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The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?

The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?

My name is Qi Yuan, and I am a time traveler who now holds the esteemed title of the eldest martial brother at Seven Colours Peak. I am armed with a game jade slip capable of connecting realms across the heavens, and blessed with the ability to unveil hidden information through my discerning eyes. [A seemingly ordinary blade of grass reveals secrets of a clandestine meeting between True Man Ku Mu and Empress Dashang that transpired just three days prior.] [Her name is Ruan Yixi, who appears to be your beautiful master on the surface, but she may have a deeper connection, perhaps she is even your wife.] [This is Heavenly Dao of the World, a Spiritual Object renowned for its significance in Foundation Establishment] [This is a lifeless planet, a potential vessel for the creation of a Golden Elixir]. So my road of cultivation turns gradually strange. "Heavenly Dao? A Spiritual Object for Foundation Establishment?" "So many desolate planets, all refined into Golden Elixir!" The Heavenly Dao is used as the foundation and refining stars into Golden Elixir. I am Qi Yuan, I become the origin of all things. My name is Jiang Lingsu, a fellow disciple at Seven Colours Peak. My Senior Brother is mentally ill. He is never focused on work. Nor does he like cultivation. He only loves simulation games. Senior Brother says, "Playing games is like cultivation. It can also create a world." One day, there is one more sun in the sky. I ask him what it is, he says, "That is my Golden Elixir!" This book is also titled 'Cultivation: The Jade Slip's Universe' and 'The Golden Elixir I Cultivated is a Planet,'
3.1
1206 Chs
You Will Call Me Sir

You Will Call Me Sir

If you were given a chance to obtain Power or Happiness, which one would you choose? Kate once had it all. Clothes, food, a place to stay, and a loving family. However, it all ended when her parents were murdered by a mysterious organization. Stella, her split personality, was the reason she barely made it out with her life. A few years passed as she lived everyday in desperation. Tired, hungry, bitter, and on the verge of collapse, she was saved by a young boy when things took a turn for the worse. His name was Ciel Summers, her future dearest one. Things were going smoothly until she managed to pass the entrance exam to the prestigious Saint Claire Academy. Hidden schemes played behind the scenes as a serum capable of awakening the latent powers of anyone below the age of 15 was developed. They set their eyes on the elite students of the academy, and kidnapped Ciel, who became an unwilling test subject. It was the beginning of a series of events, which led Kate to discover the name of the organization that killed her parents and the secrets that were buried deep within her body. ----- If you get tired of the Kiddy Arc and want to read their adult lives then feel free to jump chapter 327, but I doubt you'll understand anything at that point xD! [Disclaimer: I will be changing POV's from time to time. This is how I wanted this story to be written. So please, bear with me. Thank you.] Updates: 1 chapter a day. Feel free to donate in my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/YourSir Chat with me on discord!: https://discord.gg/haeYN7N ---------- Feel free to check out my other story! "Go! Go! Summons: Summoning the Perfect Boyfriend" [Fantasy Romance, Female Lead, Comedy, Slice of Life.] https://www.webnovel.com/book/17411890805745005/Go!-Go!-Summons! Special thanks to RedPandaChick for helping me edit my novel. Thank you very much! P.S Cover Photo is not mine. All credit goes to their respective owners.
4.7
350 Chs
Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Su Jie, capable of traveling between Blue Star and the Cultivation World, discovered that cultivation was just too difficult. Spirit Pills, Magic Artifacts, Pocket Worlds, and inherent comprehension—each was a mountain on the long road to immortality. Not until Su Jie found out that Demon Cultivators refined corpses by killing, extracted souls to cultivate fiends, and used fear as sustenance for their cultivation. Need souls to consecrate a Soul Summoning Banner? Get to know the pig farms that slaughter millions of pigs a year. Need human fear to cultivate fierce ghosts? Stock up on ghost houses, horror films, and horror games... Need fresh blood for Demon Techniques? Across the ocean, America is the world's largest grey market blood transfusion station... ...... Years later. "You devil, how many people have you killed? And you still have the face to call yourself a good person? Pah, today I shall act on behalf of heaven to mete out justice." The Tianyuan World's most beautiful person's eyebrows were furrowed with rage, as she stared at the terrifying Devil before her, enveloped in wronged souls, with thousands of ghosts parading on his Soul Banner, seated in a palace made of bones, she posed her soulful question. The Devil slowly stood up and pulled out a business card that read "Hua Country's Philanthropist of the Year / Founder of the World's Largest Chain of Ghost Houses / Owner of Blue Star's Largest Livestock Slaughter Business / Emerging Tycoon of the Entertainment Industry." "You see, I'm really not a devil, okay? Nowadays, who still uses such a lowly method as killing people to cultivate as a devil!"
4.0
352 Chs
Call Girl to a Vampyre

Call Girl to a Vampyre

Series Complete! Thank you to all of my fans! I am happy you have chosen to enjoy the world I have created. Part Two of the series is now complete! Please be sure to stay tuned for new stories and content. **Trigger warning** This story contains references to non-consensual sex, sex work, Poly/Bisexual situations, mental-health issues, as well as depiction of self-harm and death. "My dreams seemed to pull me to you. Since I was a child, you were there, in my thoughts, protecting me, calming my fears. You were just a figment of my imagination until I saw you… and we made love for the first time… then you killed me." A fateful encounter with a vampyre changes Kavielle forever. Follow her journey to understand this magical connection to her would-be murderer, discovering love, and understanding if love really is pain... Kavielle wants to be able to forget her past and fall in love, but can she? Part 2 Finale now available! "My hands clawed at the dirt, not willing to wait for a shovel. This need for my answer was insatiable, and a bit of rain and dirt wouldn’t stop me. It couldn’t be her! A bit of cloth appeared in the pile, my heart clutching in my chest. I pulled at it, the cloth decomposed enough it ripped easily. A waft of stench overwhelmed my senses—it reeked of death and decay. Another round of sobs doubles me over, my hands still clawing manically at the dirt. Bits of debris stabbed under my nails; the soft flesh tearing, blood pouring from my hands. The mud caked to every part of me; I must have looked like a madwoman… But I had to know, was Madison really gone?" Kavielle pulled out of her self-made isolation and thrown back into the twisted, dark, world she had worked to get away from. Coming back to LA was the last thing she wanted to do, but sometimes, you have to pay a life debt to the people you love.
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238 Chs
Call for novel names
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2024-09-15 15:25
The following factors could be considered when collecting the name of the novel: 1 Storyline: Choose a name that can summarize the storyline. 2. Character characteristics: Choose a name that can reflect the characteristics of the character. 3. Literature Style: Choose a name that is similar to the literary style. 4. Inspiration: If you have inspiration, you can use it to name your novel. 5. Easy to remember: Choose a simple and easy to remember name for the reader. For example, he could consider naming the novel " The Legendary Road to Time Travel." The name could summarize the plot, reflect the characteristics of the characters, and be similar to the literary style. It was simple and easy to remember, and was suitable for naming the novel.
Call for novel names
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2024-09-12 01:41
The following names could be considered: 1." The Full Expert of Time Travel " 2. All-rounded Campus Magician 3 " Swordsman of the Other World " 4. Battle Through the Heavens 5 Douluo Continent 6. Demonic Laws 7 Sword Comes 8 Battle Frenzy Gate of the Apocalypse The Great Dominator The above are some of the more common novel titles that can be chosen according to your preferences.
What are some of the most hilarious funny 911 call stories?
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2024-12-10 16:22
A really funny 911 call story is about a guy who called because he thought his microwave was trying to communicate with him. It made some beeping sounds that he misinterpreted. Also, there was a person who called 911 because they saw a 'ghost' in their attic. It was just an old sheet that had blown up there. It was quite comical when the operator had to explain that to them.
What are the most hilarious funny police call stories?
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2024-12-10 08:27
There was this really funny call where a child called the police because his parents wouldn't let him have ice cream for breakfast. He was so insistent that it was a matter for the police. Also, a woman called because she saw a strange light in the sky and was convinced it was aliens. It ended up being a reflection from a nearby building. Then there was a man who called the police because his dog was barking at him in a 'rude' way.
Names to call private story
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2024-11-26 03:41
Other possible names are 'Personal Parable', 'Secret Script', 'Intrinsic Story'. 'Personal Parable' can be used if the private story has some sort of moral or lesson within it that is personal to the teller. 'Secret Script' makes it seem like there is a written or unwritten script of a story that is secret. 'Intrinsic Story' gives the feeling that the story is an essential and private part of someone's life or experience.
Names to call private story
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2024-11-25 12:33
You could call it 'My Secret Chapter', 'Personal Chronicle', or 'Exclusive Narrative'.
Best Prank Call Stories: Share Your Hilarious Experiences
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2024-11-17 15:58
There was this prank call where a girl called a hair salon and said she had hair made of spaghetti and wanted a special haircut. She described how the 'noodles' were getting too long and tangled. The salon staff had a good laugh and told her they only cut human hair, not pasta hair. It was a really funny and creative prank call.
Names to call your private story
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2024-12-02 16:23
Another option could be 'Intimate Narratives'. This name implies that the stories are something private and close to you, and it has a bit of a mysterious and alluring feel to it.
Names to call your private story
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2024-11-01 01:18
You could call it 'My Secret Chronicles', 'Personal Tales', or 'Hidden Moments'.
Call for the names of the male and female protagonists!
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2024-09-15 09:58
Call for the names of the male and female protagonists! He could think of many interesting names, such as: Male lead: - Ye Ling Tian - ye Yu - Maple of the Night - Ye Shenwu - Ye Wuhen - Ye Tianxiang Female lead: - Xueluo Xin - Yuting - Sakura Snow - zixia - mood shadow - Mei Xue Of course, these are just suggestions. You can come up with more names according to your own preferences and creativity, hoping to give inspiration!
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