webnovel

pissed in my cornflakes

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
What is the cornflakes origin story?
1 answer
2024-12-09 10:02
The origin of cornflakes is quite interesting. It was invented by Dr. John Harvey Kellogg. He was running a sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan. He was looking for a healthy and digestible food for his patients. He came up with the idea of creating flakes from corn. The process involved boiling the corn, then rolling it out and drying it to form the flaky texture we know today.
Why are 'I pissed on my little sister' stories not acceptable?
2 answers
2024-12-07 21:17
They're not acceptable because it's a form of abuse and disrespect. No one should subject another person, especially a family member, to such a degrading act.
Tell me more about the origin story of cornflakes.
2 answers
2024-12-10 17:17
The origin of cornflakes lies with Dr. John Harvey Kellogg. He was focused on health and nutrition at his sanitarium. Corn was chosen for its availability and nutritional value. He processed the corn into flakes which were initially served to his patients. Later, his brother, W. K. Kellogg, saw the commercial potential of cornflakes and played a big role in making it a mass - produced and widely available breakfast cereal.
Why does Naruto get pissed in 'naruto gets pissed fanfic'?
3 answers
2024-11-18 09:17
One reason could be betrayal. If someone he trusted, like a fellow ninja or an old acquaintance, turned out to be working for his enemies, that would surely make him pissed. It's a huge blow to his trust, which is a big part of his character.
Who might be the cause of Naruto getting pissed in 'naruto gets pissed fanfiction'?
2 answers
2024-12-03 02:17
Sasuke could be a possible cause. If Sasuke were to go back on his word about protecting the village or if he were to harm their friends again, Naruto would be pissed. Their relationship is complex, and Sasuke's actions often have a strong impact on Naruto.
Who might make Naruto pissed off in a 'naruto is pissed off fanfic'?
1 answer
2024-11-04 12:23
Sasuke could make Naruto pissed off if he goes back to his old ways of seeking power and revenge. Naruto has worked hard to bring Sasuke back to the right path, and if Sasuke strays again, it would surely anger Naruto.
Tell me some 'I pissed on my little sister' stories.
2 answers
2024-12-07 06:44
This is inappropriate behavior. Pissing on someone is not acceptable and can cause harm and distress. We should focus on positive and kind interactions in families rather than such unseemly and unethical situations.
Who could be the cause of Naruto getting pissed off in 'naruto gets pissed off fanfic'?
1 answer
2024-11-22 21:43
A new, powerful and arrogant villain introduced in the fanfic could be the cause. This villain could constantly mock Naruto and his ideals, and try to undermine his efforts to protect the village. Such blatant disrespect would make Naruto really pissed off as he is very protective of his home and the values he stands for.
Who could be the cause of Naruto getting pissed off in 'naruto gets pissed off fanfiction'?
3 answers
2024-11-14 20:28
Sasuke could be the cause. If Sasuke were to betray Naruto again in the fanfiction, it would surely make Naruto pissed off. Their relationship is complex and Sasuke's actions have a big impact on Naruto.
Are mom pissed herself stories common?
2 answers
2024-12-15 15:48
No, these are not common. People usually try to maintain their dignity and privacy, and such situations are not things that are regularly talked about in general society. It involves personal privacy and bodily functions which are not topics for normal public conversation.
a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z