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The Heavenly Dao exists. It decides what is right and what is wrong. To act against it is to sin, to act according to it is to be blessed by its graces. The world of cultivation is difficult, an unchanging principle. Yet there are those who are cherished by the Heavens, cuddled into rising above all and everyone else. How can this be? Why must this be? What is moral and just? What is evil and immoral?! WHY DOES IT GET TO DECIDE?! So we, the Sinners, we act against the Heavenly Daos, grasp our own fates in hopes of truly overturning them. This is a Journey of a young boy born Blessed, but turned Sinner. The greatest sinner of them all. ----- As some of you may know, I'm also the Author of Consuming Earths, Devouring Skies! This is my second project, and one I'm incredibly passionate about! I hope you all enjoy following the adventures of Wei Wuyin! And I hope that I can bring a fresh experience to you all. ---- Follow for Updates: https://twitter.com/KevinAscending Here's Discord if you just want to chat or meet some like-minded individuals! https://discord.gg/kevinascending If you want to support my novel, to increase the ratio of releases, or to receive monthly bonus releases! You can support here: https://www.patreon.com/KevinAscending https://ko-fi.com/kevinascending paypal.me/KevinJpl Or @Kevinjpl Any and all support goes to supporting me and my right to write!

``` SINOPSIS DEL TRADUCTOR Qingyun Zi fue traicionado y asesinado. Justo cuando pensaba que todo había terminado, despierta en un nuevo cuerpo; el cuerpo de un sinvergüenza llamado Ye Yuan. A medida que emprende una nueva vida, lucha por hacer frente a la pérdida de seres queridos, así como por aceptar su nueva identidad. Insatisfecho con su destino, Ye Yuan resuelve abrirse camino de regreso a la cima mientras oculta su identidad de sus antiguos enemigos mientras planea su venganza. ¿Cómo revivió? ¿Será expuesto y morirá de nuevo con incontables lamentos? ¿Hubo un cerebro detrás de todo esto? Con todas estas preguntas y más en su corazón, Ye Yuan resuelve buscar respuestas mientras descubre una trama más oscura detrás de todo. ```

In the novel "Primordial Sin System," readers follow the journey of Dave Alexander, a man reincarnated into a life of privilege and power after enduring a previous existence filled with misery. Now the son of the empire's strongest expert, known as the guardian, Dave is determined to seize every opportunity presented to him. Unexpectedly, Dave's life takes a unique turn when he discovers he possesses the Primordial Sin System, a mysterious system that grants him extraordinary powers and abilities by experiencing and embracing the seven deadly sins. Fueled by this newfound power, Dave sets out on a quest to collect beauties, conquer challenges, and ascend to the peak of his potential. Note: I am not a professional writer; I write as a hobby. Comments and suggestions are welcome. Feel free to criticize my work. I want to express my gratitude to those who appreciate and love it. There might be some plot holes in the early chapters, but I am committed to creating a better and more cohesive plot for the story.

``` Roy murió en un desafortunado accidente. Pensó que era el fin. Pero desafortunadamente para él, Dios no tenía un lugar para él en el cielo, y el diablo tampoco lo quería en el infierno. Así que terminó en el cuerpo del tercer hijo de un conde famoso, al cual toda su familia descuidaba. El mundo era exactamente igual al que se describía en la novela que había leído el día antes de morir. La persona cuyo cuerpo había tomado poseía el mismo nombre que él, pero no se mencionaba en la novela porque había muerto dos años antes de que las fuerzas del caos invadiesen el condado. Eso significaba que, mientras Roy estuviera vivo en este nuevo cuerpo, dos años más tarde, moriría, desgarrado y comido por un monstruo. Necesitaba fuerza para sobrevivir los futuros eventos, pero a diferencia del protagonista de las novelas de Semental, ¡no tenía un dedo de oro! [Has ganado 1 EXP] Fue solo después de pisar accidentalmente a una abeja que Roy se dio cuenta de que ¡poseía un dedo de oro! ¡Y este dedo de oro podría ser su clave para convertirse en el más fuerte! ```

[MATURE CONTENT] “Are you mating with someone?” Stunned, she took a step back, widening the space between them. “ Excuse me?” “Ah…” A sigh left his lips. “ Perhaps, I need to rephrase my question. Are you f*cking someone?” She sucked in a quick breath, not knowing what to say. Anger reared itself in her head, mixing with unexpected desire. Sadly, desire was winning. He lifted an eyebrow, and in the next instant, he was already standing in front of her body. Her instincts kicked in. She took a couple steps back until her back hit the wall. The smell of chocolates and almonds rolled between them. Entranced, she thought she smelled the sweetness of the wine but it disappeared as quickly as it came. “I don’t think that is any of your business, Mr. Graydon.” she made a sound of annoyance. “Is it not?” His breath fractured, his eyes darkened with desire. “No.” Her lips quivered at her obvious denial. She mustered all the courage she could, hoping he wouldn’t smell her arousal. She knew it was for naught. His fingers lightly brushed her cheeks, then they trailed down her neck, lingering on her collarbone, the contact sent shivers down her spine. It awakened the primal need she had been wanting to hide since they met. She wanted him. No. She needed him, inside her. Her face flushed at the thought of him taking her, preferably right against these walls. “You want me,” he stated. ““As much as I want you.” Shocked by her own raw and potent yearning, she turned her head away. “I don’t…” “Shhh…” he silenced her with a finger. Then he inched closer, so close his long lashes brushed against her cheek. Her heart pounded like a drum against her chest, fast and hot in anticipation. “Now tell me little one… do I need to get rid of someone before I make you beg me to let you come?” ...... Is love worth the chaos it brings? ..... Tags: #lycans #witch #strongfemalelead #strongmalelead #norape #smut #mates #slowburn .... Check out Complete Information inside! ..... Written by: B.Mitchylle Email: bmitchylle@gmail.com Insta: @b.mitchylle Discord: MitchyMitch#3750 EDITED by: S.T. Ahikx Insta: @S.T. Ahikx I DO NOT OWN THE COVER!

Xiao Yi, un huérfano criado por un viejo irrespetuoso, poseía artes marciales antiguas misteriosas y una habilidad única en la medicina tradicional china. A la edad de veinte años, de repente recibió la misión más desconcertante por parte del viejo: asistir a la renombrada universidad de primer nivel, la Universidad Z, como estudiante, iniciando así su espectacular vida urbana moderna. En la ciudad, comenzó a escribir su propia leyenda eterna...

In the shadow-soaked alleys of a city where memories are both currency and weapon, burned-out detective Maxwell Hartwell is known for his unique immunity to memory extraction, a trait that marks him as both an asset and an outcast. When enigmatic Elena Voss approaches him to investigate the murder of Victor Kane, a top memory trader renowned for his ruthless ambition, Max is drawn into a web of deceit that permeates the highest echelons of society. Max's investigation leads him deep into the underbelly of the memory trade, where human experiences are bought and sold to the highest bidder, altering personalities and histories at will. As he navigates this dangerous landscape, he's forced to contend with his former partner, Detective Sarah Lim, who walks a thin line between law enforcement and moral compromise. Throughout his journey, Max is aided by the Archivist, a secretive figure who trades in illicit memories, providing Max with information that cannot be obtained by conventional means. As Max delves deeper into the mystery, he uncovers a disturbing truth: Victor Kane's death is merely the surface of a much larger conspiracy that threatens to topple the precarious balance of power within the city. His investigation reveals a sinister plot to control the memory market, orchestrated by figures that blur the line between friend and foe. Haunted by fragments of his own inaccessible past, Max must navigate through layers of betrayal and manipulation, confronting painful truths about himself and those he once trusted. The closer he gets to solving the murder, the more entangled he becomes in a struggle for power that will define the future of memory itself. With the city on the brink of chaos, Max is faced with a choice that will not only determine his own fate but also the fate of a society where memories can be rewritten at will. As alliances shift and secrets are unearthed, Max must decide whether to continue protecting a world that has forsaken him or forge a new path that could lead to redemption—or ruin.

True evil needs no reason to exist. “All living creatures must die, but I wont. ” Once known as the most talented and knowledgeable scholar/philosopher across three continents, he basked in the praise and reverence of those around him. However, tragedy struck one fateful night when he bore witness to the cold-blooded murder of his entire family. Driven to madness, he embarked upon the path of power, the path of negative energy, and thus, The Great Demon, Badur, was born. In a single day, a mountain of corpses were stacked, many of which fell to his blade. However, during his final pursuit of revenge, he met his untimely demise. His soul was extracted and cast into the void, where it would endure eternal suffering. However, his jouney would not end here…… "What do you desire?" A grotesque creature floating in the void asked while staring at the bruised and beaten soul of a young man. [Ding!! Host has received Void grade Treasure] [Ding!! Goal has been set : Attain True immortality] A new lease at life is presented A deal with a Demon filled with resentment A new journey, a new Dawn With that the great Demon, Badur is reborn ps: the book won't progress the way other novels have been progressing. if you don't like a unique development then maybe this isn't the book for you.

Apa jadinya jika seorang Dewa, iblis, dan manusia saling bercinta satu sama lain? Kisah ini menceritakan tentang 3 anak kembar bernama Sintri, Gonocos, dan Tan Metri yang pergi berpetulangan bersama untuk mencari sosok orang tua kandung mereka setelah apa yang terjadi dengan panti mereka. Pasalnya selama ini, mereka bertiga hanya hidup nyaman di panti asuhan bersama anak-anak yang lain. Hanya ada satu petunjuk yang mereka bertiga temukan pasca terjadinya insiden yang menimpa panti asuhan. Mereka bertiga pun bertekad untuk memecahkan misteri tersebut dengan menjadi anggota sebuah guild petualang. Mereka berharap bisa segera menemukan sosok kedua orang tua kandung mereka. Banyak rintangan yang menghadang dalam setiap petualangan tiga anak kembar itu. Meski begitu, mereka bertiga juga menemukan banyak teman dan musuh yang membuat mereka semakin berkembang. Hal itu membuat tiga anak kembar itu seolah mendapat harapan besar untuk bertemu orang tua mereka. Akankah 3 anak kembar ini berhasil mengetahui dan menemukan sosok orang tua kandung mereka? Apa mungkin mereka bertiga adalah anak yang tercipta dari hubungan sosok Dewa, Iblis, dan Manusia?

The spirit code is a treaty between the various werewolf packs and it's supposed to serve as a reminder that on no account should an Alpha go against his brother. For years passed and, the Alpha of the Crescent moon pack lived as a faithful devotee to the ordinances despite the hollow he carried in his heart. He had not found his mate and if the prophecies were right, then he might never find his mate! On a special visit to a co-Alpha's pack, Alpha Oliver meets a girl and immediately recognizes her as his mate but the treaty between the pack would be an obstruction to his happiness. He did what nobody expected, he kidnapped his mate and he might not be ready to pay for the consequences of that one action. One thing is sure though, things are about to get messy and the potency of love is about to be tested through fire, trials and tribulations. Will love be enough?