jokes with stories

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'

There's a story about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit the perfect crime. The librarian said, 'Sorry, we don't have that in the non - fiction section.' This is a short but witty joke with a bit of a story setup.

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.

Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.

Short stories and jokes could be found on major novel websites such as Qidian Chinese Network, Xiaoxiang Academy, Genesis Chinese Network, etc. These websites all had rich novel resources and reading experiences, and provided various types of novels, including short stories, stories, and jokes. You can find your favorite novels here and share your stories and insights with other readers.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Jokes and short stories can be found on the internet, but the best advice is to read classic jokes and short stories such as "The Laughing Cat Diary" and "The Three Idiots in Bollywood". These works have proven to be very popular and contain many interesting plots and humorous dialogue. At the same time, you can also find some short story collections or joke collections on the Internet to better understand various types of works.

Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'