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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Zoujie red porcelain
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2024-12-27 21:30
Zou Jie was a contemporary young ceramist and a craftsman. He was a craftsman specially hired by the Fan family's teapot shop. He was also a member of the Yixing Purple Sand Industry Association and the Jiangsu Province Arts and Crafts Society. Zou Jie was born in 1975. He began to learn creation and design from Fan Weiqun in 1993, and received guidance from many famous teachers such as Xu Hantang and Gu Shaopei. He had his own exploration and pursuit of purple sand art, and gradually formed his own unique style. Zou Jie's works were novel in design and unique in shape. He had won many awards in the exhibition competition and was praised by merchants and collectors at home and abroad. He was skilled in light, square, and sculpting techniques. In short, Zou Jie was a well-recognized and appreciated artist of the purple clay teapot.
Copper red glazed porcelain was very popular in the history of Chinese porcelain collection.
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2024-09-18 21:47
Copper red glazed porcelain is very popular in the history of Chinese porcelain collection. Copper red glazed porcelain was a kind of underglaze porcelain. The glaze was made of copper ions and copper ions. It showed the copper red color of copper and copper. Bronze red glazed porcelain can be divided into two categories: 1. Underglaze Copper Red Glazed Porcelain: Painting the bottom glaze of the porcelain with copper red color and then cover the glaze with a layer of transparent glaze. The painting skills of this kind of porcelain required a high level of gorgeous colors and delicate strokes. 2. Copper red glaze porcelain: On the basis of copper red glaze, a layer of glaze is usually transparent glaze or colored glaze. This kind of porcelain was more colorful and could show purple, blue, green, yellow and other colors. Copper red glazed porcelain was very popular among Chinese porcelain collections. It was a bright pearl in Chinese traditional porcelain culture.
Price of Sculpture Porcelain in Shandong
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2024-12-25 20:11
We are unable to determine the exact price of the sculpture porcelain from Zengshan. The search results mentioned Zeng Shandong's sculptures, but did not provide specific price information. Therefore, we cannot answer this question accurately.
Jingdezhen Top Ten Porcelain
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2024-12-24 12:37
We can conclude that the top 10 ceramic brands in Jingdezhen are Hongye Porcelain, People Porcelain Factory, Yubai, French Blue Porcelain, Huangyao, Jianguo Porcelain Factory, Chunfeng Xiangyu, Wanglong, Jiuduan, and Jingxing Porcelain Factory.
Yixing xushi red porcelain
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2024-12-20 07:04
Yixing Xu's Purple Sand was one of the most important representatives of Chinese Purple Sand teapot production. Master Xu had a strong interest in the purple clay teapot since he was a child. Under the guidance of his father, he gradually mastered the exquisite teapot making skills. The teapot made by Master Xu was unique in shape, bright in color and rich in patterns. It was deeply loved by the majority of teapot friends. Not only did he pay attention to the beautiful appearance of the teapot, but he also paid more attention to the texture of the teapot to ensure the durability and practicality of the teapot. The works of Master Xu have won many awards at home and abroad, and have been collected by Nanjing City, Wuxi City and other institutions. The talent, skills, and achievements of the teapot master surnamed Xu were highly regarded. He created a new style of contemporary literati, which was to melt pottery, tea pot, pottery carving, and painting. He was known as a master who founded a school.
What is a 'porcelain graphic novel'?
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2024-11-30 14:54
A 'porcelain graphic novel' could be a graphic novel that has some sort of connection to porcelain. Maybe it features porcelain objects as important elements in the story, like a mystery centered around a valuable porcelain vase. Or perhaps the art style has a porcelain - like quality, with smooth lines and a delicate appearance similar to the look of porcelain.
800 yuan a tooth, is it all porcelain?
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2024-10-21 21:47
There were some different opinions on whether 800 yuan per tooth was an all-ceramic tooth. Some documents stated that 800 yuan per tooth was usually not an all-ceramic tooth, because all-ceramic teeth usually cost tens of thousands of yuan. However, other documents believed that 800 yuan per tooth might be all-ceramic teeth, because the price of all-ceramic teeth would vary according to the production process, materials, and region. Some documents also mentioned that 800 yuan for an all-ceramic tooth might be made of ordinary materials and might last for a short time. In conclusion, based on the information provided, it was impossible to determine whether 800 yuan per tooth was an all-ceramic tooth. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
Blue and White Porcelain Vase
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2024-09-15 01:37
The blue and white porcelain vase was a traditional Chinese porcelain ware and an important symbol of Chinese culture. It was usually made of blue and white porcelain glaze and the bottle itself. It was an art form that combined painting and ceramic craftsmanship. The production of blue and white porcelain bottles had a long history. It began in the Tang Dynasty, developed in the Song Dynasty, and reached its peak in the Ming Dynasty. The production process of blue and white porcelain bottles required many steps, including material selection, washing, screening, blank making, painting, firing, and so on. The production process required the use of high-quality ceramic raw materials and the use of specific production processes and techniques to ensure the quality and beauty of the blue and white porcelain vase. The patterns and painting styles of the blue and white porcelain vase varied from traditional Chinese landscape paintings, flower and bird patterns to modern decorative and artistic styles. They were often used to decorate homes, gifts, and art displays. Apart from being a traditional porcelain ware, blue and white porcelain vases also had important cultural significance. They are considered as one of the symbols of Chinese culture, representing the ancient Chinese ceramic craftsmanship and artistic style. At the same time, blue and white porcelain vases were also regarded as a precious cultural heritage with high collection value and historical value.
Ming Longqing porcelain auction record
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2024-12-24 01:41
The auction record of Ming Longqing porcelain was not found in the search results provided.
Are there any famous 'porcelain graphic novels'?
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2024-11-30 17:45
I'm not aware of any extremely well - known 'porcelain graphic novels' off the top of my head. But there could be some indie or niche ones out there that are popular within certain circles. It's possible that in art communities or among collectors of graphic novels with unique themes, there might be some hidden gems related to porcelain.
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