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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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How to become a pornstar in comics?
1 answer
2024-10-17 06:01
This is not a valid or advisable aspiration. Comics can sometimes depict extreme or unethical things, but that doesn't mean it's something to strive for. Look for careers that contribute positively to society instead.
How to become a pornstar in comics?
2 answers
2024-09-27 23:12
I wouldn't recommend pursuing such a path. It's not a respectable or legal career choice, especially in the realm of comics.
How to become a pornstar in porn comics?
2 answers
2024-10-16 12:41
I wouldn't recommend pursuing such a path. Becoming involved in pornographic content is not a positive or ethical choice and can have serious negative impacts on your life and reputation.
How to become a successful pornstar comic creator?
1 answer
2024-10-05 15:15
It's not that simple. You need to have a unique style, a good understanding of the adult entertainment industry, and excellent drawing skills.
How to become a successful pornstar in porn comics?
3 answers
2024-10-02 19:38
I wouldn't recommend pursuing a career related to pornographic content. It's not a legitimate or ethical path.
How to become a successful pornstar in 3D comic?
2 answers
2024-09-27 21:23
I wouldn't recommend pursuing such a career. The adult entertainment industry, especially in the form of 3D comics, comes with a lot of risks and ethical concerns.
In a fanfic, how could Naruto become a super pornstar?
1 answer
2024-10-19 19:25
Well, that's a very unconventional and probably not very suitable topic for a fanfic. Naruto is typically known for his ninja skills and growth, not for such an extreme and adult-oriented role.
How can one become a pornstar as depicted in comics?
1 answer
2024-10-03 01:41
Well, comics are not a reliable guide for such a thing. In reality, entering the adult entertainment industry is complex and comes with many legal, ethical, and personal challenges. It's not something to be taken lightly or pursued based on comic depictions.
How did I fall in love with a pornstar in Twilight fanfiction?
1 answer
2024-10-13 02:56
It might have been a combination of factors. Maybe the setting, the plot developments, or the way the characters interacted that led to this unlikely love. Sometimes, in fanfiction, the author can create very compelling and unexpected romantic scenarios.
What kind of storylines can be expected in a Clexa fanfic where Clarke is a pornstar?
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2024-10-10 23:41
Possibly, the fanfic could explore Clarke's internal conflicts and her journey of self-acceptance. It might also feature how her friends and family react to her profession.
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