hilarious stories and jokes

Collect hilarious jokes: One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?" The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function." The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?" The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function." The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?" The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?" The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"

Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'

Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This is a simple but funny joke. The play on words is that 'turned into' can mean physically transform but here it means he just entered the store in a humorous way.

Joke: Why did the apartment go to the doctor? Because it had too many drafts (draughts).

Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.

Yes. One story is about a boy named Pedro. Pedro always dreamed of flying. One day, he tied a lot of balloons to his body and jumped from a small hill. But instead of flying gracefully, he just tumbled down the hill. His friends were laughing and said, 'Pedro, hindi yan paraan para lumipad!' (Pedro, that's not the way to fly!).

Okay, here are 20 super funny jokes: Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. A man was trapped in a cave and asked an old god for help. The old immortal told him,"You just need to catch a bird and put it in a cage in the cave. Then light a torch and it will lead you out of the cave." The man did as he was told. However, when he walked out of the cave, he found that the bird and the cage had been burned. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to be in the "sea" circle. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because if they wanted to "sh * t", they would definitely succeed. Why do some people like to build castles on the beach? Because they wanted to live in the sand castle for the rest of their lives. Why do some people like to swim in fish tanks? Because they wanted to swim in the water. Why do some people like to take photos on the beach? Because they wanted to leave a video outside the " sea ". Why do some people like to write on the beach? Because they wanted to use the " sand " pen freely. Why do some people like to draw rainbows on the beach? Because they wanted to be colorful. Why do some people like to set off fireworks on the beach? Because they wanted to be "flowery". Why do some people like to build pyramids on the beach? Because they wanted the stone tower to be tall. 14 Why do some people like to write on the beach,"A bosom friend in the sea is like a neighbor in the far end of the world"? Because they wanted to have friends at every corner of the world. Why do some people like to build castles on the beach? Because they wanted the stone castle to last forever. Why do some people like to take photos on the beach? Because they wanted to retain their memories of the beautiful scenery of the "sand". Why do some people like to write on the beach? Because they wanted to write down their wishes with a " sand " pen. Why do some people like to draw rainbows on the beach? Because they wanted the rainbow to surround the beam for three days. Why do some people like to build pyramids on the beach? Because they wanted the stone tower to reach the clouds. Why do some people like to write on the beach,"A bosom friend in the sea is like a neighbor in the far end of the world"? Because they wanted to have friends at every corner of the world.