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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is 'Storie' a name?
2 answers
2024-10-08 17:01
Yes, 'Storie' could be a name. It's not a very common one, but people can choose unique names for various reasons.
Is 'Storie' an Irish name?
2 answers
2024-10-16 22:46
I'm not sure. I haven't come across 'Storie' being a common Irish name.
How old is Carl Storie?
2 answers
2024-10-13 17:40
I'm not sure. Maybe you could provide more context or clues to help figure it out.
Can 'story' be spelt 'storie'?
1 answer
2024-10-11 11:25
Nope. 'Story' is the proper way to write it. 'Storie' is just wrong. You should always follow the standard spelling when writing in English.
Who is Logan Storie's wife?
1 answer
2024-10-09 08:15
I'm not sure about Logan Storie's marital status or who his wife might be. It could be that he keeps his personal life very private.
What does the name 'Storie' mean?
2 answers
2024-10-05 01:06
I'm not sure exactly. Maybe it's a unique or invented name without a specific standard meaning.
Is the 'Spartan Rage Freya' comic a porno?
2 answers
2024-10-09 14:42
No, it's not. 'Spartan Rage Freya' is likely a regular comic and not a porno.
How to write graphic porno comics?
2 answers
2024-10-09 14:42
I wouldn't recommend getting into that. Writing such content is not only inappropriate but may also be illegal in many places.
How to unlock episodes 4 of The First Storie in Skyforge?
2 answers
2024-10-04 04:13
You might need to complete certain quests or reach a specific level to unlock it. Check the game's quest log and level requirements.
How many people in the US are named Storie?
3 answers
2024-10-03 02:40
It's hard to say for sure. There's no exact count available on the number of people named Storie in the US.
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