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I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
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1620 Chs
My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
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1562 Chs
Reincarnated With A Glitched System: Why Is My MP Not Running Out?

Reincarnated With A Glitched System: Why Is My MP Not Running Out?

Alternative Title: "Reincarnated as the Hero's Daughter: Why Is My MP Not Running Out? After living a life filled with hardships and suffering which ended in her ultimate sacrifice to protect her family and defeat the foes that she hated the most, our protagonist suddenly finds herself being brought to a white space where a God of Reincarnation quickly realizes he committed a mistake. "Wait, you're not from Earth?! Oh, my bad!" After being mistaken for a "good soul" due to her high positive karma count, she is reincarnated by error and given a glitched system as her only gift to explore this new world. Now, she finds herself being reincarnated as a half-elf girl named Sylph with two loving and doting parents. However, as she grows up, she begins to find weird things... "Why is my father just slaying a dragon leisurely?" "Eh? My mother can heal any wound or disease?!" "Wait! Why is my MP never running out? What's going on in here?!" Join Sylph as she explores a new world of endless possibilities, fights against the ghosts of the past that torment her parents’ lives, discovers herself and makes good friends along the way. Who knows? Perhaps this time she’ll even save the world! MP = Mana Points Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters Note : Vote for the Novel for extra weekly chapters. 100 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter per week 200 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters per week 500 Power Stones = 5 Extra chapters per week 10 Golden Tickets = 2 Extra chapters per week 20 Golden Tickets = 3 Extra chapters per week 50 Golden Tickets = 7 Extra chapters per week
4.8
1535 Chs
Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]
4.5
1475 Chs
You little shit meme let me tell you a story. What could this meme - related story be about?
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2024-11-11 07:46
Well, it could be about a mischievous character in the meme world. Maybe a little imp - like figure who always gets into funny situations. For example, the 'little shit' meme character might be constantly pranking other meme characters, like stealing their virtual food or changing the settings on their made - up gadgets. It could also be a story of how this character came to be in the meme universe, perhaps starting as an accidental creation that ended up being really popular.
What does the posting of a black plastic bag in a story represent as a meme?
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2024-10-04 14:49
I think it could be some kind of symbol of waste or pollution, maybe hinting at environmental issues.
You little shit meme let me tell you a story. Is this story going to be funny or serious?
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2024-11-10 23:49
It could be either. Meme - related stories can be really funny. Since memes are often created for humor, the story might be full of comical situations involving the 'little shit' character. But it could also be serious in a way. Maybe it's a story about how the meme is used to convey a deeper message, like representing the underdog or the rebel in society.
If I were a pile of shit
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2025-01-17 00:29
If I'm a pile of sh * t, the essay is about a person who thinks about his existence and value from the perspective of a pile of sh * t. In this essay, the protagonist felt that he had no value, but by nourishing a dandelion, he began to feel that his life had value. Although his body was no longer there, he believed that he still had a soul, and through the attachment of his soul to the dandelion, he could see the most beautiful natural landscape in the world. This essay expressed the protagonist's thoughts on life and pursuit of beauty.
I like the story of shit
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2025-01-12 21:12
The recommended novels were Everyone Poop and Magic Ring Turns Poop. Both books were about feces and introduced children to the process of feces and digestion in a humorous and interesting way. " Let's Poop " was a popular science book. Through depicting the poop of different animals, children could understand the process of digestion. The Magic Ring Becomes Poop was a novel that won an international award. It told a magical story about poop. These stories were both interesting and educational, suitable for children who liked to talk about shit.
Fart, spit out the shit
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2024-12-17 03:40
Farts that cause feces to spurt out could be caused by intestinal infection, hemorrhoids, gastroenteritis, and other reasons. Intestinal infection would stimulate the intestinal mucus membrane, causing increased intestinal squirming, increased frequency of defecation, abdominal distension, and other symptoms, which might cause diarrhea when farting. A similar condition can occur in acute constipation, which requires the use of antibiotics. If feces or mucus is ejected when farting, it may indicate serious inflammation or tumor in the intestine. You should seek medical attention as soon as possible. Other possible reasons include indigestion, intestinal diseases, food factors, and so on. Please consult your doctor for an accurate diagnosis and treatment advice.
When will the Elite of Shit be released in 2021?
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2024-10-22 11:04
" Elite of Breaking Matters " was a sitcom directed by Wei Zheng and starred by Li Jiahang, Cheng Guo, Zhang Yiduo, etc. It was broadcast on iQiyi on June 18, 2022. While waiting for the anime, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " Full-time Expert "!
Is 'Rap Shit' a True Story?
1 answer
2024-10-14 15:41
Well, it's possible that 'Rap Shit' has some roots in reality, but it's likely been embellished or modified for artistic effect. Who knows for sure?
Who is the author of 'im the king novel'?
1 answer
2024-12-10 09:48
Sorry, I'm unable to tell who the author of this 'im the king novel' is. It could be an indie author or a relatively unknown writer. You could try searching for it in literary databases or online bookstores to find out more about the author.
What is 'im the king novel' about?
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2024-12-10 00:21
Well, without more context, it's hard to say precisely. 'I'm the king' in a novel could imply a story of self - discovery where the protagonist realizes his or her own power or leadership abilities and decides to take on a 'kingly' role in their world, whether it's a small community or a vast kingdom.
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