hilarious things to say to a guy

One funny thing a kid might say is 'I want to be a unicorn when I grow up so I can poop rainbows!' It's just so imaginative and out - of - this - world.

There's this trans guy who loves to cook. He entered a local cooking competition. When he showed up with his amazing dish, all the other male contestants were really impressed. One of them even asked him for cooking tips. He later said it was so funny because they were all just guys bonding over food, not even thinking about his trans identity.

A family once had a Christmas Eve where the turkey they were cooking for dinner somehow got stuck in the oven door. They had to work together to carefully free it without ruining the dinner. It was a really funny and frantic moment.

Well, sometimes the surgeons might make jokes about the instruments they are using. For example, they might say that a particular tool looks like something from a sci - fi movie. It lightens the mood in the operating room.

A dog once jumped out of a car at a gas station and ran around chasing its own tail, causing quite a commotion. The owner was chasing the dog while trying not to trip over the gas hoses. It was a really funny sight.

Some things we cannot say might be considered nonfiction because they are harsh truths or secrets that society may not be ready to hear. For example, certain historical events that are covered up or ignored. However, in fiction, there can also be unsaid things like the unspoken thoughts and feelings of a character that add depth to the story but are not directly stated.

You could say, 'The sun shone brightly, casting a warm glow over the peaceful village.' It sets a positive and vivid scene.

Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.

You can say 'In the dead of night, a cold hand brushed against my face, but when I turned, there was nothing there.'

It's usually the combination of clever jokes, unique characters, and unexpected situations.