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Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily

Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily

Hello WebNovel Readers, "Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne. These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also share your own jokes in the "comments section - below the chapters". Have Fun!! -------------- Yang Studio is a writers’ circle which is a support group for writers who wish to be among like-minded people. If you want to start writing and are looking for inspiration, this circle is for you. Books published on WebNovel are works of the respective writers from the circle. For reporting any content, readers can contact us. --------------
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PORTA LOKA : Land of 12 Gates

PORTA LOKA : Land of 12 Gates

Volume 1: Major Hiroki Kazo, seorang anak laki-laki berumur empat belas tahun, berambut biru perak dan memiliki mata merah seperti batu Ruby. Ia hidup bersama kakaknya Arga dan juga ayahnya di pemukiman kumuh bernama Aras. Kehidupannya biasa saja dan tampak normal sperti anak-anak pada umumnya, walaupun mereka serba kekurangan. Hingga suatu hari kakaknya memberi sebuah buku yang mengisahkan tentang sebuah Negeri dari dimensi lain bernama Porta Loka. Kazo hanya menganggap itu sebagai dongeng biasa. Sampai suatu ketika, seorang gadis berpakaian nyentrik mendatanginya dan mengatakan bahwa Porta Loka itu nyata. Dia adalah seorang Penjelajah Arya. Kazo tidak ingin percaya, sampai sebuah peristiwa besar membuatnya harus percaya bahwa Porta Loka itu nyata. Dan semenjak hari itu, kehidupan Kazo yang normal berubah total. Dirinya harus menghindari kejaran Penjelajah Arya yang terus memburunya atas perintah dari Raja negeri tersebut. Kazo lalu pergi bersama Arga dan ayahnya menuju Porta Loka, mereka dibantu oleh Edward Kyuron, Penjelajah Rania yang selama ini sudah menetap lama di Bumi. Mereka melalui banyak rintangan dan halangan oleh Penjelajah Arya yang terus memburu mereka saat melewati Verittam. Volume 2
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219 Chs
Poroporo

Poroporo

In 2050 (45 years ago) an island was discovered by a group of whale watchers and they were able to make it an official country. They called it, Raka. It was split into 4 regions, each assigned a group of people, from a specific place, with a specific look. The first was called the Maru, where I live. The people here are all pale, with blonde hair, and blue eyes. The second was called the Underlye. People here have tan skin, and dark hair, with green eyes. The third was called the Shallows. People here have red hair, freckled skin, and brown eyes. The fourth, and final region, the Waahanga. The people here are very similar to the people from the Maru. The only thing different is their lifestyle. The people from the Maru are from an old country formerly called Germany. But the people from the Waahanga are from a place called Sweden. I've never been able to tell us apart, but who knows, maybe I'm just young.
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PORN

PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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PORT

PORT

Lee Dan-eul, an uninspired college student makes his way in a clandestine world makes a legendary invention and see's the potential it has. He is determined to shape the world as he see's fit. With the help of the team he gathered full of special individuals, he gets ready to conquer the unseen world.
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Spore

Spore

* Dropped *
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Sport

Sport

About sports
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Portal

Portal

This is in indefinite hiatus
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Porter X

Porter X

if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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28 Chs
Longpork

Longpork

On the plains of what used to be Kansas sits the last bar and brothel before you enter the rocky mountains. If you behave yourself, you will have a good time. If you don't, well that's when you end up missing. The plains states are where the law is supposed to end, so what happens when they take out the trash? When bad guys go missing? Who serves up justice? How about you spend a night with us at the brothel, and have some bacon in the morning. Welcome to Longpork.
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8 Chs
What are some porta potty horror stories?
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2024-11-13 02:00
One porta potty horror story is when a person opened the door and found it completely full to the brim and overflowing. It was a disgusting mess. Another is when there were bugs all over the inside, like spiders and cockroaches. It made using it an absolute nightmare.
Are there any interesting porta potty stories in Dubai?
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2024-11-05 05:45
One interesting story could be about how porta potties in Dubai are maintained in the extreme heat. Dubai has a very hot climate, and special measures need to be taken to prevent unpleasant odors and ensure the porta potties are hygienic. There might be innovative cooling or ventilation techniques used that could be an interesting story to tell.
Tell me some Dubai porta potty stories.
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2024-12-05 17:47
I'm not sure specifically what 'Dubai porta potty stories' are. It could be about some unique experiences related to portable toilets in Dubai. Maybe there are stories about high - end porta potties at luxury events in Dubai, with features like air conditioning and fancy interiors.
What are the interesting aspects of Dubai porta potty stories?
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2024-12-03 19:45
One interesting aspect could be the design. Dubai is known for luxury, so porta potties might have unique and luxurious designs.
What is the 'Stephen King Porta Potty Story' about?
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2024-11-25 21:08
I'm not entirely sure specifically which 'Stephen King Porta Potty Story' you mean. Stephen King has a lot of stories, and without more context, it's hard to say. It could potentially be some sort of strange or horror - related incident involving a porta potty in one of his fictional universes.
What is the 'Porta Potty Stephen King Story' about?
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2024-11-16 20:32
Stephen King often writes about ordinary things in extraordinary and often terrifying ways. If there's a 'Porta Potty Stephen King Story', it might involve the porta potty as a setting for something spooky. Maybe someone gets trapped in one and has some sort of otherworldly encounter. Or perhaps there's a monster lurking around porta potties. But again, this is just speculation without more details about this particular story.
What are some porta potty stories from Dubai?
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2024-11-05 04:24
Well, one porta potty story from Dubai could be about their unique designs. In Dubai, they might have porta potties that are more luxurious compared to other places. For example, they could be equipped with better ventilation systems and more modern interiors to match the overall high - standard infrastructure of the city.
Has Stephen King really written a 'Porta Potty Story'?
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2024-11-17 05:13
I'm not aware of any story by Stephen King that is specifically known as a 'Porta Potty Story'. It might be a very niche or misnamed reference. Stephen King has written about a wide range of topics, but this doesn't seem to be a common one in his bibliography.
Where can I find the 'Stephen King Porta Potty Story'?
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2024-11-26 11:00
I'm not sure where you can specifically find this 'Stephen King Porta Potty Story' as it's not a well - known mainstream story. It might be a very rare or local anecdote. You could try searching in some of the more comprehensive Stephen King fan forums or websites. Maybe some die - hard fans have heard of it and can point you in the right direction.
Can you share the most terrifying porta potty horror stories?
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2024-11-13 04:15
Sure. One of the scariest is when there was a snake inside a porta potty. Just imagine opening the door and seeing a snake coiled up. Another is when a porta potty was placed near a sewage leak and the stench was unbearable.
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