Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
There was a young girl alone at home. Knock knock knock. She went to the door but no one was there. Again, knock knock knock. She peeked through the window and saw a shadowy figure. This time when the knock came, the door slowly creaked open. She screamed as a pair of cold hands reached for her.
Hard to say. Sometimes stories like 'Knock Knock' blend elements of truth and imagination. Maybe it has some roots in reality, but could also be largely made up for entertainment.
A 'knock knock' full story can be a long sequence of 'knock knock' jokes strung together. Let's say we start with 'knock knock', 'who's there?', 'Lettuce', 'Lettuce who?', 'Lettuce in, it's cold out here!'. Then we can follow with another one like 'knock knock', 'who's there?', 'Canoe', 'Canoe who?', 'Canoe help me with my homework?'. These jokes are simple yet can bring a smile or a laugh, and when told in a row, they make for an entertaining 'full story' of sorts.
In fact, 'Knock Knock' is purely imaginative. It was written and developed from the creative minds of the writers and not inspired by any true incidents.
You can start by using 'knock knock' as a buildup to a surprise or a mystery. Maybe have a character hear the knocks and wonder who or what's behind the door.