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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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The Complete Free Short Play
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2024-12-25 12:21
[Blazing Souls is a short drama. The entire series is free to watch online.] The drama told the story of Lin Yang returning from cultivation to find his fiancée, but he saw his fiancée being humiliated. He didn't care about everyone's gazes and loudly expressed that he would marry no one but her. The girl had been bullied since she was young and knew nothing about love. However, when she saw the handsome man in front of her, she was very touched and held back her tears. However, the details of the plot and how to watch the show were not provided.
The novel recommended the female protagonist to be reborn.
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2024-12-25 12:21
The following are some recommended novels about movie queens who have made a comeback. In these novels, the heroine is reborn and begins her own path of turning over a new leaf: 1. " Get into Character ": This novel tells the story of the female lead who, after her rebirth, made her way into Hollywood with her acting skills and eventually became the youngest movie queen in the world. 2. " Starlight: Reborn's First Best Actress ": This novel mainly wrote about the female protagonist's struggles and growth in the entertainment industry after her rebirth. 3. " Back to Fifteen ": The female lead, Mo Qing, was a movie queen. After a fall, she was reborn and returned to the past. She was determined not to walk the same path and spend the rest of her life with the mixed-blood male god's agent, Gu Shu. 4. << The Best Actress in 10 Years of Rebirth >>: The female lead, Zhou Xianing, was a third-rate female star in 10 years. After her rebirth, she seized the opportunity that she had missed in her previous life and vowed to walk on a bright and broad road. 5. " The Female Supporting Character Turns Over: The Tsundere Movie Queen Comes to the Top ": This novel tells the story of the female protagonist who has to fight against the game upgrade system's transmigrated woman and the plane trader's ambitious man after her rebirth. She has to face the transmigrated woman who has the game upgrade system. Please note that the novels recommended above may only be a part of the list. There are other novels to choose from.
Speedy 1-39 episodes are free
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2024-12-25 12:21
You can watch the complete series of "Speedy" TV series in high definition for free on platforms such as Mango TV, iQiyi, and Mi Gu Film and Television. The play was directed by Xu Jizhou and starred by Zhang Yi, Zhang Songwen, and Li Yitong.
He Huanbu is like a female protagonist's novel
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2024-12-25 12:21
Bu Weilan's novels were similar to He Huan's. Among them," Agarwood Pea " told the story of the heroine growing up from an ordinary girl to a well-known girl. The character's personality and emotions were revealed through detailed descriptions. In addition," The Wrong Electricity,"" The Good Men and Women," and " Lilac, Bodhi Tree " were also Bu Weilan's good works. The female protagonists in these novels had their own characteristics and charms, and the plots were lively and interesting. Although there was no mention of a specific novel similar to " He Huan," it could be speculated that Bu Weilan's other works might have similar female protagonists and plots.
Saving the Slaves Male Lead's Fictions
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2024-12-25 12:21
The following are some recommendations from ancient novels about saving the slave male protagonist: 1. " The General is Always Bullied and Crying ": This novel tells the story of the female protagonist saving the slave male protagonist, teaching him self-redemption and finally becoming a general. 2. " Saving the Poor Slave King ": The story takes place in a chaotic world. The male protagonist is a slave who is saved by the female protagonist. I hope these recommendations will meet your needs.
The gift Li Yunrui left for Fan Xian
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2024-12-25 12:20
Li Yunrui's gift to Fan Xian was a jade pendant. This jade pendant was Li Yunrui's family heirloom. It represented his sincere feelings and trust for Fan Xian. Li Yunrui hoped that Fan Xian could carry forward the family tradition and become stronger through experience. This gift also symbolized the oath and friendship between Fan Xian and Li Yunrui.
Celebrating the interest of writing novels in my remaining years
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2024-12-25 12:20
Celebrating Years was a novel created by Maoni. It was a time-travel novel with both plot and style. The story told of a young patient who was reborn into a completely different world and became an unglorious illegitimate child of the future Qing Kingdom's Palace of the Earl. The story of Qing Yuannian took place in the Qing Kingdom, and the protagonist was named Qing Yuannian because he had an extra life. The novel had been completed, and the full text could be found on various websites.
Is Wang Qinian amazing?
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2024-12-25 12:20
Wang Qinian was described as a very powerful character in the TV series " Celebrating Years." He had excellent qinggong and tracking abilities, and could travel thousands of miles at night. As Fan Xian's personal guard, he was known as Fan Xian's all-powerful assistant. Wang Qinian played an important role in the process of finding the imprisoned Yan Bingyun, laying the foundation for the rescue operation. In addition, he also showed his ability to solve problems. Through clever words and flattery, he successfully solved some difficulties. Although the specific level of his martial arts was not explicitly mentioned, his lightness skill and tracking ability were considered first-class. All in all, Wang Qinian was a very powerful character.
What exactly is Ye Qingmei's identity?
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2024-12-25 12:20
Ye Qingmei's identity was a soul transmigrator. She came from a modern technological civilization and was a female engineering doctor. Her soul had transmigrated into the body of a little girl in a temple. She was Fan Xian's mother and the only woman the Qing Emperor had ever loved. Ye Qingmei had brought many technologies and innovation to the Qing Kingdom, helped the Qing Emperor ascend the throne, and established the Ye family. However, in the end, she was plotted against by the Qing Emperor. The specific details and her background were not mentioned in the search results provided.
When will Baiyue Fan star be the male lead?
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2024-12-25 12:20
The TV series " White Moon Fan Star " was scheduled to air in July 2024. As for the male lead, there was no definite information yet. Chen Feiyu, Luo Yunxi, and Ao Ruipeng were mentioned as candidates in the relevant reports, but the final choice had not been announced. Therefore, the specific information about the male lead was still unclear.
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