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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is The Nugget based on a true story?
1 answer
2024-10-04 10:08
No, it's not. The Nugget is purely fictional and created for entertainment purposes.
What is the Tubby Nugget origin story?
1 answer
2024-11-15 16:32
The origin story of Tubby Nugget might be related to a creative entrepreneur's idea. Maybe someone had a passion for food and decided to create something called Tubby Nugget. It could have started as a simple home - made recipe that became popular among friends and family, and then gradually grew into a more well - known item. Or perhaps it was inspired by a need in the market for a new type of food product that combined certain flavors or textures.
Is the movie The Nugget based on a true story?
3 answers
2024-10-04 04:37
No, it's not. The movie is a fictional creation with an invented plot and characters.
Who are the main characters in the 'chicken nugget love story'?
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2024-12-16 00:36
There's no way to know for sure without more context, but it could be a couple who meet through their love of chicken nuggets. Maybe a boy and a girl who discover their shared passion for this food.
What is the 'chicken nugget love story' all about?
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2024-12-15 20:49
The 'chicken nugget love story' might be about someone who has an unusual or extreme love for chicken nuggets. This love is so strong that it influences their relationships. They might look for a partner who also adores chicken nuggets or use their love for chicken nuggets as a way to connect with others. It could be a really cute and quirky story.
What are some interesting Nugget After Dark Stories?
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2024-12-10 02:27
One interesting Nugget After Dark Story could be about a mysterious creature that appears in a small town at night. It might be a story of how the townspeople first notice strange noises and then start seeing shadowy figures. They get scared but as the story unfolds, they find out it's just a lost animal with a unique appearance that was making all the fuss.
What does 'nugget is dead a christmas story' mean?
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2024-11-28 11:47
Well, if 'nugget' is the name of something, like a little animal maybe. The phrase could be about that thing dying and it being part of a Christmas - themed story. For example, if Nugget was a reindeer in a made - up Christmas story and it died for some reason in the plot.
What are some good nugget x lily fanfictions?
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2024-11-19 22:15
There might be a fanfiction where Nugget and Lily team up to solve a mystery in their school. They could find hidden secrets and outwit the school bully in the process. This type of story often has elements of friendship and problem - solving that make it engaging.
What are the common themes in lily x nugget fanfiction?
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2024-11-09 07:48
One common theme could be friendship. Lily and Nugget might be depicted as having a strong bond and going through various adventures together. Another theme could be growth, like how they help each other grow as characters in the story.
Can you share a spooky Nugget After Dark Story?
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2024-12-11 05:48
Sure. There was once a haunted forest where people said that if you entered at night, you would never come out the same. A brave adventurer decided to go in. As he walked deeper, he felt a cold chill. Suddenly, he saw a pair of glowing eyes. It was a big, black wolf. But as it came closer, it disappeared into thin air. He then heard a woman's voice crying for help. He followed the sound and found an old tree with a face carved into it. The face seemed to be talking to him, warning him to leave the forest before it was too late.
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