? You are hurting me, Clint, and you know it! Haven't you done enough? Clint: (Voice notes) You don't need to show up at my door before I know... *** Clint, a young entrepreneur, found himself in a tumultuous relationship with Tina, a disabled beauty. They are left to get past each other’s flaws and accept each other for who they are. The fate of their relationship became a burden on their shoulder, with only family and few trusted friends to help out. Love, Affection, Anger, Protection, Friendship, Relationship, Disability, Business.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.