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Suddenly presenting as an omega, attacked and claimed by a stranger while celebrating the end of exam season with his friends, Wonho struggles to except all the new changes in his life. Then came Minwoo, a narcissistic, proud noble alpha with distaste in omegas who can't seem to leave Wonho alone, thinking Wonho is a mere beta who shows no interest in him. How in the world with these two strong-headed males even get together? Or, will they even get together in the first place? ---excerpt 'Tall, dark and handsome…' He starts, and as he expected, Minwoo blushes as if he knows Wonho is talking about him, '… just the type I hate.' Wonho smiles in triumph as he successfully wipes the smug of that face. Unfortunately for him though, Minwoo crouches beside him, too close for comfort. 'Looks like we have another thing in common, I prefer pale, beautiful people shorter than me too.' --- An original campus omegaverse AU, with none of the heavy alpha-dominating-omega storyline. [Warning] An angsty omegaverse with a twist. Not for the easily triggered. Proceed with caution! Also, contains Mature Contents for you pervs out there :3

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

Where do souls go after death? After arriving at the sereitei, a nameless soul got to live a life full of twists and turns, and after it died again, regaining the memories of his past life as a human, and using his knowledge over the soul he acquired on his second life, together with the immense power he absorbed before dying, led his soul to be reborn, but this time on another world. -= DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or anything related to it, i only own my OC's and sometimes I don't own even my own OC's =- This is my first fic so expect: not so good jokes, overused memes, bad character personality interpretation, plot holes, strange decisions on where the plot will go and stuff like that. Also English is not my main language so expect : grammar errors and stupid word choices sometimes Thanks for reading my fic Cheers~

'Welcome to the New Era' Waking up in an unfamiliar world, Zhao Luo realized the changes in his body. In this distorted world, the lands that Zhao Luo once knew of, have changed into mountain ranges and every range has a Sect while the sect leader has all the power and control over the surrounding mountains. Zhao Luo's simple life as a traveler had already ended the moment he was trapped in a sleeping capsule. Now his goal is to become the strongest and reign supreme in this new world to achieve his ultimate goal of becoming a God. • Zhao Luo's potential attracts the attention of a mysterious old man. "Master, you are an Emperor, Emperor of Gods?" Becoming the Disciple of this old man turned out to be a blessing for him. • Receiving his master's most treasured books lets him meet even more incredible personalities. "What? The egos of the Ancient Emperas are overseeing my growth?" • Continuing on the path to rise to the top in the Xin Sect, Zhao Luo finds a Fist Technique. "Oh, he trained for 78 years to master this? But It only took me 4 days ^.^" Zhao Luo's journey will bring him to the top as he crushes down his enemies, and make friends with unusual characters, each with a background of his own. "She is mine." Going against one of the three Royal families, just for the sake of his beloved, this journey is filled with everything you need. ------- -------- -------- ---------- ------- Hazardous Gold Tier Winner of WFP#28 Every type of comment/s or meme/s on the chapter will be welcomed with open arms anPepepepe gif, so I can interact with everyone while laughing at them later on! Even though the novel is dying down but I want to end it one day and take the mc to his rightful place. The art is not mine. In case you want to contact me regarding anything related to my novels, feel free to do so. A work of Fiction by a Fictional character. Discord: https://discord.gg/8aMxzfBkRx This is The BEST discord Channel Ever ( bait ) For PM, Discord @The_Fake_God#9636 Instagram: @webnovel_t_f_g

Lets Watch Our Average But Proud Virgin Bachelor Mc Tackle The Absurdity Of Anime Logic And The Unreasonable Species That Is Also Known As Anime Girls. How Will The Mc React To Cringey Anime Bullsh*t He Will Face,How Will Mc Answer His Parent's About The Misunderstandings He Will Most Definitely Create That Defy The Laws Of Physics. Famous Mc Quotes And Quotes By The Memes He Watched "The F*ck Do You Think How Ill React You F*ckin Killed Me,I Mean Who The Fuck Fall In Love's With His/Her Killer Im Not A F*ckin Retard Who Thinks With His D*ck Or A Simp Who Let's A Girl Step All Over Him Just Because She Has A Pretty Face Ill Let You Know Im An Advocate Of Gender Equality Like Lord Kazuma You F*ckin Bimbo Goddes" "Sigh... As a Wise Man Said 'Sometimes It Takes A Real Man To Be Best Girl'...Why The F*ck Do I Look Like A Trap Version Of Merlin!!!!" "How Did My Slowpaced Average Life Became A Huge Clusterf*ck Of... I dont Even Know How To Describe My Life!!!!,This Just Shows How Absurd This Sh*t is" "God Please Take Me Back To My OG World I Cant Take The Absurdity Of This Anime World,Please Biblical God I Promise I Wont Masturbate At Jeannes And Gabrils Picture" "Ze F*ck Is This..., Hold Your Baby Instincts Shan.... Hey,Hey,HEYHEYEHY, WAIT.....I Can Now Proudly State That I Am Now Traumatize At Nipples.. Bleghhh" "Warning We May or May Not Watch Mc Avoid Girls Because Of His PTSD"

Lucas is killed by the world's most dangerous serial killer. He enters the afterlife and meets a goddess. She provides him with a way and a system.  The way is to travel the multiverse and the system is a tool used for convenience by him.  Roaming the multiverse, giving green hats to all the stupid protagonists, and creating a harem, these are the one of the many things he does. Journey along Lucas, the Maniac, and watch as he traverses the multiverse to become the universe's strongest and creates a world for himself later to live in peacefully with his harem, friends, and family. ___________ Read my Original novel: Vampire's Slice Of Life on app or the web through the following link: https://webnovel.com/book/vampire's-slice-of-life_22401553205013705 ___________ [Warning: This fanfic contains incest. Reader discretion is advised.] Expect a lot of smut, lots and lots of it. But don't worry, there will just be as much plot in it apart from the usual 'Plot' to keep you hooked. Read this and join the dark side. We've got cookies, milfs and their milk ;) This novel will contain many genres of hanime except for R*pe, Netorare, Netorase, and other extremely dark genres like scat, and other stuff. No Yaoi.  No Yuri. Netori may be there. A novel made for the men of culture, for culture, with culture. ___________ Read 20 chapters ahead on Patreon: Patreon.com/SocialHippo PayPal: PayPal.me/authorhippo (@authorhippo)  Join the Discord to talk to me and for character pictures, memes, and other stuff. https://discord.gg/RBhAbVAvnN  [Temporary link: discord.gg/socialhippo] [The cover art is not mine. Feel free to ask me to take it down, if it belongs to you.]

The typical MC dies and gets reincarnated with a system in one piece world. I do not own One Piece or any other characters from any series which can be referenced. Things to expect from the fan fiction: 1. MC will be a pirate. Will have emotions, and morals and will act like a true leader to the crew (sorry no Reverend Insanity-like protagonist). Also, no harem and romance will not be very important. Will not join straw hats but maintain a good relationship with them. The reason will be explained in the story. 2. This will be an AU, but nothing major, just some minor age and small stuff might be changed for my convenience. Few characters will be based on mythology and (probably) any other series 3. MC will have a gamer-like system but there will be no stats, inventory, or player level-up but there will be skill leveling, missions, and shop. More about the system will be disclosed throughout the story. The system will activate after a certain time, and the user will not get the system right from the start. It will probably activate in the third arc or before. 4. No devil fruit for MC. It will be pure haki, martial arts, weapon mastery, etc. 5. Speaking of weapon mastery, MC's fighting style will include a sword on one of the hands, a gun on the other, and also kicks, so a versatile style I would say. 6. Guns/Marksmanship will also be explored here, also other martial arts. 7. English is not my mother tongue so please bear with it. However, I will use some free online grammar correction tools. 8. Constructive criticism is always welcomed. Might also take meme references, jokes, etc from other sources. However, if you don't like it, don't read it. Don't bother causing havoc in comment section. There will also be plotholes, which I might not solve since it involves rewriting (paragraph comments get deleted of the entire chapter). So, if you are very particular about plotholes, I think this is not for you. 9. Updates will be irregular because I have a job. I am writing this as a hobby. Therefore even with power stones, I cannot guarantee more updates, but any power stones will still be appreciated. 10. Lastly I might go with some theories because the canon story is not complete, but if later canon proves the theory wrong, then it can't be helped. Now please enjoy it.

Numbers are everything here in New Gloria. Once you’re Reborn and earn your class and system those numbers that measure your abilities mean your life...or your death. Many heroes lay down their lives in pursuit of fame and power while exploring the tangents. But the main goal is to stop the creatures from within the tangents from coming out and further changing the earth, as well as the bosses of the Tangents who seem to have their own ulterior motives. Claude Grey learns pretty fast that most people in power do everything they can to stay in power, even if that means stepping on the throats of people they used to hold dear. Claudes only ever liked a few humans and as he gets older he learns to find new ways to hate them and during his exploration of the Tangents he stumbles upon a strange and beautiful power that helps to show him how truly horrible humans are and maybe these beasts of the Tangents aren’t what the “Heroes” make them out to be. Also discord server is up: https://discord.gg/G5AengERXQ I’ve never made one so I don’t really know what to do but drop in, ask questions theorize and send memes it’s whatever! ***** Cover art does not belong to me so if the original creator happens to stumble upon my novel and would like credit or for me to take it down please let me know.

In the business world, legend has it that he's cold-blooded and ruthless. Yet at home, he dotes on his beloved wife to the bones. 'Why am I married to this demon?' After accidentally provoking a certain demon, she becomes his possession. From then on, she is forced into a shameless, wanton life… "Mr. Pei, is there anything that you're dissatisfied with Mrs. Pei about?" a reporter asks. Mr. Pei's dark eyes narrows. 'The only thing I'm not satisfied with…' Mr. Pei answers brazenly, "Lasting for only five minutes after charging for two hours." Mrs. Pei's cheeks instantly turn red and she curses inwardly, 'This darn perv!' The reporter asks again, "What about you, Mrs. Pei?" Gritting her teeth, Mrs Pei replies, "Lasting for two hours after charging for only five minutes!" That night, Mr. Pei smiles wickedly after lasting four hours. "Are you satisfied now?"

A heads up the first few chapters maybe confusing but alot of the content in them is explained and will be explained later so bare with them. Without further ado I give you this stories synopsis. A boy named Dipper pines goes to a place in Oregon called Gravity falls to see his Gruncle Stan, a few weeks before he has to go to Oregon he discovers this website on the occult, he gives a sacrifice of sorts and utters a chant then he blacks out, and when he wakes up he discovers a book and begins to learn the inner workings of magic, but it's not as simple as that read to find out more. It's a reincarnation of sorts it was a normal person who was reincarnated no wishes no knowledge nothing but maybe the occasional vision from his past, and who was reincarnated and who reincarnated him that's a secret until its revealed. And just a heads up it's a darker Dipper, this dipper went through years of being ignored and in that time he trained in some martial arts muay tai and the likes, and due to mor having many social interactions holding him down and other factors he was online and it reading alot researching all manner of subjects until one in particular took his fancy, and that subject was the occult it amazes him with intricacies of magic, demons, and concoctions they wrote these based on science and seemed completely believable, and he started making it his goal to become apart of that world, that seemingly imaginative world, and adventually he got what he desired most, now shall we follow him on his journey. ______________________________________________ Now Here's a quote from my people DO YOU KNOW DAE WAE? By the way my name is *Tongue click* ELAE and I do know DA WAE. I know it's a dead meme but it was my favorite meme at the time of writing my old synopsis still is one of my favorites so live with it, my people have spoken. Anywho jokes aside have a very nice day and enjoy my hard work, that is all I ask for and all I strive for is to write quality content for YOU the reader that is all, I hope this synopsis proves adequate, perhaps it isn't but push on through the first chapters and you will enjoy pretty decent quality writing. Well seeya around readers.