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Stone stele, Blood Moon, ancient school, Burning Sea... Every elusive and unpredictable world is filled with unknown dangers. Those swept up in the blood-colored vortex, can only abandon comfort, using courage and wisdom to illuminate their path forward, in order to seize a glimmer of survival!

Jiang Tingxu adalah seorang dokter yang pernah bertugas di medan peran. Ia magang di sebuah rumah sakit. Ia dikenal sebagai seorang dokter sangat berbakat dan disukai rekan sejawatnya. Sebagai istri dari seorang aktor terkenal, Mo Boyuan, ia merahasiakan identitasnya kepada rekan-rekannya yang juga penggemar fanatik sang suami. Karena tidak tahan dengan situasi tersebut, ia berencana menceraikan suaminya. Namun, ia harus mengambil hati putranya terlebih dahulu.

[Industri Hiburan + Wanita Utama yang Kuat + Cerita Menarik + Identitas Tersembunyi] Pemimpin Muda Sekte Tang, Tang Shu, yang mahir dalam Teknik Racun dan Senjata Tersembunyi, telah tertransmigrasi dan menjadi pendatang baru tingkat 18, debut sebagai aktris pendukung. Setelah acara variety show disiarkan: Haters: "Aku sebenarnya menganggap Tang Shu itu cukup menggemaskan. Ada yang salah dengan aku?" Ketika Lembaga Penelitian Teknik Mesin Nasional mengumumkan: Miss Tang adalah konsultan penelitian kunci yang kami tunjuk. Haters: "Apa????" Ketika seorang ahli pengobatan Tiongkok yang berwibawa mengungkapkan selama wawancara: Pengembangan jenis obat baru sangat berhutang pada Tang Shu. Haters: "Bukankah ini terlalu kebetulan?" Ketika Departemen Restorasi Porselen dengan terang-terangan menyatakan: Tidak ada yang melebihi Tang Shu dalam bidang restorasi porselen dan kaligrafi serta lukisan. Haters: "Apakah lotus putih ini menjadi sedikit terlalu memabukkan?" Ketika seorang big V Weibo dengan jutaan penggemar tanpa sengaja menunjukkan wajahnya selama siaran langsung... Para haters semua menyatakan bahwa pikiran mereka terpukau! *** Jing Yu, anak kesayangan surga, selalu mempunyai cengkeraman besi dan karir yang sukses sampai— dia bertemu dengan Tang Shu. Di dalam bioskop, setelah menonton empat atau lima film berturut-turut, dia menyadari orang yang duduk di sebelahnya tidak berubah, menikmati popcorn dengan sangat lahap. Tenggorokan Jing Yu bergerak sedikit; wanita ini sedang merayunya. Berhadapan di sebuah kedai kopi, dia secara acak mengeluarkan sedotan dua sisi dan meletakkannya di cangkirnya. Mata Jing Yu merah; wanita ini pasti sedang merayunya!

[Unterhaltungsindustrie + Starke weibliche Hauptrolle + Erfrischende Geschichte + Versteckte Identität] Die junge Sektenmeisterin der Tang-Sekte, Tang Shu, die in Gifttechniken und verborgenen Waffen bewandert war, war transmigriert und wurde eine Neuling im 18. Nachdem eine Varieté-Show ausgestrahlt wurde: Hater: "Ich finde Tang Shu eigentlich ganz süß. Stimmt etwas nicht mit mir?" Als das Nationale Forschungsinstitut für Maschinenbau bekannt gab: Frau Tang ist unsere wichtigste Forschungsberaterin. Hasser: "Was????" Als ein maßgeblicher Experte für chinesische Medizin in einem Interview erklärte: Die Entwicklung einer neuen Art von Medizin verdankt Tang Shu viel. Hater: "Ist das nicht einfach zu zufällig?" Als die Abteilung für Porzellanrestaurierung offen erklärte: Niemand übertrifft Tang Shu auf dem Gebiet der Porzellanrestaurierung und der Kalligraphie und Malerei. Hasser: "Wird dieser weiße Lotus ein bisschen zu berauschend?" Als ein Weibo big V mit Millionen von Fans versehentlich ihr Gesicht während einer Live-Sendung enthüllte... Die Hater erklärten alle, dass sie völlig aus dem Häuschen seien! *** Jing Yu, der bevorzugte Sohn des Himmels, hatte immer einen eisernen Griff und eine erfolgreiche Karriere gehabt, bis er Tang Shu traf. Im Kino, nachdem er vier oder fünf Filme hintereinander gesehen hatte, stellte er fest, dass die Person neben ihm sich nicht verändert hatte und genüsslich das Popcorn aß. Jing Yus Kehle rührte sich leicht; diese Frau flirtete mit ihm. Als sie sich in einem Café gegenüberstanden, zog sie lässig einen doppelseitigen Strohhalm heraus und steckte ihn in ihre Tasse. Jing Yus Augen färbten sich rot; diese Frau flirtete eindeutig mit ihm!

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MACHINE TRANSLATION Raws: https://www.shubaow.net/93_93858/ http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3868502 Chapter 1 to 34: https://foxaholic.com/novel/transmigrated-into-the-film-emperors-self-destructive-fiance/ Description His filming opportunities were taken by others, his boyfriend cheated on him, he gave up a rich, tall handsome fiance and devoted himself to a scumbag. In the end, he was beaten to death by the scumbag. Yan Qing Chi felt that although this danmei cannon fodder supporting male that he transmigrated into was troublesome, it was kind of tragic that he died like this through his own actions. So, the first thing that Yan Qing Chi did after taking over this body was to catch them in the act and beat up the scumbag! The second thing that he did, was to agree to the marriage proposal from the aristocratic fiance. However, Yan Qing Chi stared down at his big belly. Who can tell him what the heck this was?! Don’t tell him that he transmigrated into a mpreg novel??? Standing on the side, the tall, rich, and handsome Film Emperor Jiang asked carefully, “Babe, do you want a boy or a girl?” Yan Qing Chi: Do I want a WHAT?! Associated Names 穿成影帝作死未婚夫[穿书] Author 林盎司 Tags Acting Adopted Children Arranged Marriage Bickering Couple Calm Protagonist Clever Protagonist Couple Growth Cute Children Engagement Familial Love Fast Learner First Love First-time Interc**rse Handsome Male Lead Modern Day Mpreg Past Plays a Big Role Popular Love Interests Power Couple Pragmatic Protagonist Pregnancy Showbiz Slow Romance Transmigration

On the Star Network there is a gourmet food broadcast, where all you can see are a pair of hands. However each dish that this broadcast comes out with is earthshakingly delicious. What’s more, the broadcast anchor’s voice is simply perfect! With the broadcast’s rising popularity, several food programs extended him an olive branch. When the anchor appeared on screen, as they suspected, he is handsome enough to incur the wrath of both men and gods! The fans l**ked their screens with increasing frenzy, but after licking a while, they discovered… Fans:…Wait a minute, isn’t this our fatally-ill idol who hasn’t long to live? Small Gong: Take these damned nutrient solutions and throw them away! And get me that broadcast anchor!

IT'S NOT MY NOVEL IT'S TRANSLATION After all the effort of climbing from a mere daughter of a concubine to the Crown Prince’s consort, before the veil was even lifted, I had become a “flower vase” actress! Su Shen: “What? Acting?” The people in the entertainment industry discovered something strange. The “flower vase” girl with the terrible acting suddenly improved! She was also proficient in all of the four arts (zither, Go, calligraphy, painting)!??? —— —— Host: Miss Su, there have been rumours that Film Emperor Xie refused to act in this drama because your acting skills are not up to par. Do these rumours reflect your real-life relationship with him? Do you two not get along? Su Shen: These rumours are all groundless, made up by netizens. He is a very good senior of mine and has given me many suggestions to improve on my acting. We do get along (smile). Host: Then let’s contact Xie Yan on site. The phone connected with a “beep”, and a lazy male voice suddenly came through, “When are you coming home, I’m hungry.” Host: ???!!! Audience: !!!!!!!! Su Shen: ╮（╯＿╰）╭