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Anaya Dutt was born in the purple and married Joshua Maltz when she was twenty-two years old. She thought that as long as she stayed by his side, he would see the good in her one day. However, he cared nothing about her. No matter how much she suffered, he never glanced at her. After her rebirth, she took the plunge and asked for a divorce. This time, she was going to live for herself and cherish everyone who truly cared about her.

Matanya dan mata hangat itu beradu sama-sama terkejut menyadari keberadaan yang tidak pernah terbayangkan sebelumnya. Dia sudah menyaksikan dengan mata kepala sendiri pernikahan sahabatnya sekaligus pernikahan laki-laki yang sangat dia cintai. Arsen. Dia bisa merasakan ada kabut yang menggelayut di matanya, ada gumpalan air yang memaksa keluar dari sana dan dia butuh menghindar dari tempat itu untuk menumpahkannya. Namun, entah kenapa kakinya tiba-tiba sulit untuk di gerakkan, kepalanya tiba-tiba pusing dan dia hanya bisa berdiri terpaku di tempat. Menyaksikan pemandangan yang sangat menyiksa hatinya, berdiri menyaksikan kenyataan yang tidak pernah di pikirkan sebelumnya. Dia harus mendengarkan janji-janji suci pernikahan yang di ucapkan dia harus melihat laki-laki itu menyematkan cincin pernikahan di jari manis sahabatnya. Dan dia harus melihat laki-laki itu memberikan ciuman pertamanya pada sahabatnya. Dia tidak tahan dengan semua itu. Tidak tahan dengan semua rasa sakit yang mulai menyerang hatinya, tidak tahan untuk segera menumpahkan air matanya. Namun itu pun tidak bisa di lakukannya, air matanya tidak bisa menetes seolah membeku seperti kebekuan hatinya yang sudah tidak bisa merasakan apa-apa.

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Sierra dan Aruka merupakan anak kembar yang menyukai satu orang yang sama yaitu Aro. Orang tua mereka berpisah sehingga Aruka ikut bersama sang ayah dan Sierra ikut bersama ibunya. Aruka memiliki penyakit bawaan sejak kecil yang membuatnya mendapat kasih sayang dan perhatian yang lebih dari orang-orang di sekitarnya. Berbeda dengan Sierra yang sejak kecil selalu dipaksa untuk mengalah. Saat Sierra ingin terus memperjuangkan cintanya kepada Aro, tiba-tiba datang teman masa kecilnya yang bernama Rizky. --- Cinta bisa membuat kita bodoh, membuat ego kita semakin tinggi, membuat kita merasa ingin memiliki. "Aku cuma jadiin kamu pelampiasan." "Aku tau." "Tapi kenapa kamu masih bertahan?" "Karena cinta." Menjadikan seseorang sebagai pelampiasan bukanlah hal yang benar, itu akan menyebabkan kamu terjebak ke dalam perasaanmu sendiri. Merelakan dia yang kamu cinta untuk bersama orang lain itu bukanlah hal yang buruk. Jangan sesekali mencoba untuk memaksakan perasaan, karena yang kamu dapat hanyalah sebuah obsesi. "Maafin semua perlakuan gue, jangan pergi." "Gue cinta sama lo." "Apa gue harus percaya sama omongan lo?" "Tolong jangan pergi."

Dia datang kembali! Mengusik hidupku dan ingin aku kembali padanya. Sehingga haruskah aku kembali padanya dan mengingkari sumpah yang telah aku patuhi selama bertahun-tahun selama ini? Malam itu, semua berawal dari malam itu. Hingga sesuatu yang tidak terduga terjadi. Lalu memaksa mereka untuk harus menikah lagi bagaimana pun Aimee tidak menginginkannya. Pria lain hadir. Berusaha mengacaukan hubungan mereka dan bagaimana keputusan Aimee? ig : @lenzluph_story

They both were in the same university. He was heart broken and have decided to never fall for anyone else. She is innocent and a shy girl always trying to avoid boys. How will they fall in love with each other??

Box sets of <His Human Mate>, <The Beast Found His Love>, <CEO'S lOVE FOR HIS ASSISTANT> and <Arranged To The Devil> *Book 1 <His Human Mate>: Amelia Rose is a human that was born between werewolves. Her brother is the Beta to the Alpha King. She never give much care about being a human. Even though she was a human, her family, friends and pack loved her. One thing worried her entire life. Her mate. She was afraid that her mate was going to reject her due to her being a human. So She left to study overseas when she was 8. Now that she has return, she is in for a big surprise. Alpha Xavier Knight. He is the Alpha King. After taking over the pack at the age of 16 years old, he has led his kingdom since then. When he had turn 16, he had looked for his mate but only met with disappointments. He never had interest in having a mate. But he needed a queen for his pack and kingdom. He always wanted a strong and smart she wolf. What happens one day he finds his mate and not having exactly what he wants?" *Book 2 <The Beast Found His Love>: Bella Knight is 18 year old girl. Her parents died when she was young and was brought up in an orphanage till she turned 18. she had worked hard saved up money to buy a house of her own house. she is very shy, sweet, caring and kind soul. she works at café down the street. Xavier Romano is 24 years old. He is the Alpha of the silver moon pack. it is the most strongest, largest and wittiest pack around the world. he is a ruthless man. he shows little to no mercy. He do have a beautiful family. He has a mother and father who were the previous Alpha and Luna. He has been searching for his mate for 6 years now and has failed. ­­_____________________________________________________________ I saw his eyes changing from blue to pitch black. The sobs that left me became quiet fearing of him. More tears started to leave my eyes. In a matter of seconds he was standing in front of me. He nuzzled his head where my shoulder and neck meets. He starts sniffing me. The tears have yet to stop. ""I have just found you and I am never letting you go. Not now. Not ever."" he stated as he growled at the last. I started to cry more. Soon darkness engulfed me. *Book 3 <CEO'S lOVE FOR HIS ASSISTANT>: Bella Sanders is 23 years old who just graduated from University and is looking for a job. One day She came across a job opportunity at King Consolidated. The CEO is in need for an Assistant. She was ecstatic. It was the No.1 company. So without thinking twice she applied. But she didn't know what she was signing for back then Xavier King. The most eligible bachelor who is the owner of King Consolidated. The man had everything. Money, Power, girls throwing at him. He is workaholic and does everything for the success of his company. He had it all. Or so he thought until he set his eyes at the beauty in front of. The moment he saw her, he knew she was his. And he always gets what he wants. He's in for a ride. _____________________________________________________________ "The moment I saw you, you became mine babygirl. No one, not even you can separate you from me."" he whispered into my ears as I shivered from his voice. It wasn't a statement. It’s a promise. And there is no running away from it. *Book 4 <Arranged To The Devil>: Amelia Knight (Mia) has just turn eighteen. She is a shy yet a girl with full of excitement. She has a passion for dancing. She also has a best friend called Ashton. She has a sister, Dad, Mum whom she is very close. Her sister is about to get married. But what happens when that marriage pulled her into her worst nightmare. What will she do? Will she live with it or will she leave from it?

Perhatian!!! Genre : adult (21+) mengandung unsur kekerasan dan beberapa adegan dewasa Harap bijak dalam memilih bacaan ODELE NAIDA adalah salah satu mahasiswa terbaik dengan IPK tertinggi di fakultas kedokteran di pulau Gothland Sweden. Karena kepintarannya, ia pun mendapatkan recomendasi dari kampusnya untuk menjadi dokter magang di salah satu rumah sakit terbesar di Negara LEICHENSTEIN. Seminggu setelah mendapatkan gelar kedokterannya, ia pun berangkat ke negara Leichenstein, sebuah kota impian yang di bangun oleh seorang anak dari keturunan kerajaan Swedia. Namun sayang.. saat pesawatnya baru saja mendarat, ia malah di culik oleh segerombolan orang ber jas hitam dan bertubuh besar dengan kacamata hitam yang terus melekat pada mata mereka. “Lepaskan aku!! kalian siapa? kalian salah tangkap orang.. aku tidak bersalah.. aku tidak melakukan kejahatan apapun..!!!” pekik Odele berontak. Namun ia tak dapat terlalu banyak bergerak karena cedera pinggang yang ia miliki. Bandara kala itu sedang ramai.. namun tiada 1 orang pun yang menolongnya.. mereka tetap berlalu lalang dan beraktifitas seperti biasa. Seakan penculikan ini bukanlah sesuatu yang salah. ALEXIO D ARNBORN, “SANG RAJA” begitulah julukan yang di berikan oleh masyarakat LEICHENSTEIN padanya. Dialah yang menculik Odele. Seorang Pria tampan, dengan tubuh tinggi semampai dengan tubuh atletis, dan hidung yang mancung dan matanya yang tajam juga mematikan. “MENGAPA KAU BERKHIANAT!!” Itulah kata pertama yang keluar dari bibir Alexio pertama kali ketika menatap wajah Odele. Odele tampak terkesiap ia tidak mengerti dengan apa yang di bicarakan pria yang ada di hadapannya ini. Jantungnya bergemuruh tak menentu.. ia sangat takut benar benar merasa takut.. Mengapa Odele di culik? Apa hubungan antara Odele dan Alexio? Simpan di library dan lanjut baca novelnya yah… mari kita cari tau sama2.. terimakasih..

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Blurb Sementara sembari menunggu Cover dikerjakan. Kehilangan seorang teman sekaligus sahabat terbaiknya membawa pada sebuah perjalanan panjang. Sebagai Shikai dia berkelana mencari teman masa kecilnya, mengarungi zona waktu dan berbagai dimensi. "Temukan... Temukan dan hentikan aku" -ingatan kecil teman baiknya sebelum menghilang bersama dengan ???- Maafkan aku, ini semua salahku. Jika saja aku menyadarinya lebih cepat, aku bertindak lebih cepat. 'Aku sungguh tidak berguna, rasa takut dan keraguan menguasaiku.' Aku akan mencarimu hingga ujung dunia sekalipun, segalanya telah berubah semenjak itu. Hidupku hampa tanpamu!!!