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The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsibl

The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsibl

[Family reading skills + cannon fodder + group pet + boss wears books + pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger + cool article] Lu Chaochao went through the book. He was transformed into a cannon fodder who was drowned at birth and whose identity was taken over by the heroine. The heroine killed her relatives out of righteousness and reported that her adoptive mother and grandfather were collaborating with the enemy and treason, causing the whole family to be wiped out. The heroine takes back her mother, escapes from her scumbag father, Jin Chan, and lives a beautiful life together. Only Lu Chaochao and his whole family are stepping stones. Lu Chaochao looked at his mother who had been brainwashed for many years: “Mom, your beloved husband is waiting for the birth of a child outside the house.” The love brain mother is awake! Lu Chaochao looked at his disabled elder brother and sighed: “Brother, you are being abused, you are so beautiful, strong and miserable! Fortunately, I can heal your leg!” Turning around, the eldest brother hit three yuan in a row, trampling all the talents in the capital under his feet. “Second brother, what you believe is inhumane. Your best friend is Daddy Scumbag’s concubine! ” “Third brother, you were deliberately raised to be useless. You are uneducated and have a gambling habit. In the end, you became a human pig.” Lu Chaochao complained, realizing that the whole family had changed their fate against fate. The scumbag was divorced, and the three brothers became the best among men! Even holding a milk bottle in her mouth, she is admired by the whole world!
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Shadow Monarch: Heroines Could Hear My Thoughts?!

Shadow Monarch: Heroines Could Hear My Thoughts?!

The story starts on earth, after some unknown circumstances, the world was suddenly invaded by monsters from other worlds. Many died and even more turned into zombies, starting what many would call 'The apocalypse Era'. Rin, a normal teenage boy who lost all of his family members was on the verge of falling into despair when a goddess appeared and sent him to another world that was very similar to a game Rin played before the apocalypse. Her goal from this was simple, trample on all the protagonists and become the strongest creature in that world for a chance to get back what he thought he lost forever. Accompanied by a cold beauty, both of them embark on a new journey to become stronger, get back to their world and fix everything. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My take on the isekai genre, so it's nothing new idea-wise. But, I wanted to make a serious, fun, and thrilling story out of the ordinary isekai you see everywhere. It will be heavy on romance, action, and some smut here and there for the cultured weebs. Don't expect a full-on smut book though since that's not what I want to do. The first 4 chapters are the prologue to set the tone for the book, it is crucial but you can skip it if you don't like slightly sad stuff. It will build the two main characters (Rin and Elise) well as a start. Anyway, support the book and add it to your library as help for this poor soul :) (also, for those interested, I just dropped my newest book. Its name is 'Supreme Warlock'. It's very different from SM but I hope it will be enjoyable for you.) Discord Link: https://discord.gg/CvhE3gnr join my small hub if you want to.
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What could cause you to ponder?
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2024-09-14 02:15
"How Chen Ergou Was Tempered" is a short-story novel written by the author Feng Sheng. The general plot of this novel is: The family declined, and the abused protagonist drowned. City 11, the protagonist was reborn and his soul was split into three. A mirror: There were two people in the mirror. There was a soul hidden in the lake, swallowing the entire night sky. Two black dogs tied up two evil spirits, their four eyes shining in the dark night, wanting to feed on two villains and be reborn as humans. When the doppelganger met Rebirth, who would be the ultimate Boss? Please look forward to "How Chen Ergou Was Tempered". ---------------------------- "The Wine Life in the Mountain Village" was a novel about urban life written by the author, the third son of the mountain village. The general plot of the novel was: The village was not peaceful, and the night was very seductive. Chen Ergou saw his fiancée having an affair with the village bully. He almost died in the hands of the adulterer. As the saying goes, there is a blessing in disguise after surviving a disaster. After experiencing this incident, Chen Ergou obtained all kinds of magical abilities, such as absorbing the earth's energy, treating illnesses, talking to animals, seeing through things, improving the land to help the villagers grow the best crops… ---------------------------- Chen Ergou's Evil Life was a novel about urban life written by the author, Feng Huo Xi Zhu Hou. The general plot of this novel was: The old man in ragged clothes was squatting on a white birch block in front of the dilapidated house. He drank a mouthful of homemade wine and smoked a strong green toad cigarette. He narrowed his eyes and looked at the setting sun that was about to fall into the Changbai Mountains. He said to a child of about six or seven years old who was playing with a black dog and a white dog beside him,"Fu Sheng, the beast that the Manchurian Tiger fears the most is not the black blind man with thick skin or the 600-pound wild boar king. It is the mountain guard dog that went up the mountain." Many years later, the old man lay in an inconspicuous grave. The child who had not been frozen to death by the smoke cannon on a snowy day and had not been poked by the villagers of the Zhang family finally walked out of the mountains and came to the city. He was like a mad dog that had entered the mountains. He had bitten, knelt, and bowed his head. That was why he was honored. His grandfather was like an old turtle and died without a name. His brother was like a hungry eagle, fighting in the north. His father was as thin as a tiger, facing Jieshi in the east. Would he, nicknamed Chen Ergou, be able to fight for a lifetime of glory? ---------------------------- "Becoming a Dog in the Apocalypse" was a sci-fi novel written by the author, Four Eyes. The general plot of the novel was: "Chen Jiang, I won't let you off even if I have to be a dog in my next life." With just one harsh sentence, Zhang Guang was really reborn as a dog. Fight against the strongest zombies and take revenge! Book friend group: 633571898. ---------------------------- Wang Xingren Zhang Yifan was a short story written by Xiaoshan Yuanfeng. The general plot of the novel was: Business genius Zhang Yifan had once competed with a rival business. Every night after midnight, he would turn into a white Pomeranian until six in the morning the next day. Zhang Yifan had been successful in everything, but the fact that he had turned into a dog was a huge blow to him. Therefore, Zhang Yifan, who could not accept reality, decided to end his life. However, he was unexpectedly saved by Chen Xiaoqi, a freshman from his own company. Zhang Yifan, who had turned into a dog, was adopted by Chen Xiaoqi. Since Zhang Yifan would turn into a human the next morning, he would only appear at Chen Xiaoqi's house at night. At first, Chen Xiaoqi felt that it was strange, but after a long period of contact, she slowly got used to this Pomeranian that disappeared during the day and appeared at night. It was alright! Chen Xiaoqi was not a bad woman. Zhang Yifan, who found it interesting, slowly accepted Chen Xiaoqi and the fact that he had become a dog. Perhaps it was because they had been together for a long time that Zhang Yifan, who was born with no understanding of women, got used to Chen Xiaoqi's appearance. He slowly became an adult during the day and a dog at night. Zhang Yifan realized that he couldn't leave Chen Xiaoqi anymore. Zhang Yifan, who was a human during the day and a dog at night, was often jealous of Chen Xiaoqi, so he made a lot of ridiculous jokes. Just like that, the love story between a dog and a human began. ---------------------------- The book, Reborn as a Dog, Was Blooded by a Genius at the Beginning, was a novel written by the author, Gu Duxiao Wen. The general plot of this novel was: Wang Xiaohei was reborn. He became a puppy. He thought that he would be miserable for the rest of his life, but why was it Wen Cai who was carrying him? Hmm? Ninth Uncle? Qiusheng? "Ah!" Wang Xiaohei was shocked. [The interaction is complete. Current progress bar: 1%] "Completed the first achievement. Interacted with three important storyline characters in Mr. Zombie and received an enhanced sense of smell." "Accomplishment completed. First time interacting with a non-human storyline character. Limbs strengthened." "The progress bar has reached 5% for the first time. You've received a beauty enhancement." … "Assist in killing the Zombie King. You have received a body strengthening." [The progress bar has reached 20% for the first time. You have received a bloodline enhancement.] As long as Wang Xiaohei interacted with important storyline characters, he would be able to absorb the luck of the storyline characters to strengthen himself. When the progress bar reached 100%, the golden finger would be fully activated! ---------------- [Mark: Mutated Beast, Rebirth, Immortal Cultivation, Ninth Uncle, Republic of China, Zombie, Invincible, All Worlds.] ---------------------------- "Abduct a Fox Fairy as a Husband" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Lan Jinghua. The general plot of the novel was: What kind of scene would it be to meet an eight-hundred-year-old fox! Chen Muzhi said,"Hey, let's hear a bark!" Fan Zhou Rong: "I'm a fox immortal, not a dog!" Chen Muzhi: "You look more like Er Ha!" Fan Zhourong asked,"Erha, what is it?" Chen Muzhi: "Haha, it's the kind of dog that's more stupid!" Fan Zhou was speechless. ---------------------------- "Hehe, Too Many Protagonists" was a light novel written by the author, Dog Fat Carp. It was an original fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: There are so many protagonists in this world. You must be a powerful protagonist with a cheat, right? I'm the villain supporting character…After traveling through several worlds and dying several times, Chen Bei sighed."Hehe, there are too many main characters." ---------------------------- "I Really Don't Know How to Familiarize Beasts" was a fantasy novel written by the author who went up the mountain to fish. The general plot of this novel was: Chen Sesame, a middle schooler, had accidentally transmigrated to the Familiar World. Here, from cats and dogs to ancient mechanical beasts, anything could be controlled. Chen Sesame relied on the Six-Pointed Star Technique to collect all kinds of patterns and become a beastmaster. The clay monster with a shield on its left and a sword on its right, as well as the Little Skeleton that devoured machinery, had become demon king level pets in his hands. In the process of growing up, he had experienced a series of ridiculous stories! ---------------------------- "Mr. Rong is Relying on My Love for Him" was a modern romance novel written by Jin Chi. The general plot of the novel was: What kind of experience was it to have good karma the next second after doing a good deed? Chen Shuangli looked at the cold and noble man in front of her and announced their marriage. The first confession was,"I just like you, can't I?" The first proposal: Brother, do you want to get married? I'm over 20 ~ First date: You don't know how to take care of people, I'll teach you if there's nothing!* Rong Ting grew up in the Asura Arena and had a cold heart. "Do you really like me?" he asked, facing the girl's relentless pursuit. Just as Chen Shuangli was about to cut out his heart and show it to him, the phone suddenly rang."The wolf dog is coaxing you, the milk dog is coaxing you, the CEO is coaxing you, the big pig trotters are coaxing you…" There were all kinds of handsome men on the screen, and there were all kinds of high-pitched and deep voices. "Heh." Chen Shuangli: "Listen to me, I really only have you in my heart!" I'll exchange all my emotions for your gentleness #Chen Shuangli: My brother is super nice, I'll kill whoever bullies him!
Should my story be a novel or graphic novel? Factors to Ponder
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2024-12-11 01:08
Think about the pacing. In a novel, you can control the pacing with your words and paragraphs. But in a graphic novel, the pacing is also affected by the layout of the panels. If your story has a slow - burn plot that builds gradually, a novel might be better. If it's a fast - paced adventure, a graphic novel could work well as the images can quickly move the story forward.
What lines in 'Our Distance from Evil' caused you to ponder?
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2024-09-26 06:40
What lines in our distance from evil made you think deeply? Here are some lines that got me thinking: "People often think that evil comes suddenly, but in fact it accumulates gradually." - Mickey 2 " Kindness is a choice, not an obligation." - Mickey Sometimes we have to face things we don't believe in. - Maria We can't control the actions of others, but we can choose our actions. - Mickey 5 " The real criminals are not those who commit crimes but those who push others to commit crimes." - Maria Sometimes we have to admit that the people and things we see that seem the worst may actually be caused by our own prejudices and prejudices. - Mickey " Human nature is very complicated. We can't simply divide it by black and white." - Maria " Each of us has our own story and dark side." - Mickey 9 " We must learn from our failures and stand up again." - Maria Sometimes we have to venture out of our comfort zone to discover new possibilities. - Mickey
What kind of book can make people ponder and wake up?
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2024-09-10 20:44
Many books could make people ponder and realize that it depended on the reader's personal experience, interests, hobbies, and purpose of reading. Some classic novels such as " Dream of the Red Chamber,"" Romance of the Three Kingdoms,"" Journey to the West,"" Water Margins," and so on were all good books with profound meanings that could trigger readers to think and discuss about life, society, and human nature. Some works in the fields of psychology, philosophy, and sociology could also help people understand themselves and the world in depth, improving their self-awareness and life wisdom. In addition, some excellent poems, essays, and literary works could also make readers feel deep emotions and thoughts through their unique language expressions and plot structures. Reading was an individual thing. Different people would gain different experiences and inspirations from it.
Tell me a short story that involves a woman's funny thoughts.
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2024-12-14 00:42
A woman thought that if she whistled while she cooked, the food would taste better. So, every time she was in the kitchen, she whistled non - stop. Her family found it really funny at first. But one day, they all agreed that the food did seem to have an extra special flavor. Whether it was because of her whistling or not, her funny thought added a lot of charm to the cooking process.
20 thoughts
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2025-01-10 05:46
The movie," 20," with its unique perspective and delicate expression, allowed the audience to have a deeper thought about issues such as law and humanity, morality and responsibility. The film explored the subtle relationship between law and emotion by showing the complex human nature behind the legal provisions. The law was no longer a cold text, but closely connected to people's daily lives. When the protagonist in the film faced legal issues, he not only had to consider the fairness of the law, but also the complexity of human nature. This complicated emotional entanglement made people feel the subtle relationship between law and emotion. The movie calls on us to be responsible for our own choices and to face the challenges and choices in life bravely. The audience felt that the film deeply revealed the moral dilemma and human struggle that existed in modern society. Through the exquisite character portrayals and thrilling plots, the film gave the audience a deeper understanding of life, morality, and humanity. The audience hoped that in the future, they could be firm in their beliefs, face challenges bravely, be responsible for their own choices, and create an exciting life that belonged to them.
Can you share a short story about a funny woman's thoughts?
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2024-12-13 11:02
Sure. There was a woman who always thought that clouds were made of cotton candy in the sky. One day, she decided to climb a tall hill to reach the clouds. As she climbed, she imagined all the flavors of cotton candy the clouds could be. When she finally reached a high point and saw the clouds up close, she laughed at herself for her silly but funny thought, realizing they were just vapor.
Review: It's kind of a funny story. Can you share your thoughts on it?
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2024-12-07 15:21
I think a 'kind of a funny story' usually has elements that are not too obvious in their humor. It might be the way the characters interact in a subtly comical way, or perhaps the situations they find themselves in are just a bit off - kilter. For example, a story where a very serious - looking man is constantly chased by a tiny, yappy dog can be both strange and funny at the same time. The contrast between the two creates the humor.
Watch, it's kind of a funny story. Can you share your thoughts on it?
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2024-11-28 05:30
A funny story can be a great escape from the daily routine. It might involve things like people getting into absurd situations, like mistaking an object for something completely different and the chaos that ensues. If it's a story about relationships, perhaps there are comical fights or miscommunications that are just too funny to not laugh at.
Blink. It's kind of a funny story. Can you share your thoughts on it?
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2024-11-21 14:26
I think if it's a funny story called 'Blink', it could be about something that happens in the blink of an eye. Like a really quick event that turns out to be super funny. For example, someone might blink and miss an important cue, and then all sorts of chaos and hilarity ensue.
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