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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is the 'Spartan Rage Freya' comic a porno?
2 answers
2024-10-09 14:42
No, it's not. 'Spartan Rage Freya' is likely a regular comic and not a porno.
How to write graphic porno comics?
2 answers
2024-10-09 14:42
I wouldn't recommend getting into that. Writing such content is not only inappropriate but may also be illegal in many places.
How did the comic porno come about?
3 answers
2024-10-17 21:05
I have no idea. This is an inappropriate and possibly illegal topic.
Do writers of porno fiction sell well?
1 answer
2024-10-16 01:48
It depends. The market for porno fiction is quite niche and often faces legal and ethical restrictions. So, in general, it's not a mainstream area that sells well.
How many people watch porno stories?
2 answers
2024-10-14 06:52
The number of people watching porno stories is difficult to determine precisely. It could be influenced by factors such as the accessibility of the content, marketing efforts, and cultural differences.
What is the nature and content of a visual porno novel?
2 answers
2024-10-12 07:39
A visual porno novel is characterized by graphic and sexual depictions. It's designed to appeal to those seeking adult entertainment of a sexual nature. The content may involve various sexual acts and scenarios presented visually along with a story element.
What are the characteristics of a visual porno novel porn?
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2024-10-08 19:45
Visual porno novels are known for their graphic and vulgar depictions. They usually have no depth or meaningful storylines and are solely centered around sexual acts. These are not suitable for general consumption and can have negative impacts on one's mindset.
How old is Ahsoka Tano in porno comics?
3 answers
2024-10-07 12:04
I'm not sure about the age of Ahsoka Tano in such inappropriate comics. Porno comics are not something that should be focused on or discussed.
How did the comic porno come into being?
1 answer
2024-09-28 10:46
The creation of comic porno often stems from a combination of factors like a desire for quick profits and a lack of moral restraint. It's a form of content that violates social norms and values.
What makes a goofy porno comic stand out?
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2024-10-17 14:03
A goofy porno comic stands out when it has unique and humorous character designs or unexpected plot twists.
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