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The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?

The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?

My name is Qi Yuan, and I am a time traveler who now holds the esteemed title of the eldest martial brother at Seven Colours Peak. I am armed with a game jade slip capable of connecting realms across the heavens, and blessed with the ability to unveil hidden information through my discerning eyes. [A seemingly ordinary blade of grass reveals secrets of a clandestine meeting between True Man Ku Mu and Empress Dashang that transpired just three days prior.] [Her name is Ruan Yixi, who appears to be your beautiful master on the surface, but she may have a deeper connection, perhaps she is even your wife.] [This is Heavenly Dao of the World, a Spiritual Object renowned for its significance in Foundation Establishment] [This is a lifeless planet, a potential vessel for the creation of a Golden Elixir]. So my road of cultivation turns gradually strange. "Heavenly Dao? A Spiritual Object for Foundation Establishment?" "So many desolate planets, all refined into Golden Elixir!" The Heavenly Dao is used as the foundation and refining stars into Golden Elixir. I am Qi Yuan, I become the origin of all things. My name is Jiang Lingsu, a fellow disciple at Seven Colours Peak. My Senior Brother is mentally ill. He is never focused on work. Nor does he like cultivation. He only loves simulation games. Senior Brother says, "Playing games is like cultivation. It can also create a world." One day, there is one more sun in the sky. I ask him what it is, he says, "That is my Golden Elixir!" This book is also titled 'Cultivation: The Jade Slip's Universe' and 'The Golden Elixir I Cultivated is a Planet,'
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1161 Chs
You Will Call Me Sir

You Will Call Me Sir

If you were given a chance to obtain Power or Happiness, which one would you choose? Kate once had it all. Clothes, food, a place to stay, and a loving family. However, it all ended when her parents were murdered by a mysterious organization. Stella, her split personality, was the reason she barely made it out with her life. A few years passed as she lived everyday in desperation. Tired, hungry, bitter, and on the verge of collapse, she was saved by a young boy when things took a turn for the worse. His name was Ciel Summers, her future dearest one. Things were going smoothly until she managed to pass the entrance exam to the prestigious Saint Claire Academy. Hidden schemes played behind the scenes as a serum capable of awakening the latent powers of anyone below the age of 15 was developed. They set their eyes on the elite students of the academy, and kidnapped Ciel, who became an unwilling test subject. It was the beginning of a series of events, which led Kate to discover the name of the organization that killed her parents and the secrets that were buried deep within her body. ----- If you get tired of the Kiddy Arc and want to read their adult lives then feel free to jump chapter 327, but I doubt you'll understand anything at that point xD! [Disclaimer: I will be changing POV's from time to time. This is how I wanted this story to be written. So please, bear with me. Thank you.] Updates: 1 chapter a day. Feel free to donate in my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/YourSir Chat with me on discord!: https://discord.gg/haeYN7N ---------- Feel free to check out my other story! "Go! Go! Summons: Summoning the Perfect Boyfriend" [Fantasy Romance, Female Lead, Comedy, Slice of Life.] https://www.webnovel.com/book/17411890805745005/Go!-Go!-Summons! Special thanks to RedPandaChick for helping me edit my novel. Thank you very much! P.S Cover Photo is not mine. All credit goes to their respective owners.
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350 Chs
Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Su Jie, capable of traveling between Blue Star and the Cultivation World, discovered that cultivation was just too difficult. Spirit Pills, Magic Artifacts, Pocket Worlds, and inherent comprehension—each was a mountain on the long road to immortality. Not until Su Jie found out that Demon Cultivators refined corpses by killing, extracted souls to cultivate fiends, and used fear as sustenance for their cultivation. Need souls to consecrate a Soul Summoning Banner? Get to know the pig farms that slaughter millions of pigs a year. Need human fear to cultivate fierce ghosts? Stock up on ghost houses, horror films, and horror games... Need fresh blood for Demon Techniques? Across the ocean, America is the world's largest grey market blood transfusion station... ...... Years later. "You devil, how many people have you killed? And you still have the face to call yourself a good person? Pah, today I shall act on behalf of heaven to mete out justice." The Tianyuan World's most beautiful person's eyebrows were furrowed with rage, as she stared at the terrifying Devil before her, enveloped in wronged souls, with thousands of ghosts parading on his Soul Banner, seated in a palace made of bones, she posed her soulful question. The Devil slowly stood up and pulled out a business card that read "Hua Country's Philanthropist of the Year / Founder of the World's Largest Chain of Ghost Houses / Owner of Blue Star's Largest Livestock Slaughter Business / Emerging Tycoon of the Entertainment Industry." "You see, I'm really not a devil, okay? Nowadays, who still uses such a lowly method as killing people to cultivate as a devil!"
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Is there any funny guy to look at?
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2024-08-28 09:26
The funny man's fast-acting system text referred to a type of novel in which male characters transmigrated to different worlds to accept system missions and complete their goals. At the same time, they interacted with characters of different genders to bring joy and fun. The following are some well-known funny male and female quick wear system texts: 1." I'm Addicted to Wearing It Quickly " 2: The Villain Is Poisonous 3. Saving the Death-Seeking Teenager 4. The Evolution of a Prince Charming 5." Quickly Wear: The Big Star Villain " These novels all have different styles and plots. I hope you can find one that you like.
Funny Call Center Jokes Stories
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2024-11-29 10:05
One joke is about a call center agent who had a customer asking for help with their computer. The customer said their mouse wasn't working. The agent asked if it was plugged in. The customer replied, 'Yes, I even wrapped the cord around my finger to make sure it doesn't get loose!'
What are some conference call funny stories?
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2024-12-11 00:40
In a conference call, the presenter's Wi - Fi cut out and they froze with their mouth wide open. Then when they came back, their hair was all messed up as if they had been through a storm. They joked about their 'techno - disaster' and it lightened the mood of the call.
What makes a Call of Cthulhu story funny?
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2024-12-02 23:52
Unexpected twists can make a Call of Cthulhu story funny. For example, when the terrifying entity turns out to be something completely harmless like a group of squirrels that were misinterpreted due to some strange magical effect.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
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2024-12-11 08:58
Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
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2024-12-11 07:07
There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.
Funny Guy Puberty Body Changes Stories
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2024-12-05 09:23
Well, I remember when I first noticed my Adam's apple. I thought I had some kind of strange growth in my throat. I was so worried and kept poking at it. My mom finally told me it was normal for guys during puberty. It was such a relief, but looking back, it was a really silly thing to be so freaked out about.
Share some funny stories from will and guy.
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2024-12-04 07:53
Well, there was this story where a little boy thought he could fly like a superhero. He climbed up on the roof of his shed and jumped off, flapping his arms. Luckily, he landed in a big pile of leaves his dad had just raked. It was a moment of panic for his parents but later became a really funny memory for the family, much like the kind of stories you might find on will and guy.
Share some funny nice guy stories.
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2024-12-02 03:21
There was this nice guy at a coffee shop. He noticed an old lady struggling to carry her tray. So, he quickly got up and offered to help her. As he carried the tray to her table, he made a little joke about how the coffee cups were having a race on the tray. The old lady laughed so hard. It was such a simple yet funny and kind act.
Tell me an irish guy funny story.
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2024-11-23 01:59
There was an Irish guy named Sean. One day, he went to a pub. He ordered a pint of Guinness. When the bartender served it, Sean accidentally knocked it over. Instead of getting upset, he just laughed and said, 'Well, the beer must have been in a hurry to get to the floor!' Everyone in the pub burst out laughing.
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