funny quote about sister

Memories surged like a tide into her head after she was reincarnated, and she found out who she was... A complete pushover. Her name was Beiting Huang, a direct descendant and third-generation descendant of the Beiting Dynasty. Her fearsome reputation stretched across all nations on the continent. She was a girl, but she was disguised as a boy for some reason. Everyone was also after her wrist... to hack it off and take the bracelet she wore, which was actually a high-level spiritual item that concealed her gender. Everyone included her own brothers. Her brothers were fighting and killing each other, tearing the dynasty apart in the process... and she happened to be caught in the crossfire. Mercy? Did the old Beiting Huang not beg before she died? Did they spare her when she did? An emotion that was not hers stirred within her body, and Beiting Huang knew it was the old Beiting Huang's grief. In her mind, she assured her: Don't worry. Since I've reincarnated in your body, I shall avenge you. Your death will not be senseless! After those words, the old Beiting Huang's emotions faded. Now, there was only one Beiting Huang. She was the underworld's king, a mercenary lord who slaughtered and plundered with the world at her feet. Reincarnated into the fearsome Beiting family as its 'useless’ ninth son, the world's riches were once again in her grasp. She cultivated impossible abilities, contracted with magical beasts, and possessed a mystical dimension. She also trampled over gods and demons as and when she liked. Cold and handsome, her very presence was proud and magnificent, causing the world to fight for her affection.

Lin Qiao remembers nothing from the past five years since the post-apocalyptic era began. She wakes up only to find herself having become a newborn, superpowered zombie, in a body that used to belong to an evil and notorious woman! Having kidnapped a girl and raped her father, the previous host met her demise at the very hands of the conspiracies she courted all her life, leaving Lin Qiao no choice but to deal with the consequences while trying to figure out her own past and the fate of her loved ones. As for the little girl’s father, can’t he just have a decent fight? He’s a human being, but why is he biting a zombie? She’s the zombie! She’s the one who’s supposed to bite!

Gu Yang, who had just inherited hundreds of millions, transmigrated into a novel. She became the fake young lady who occupied the nest and suffered in the end. In the beginning, she framed the real young lady, and forced the villain into becoming her blood bank. She offended both the good and the evil. In order to make it to the end, Gu Yang decided to set boundaries with the Gu family. She apologized to the female lead, gave blood back to the villain, and did her best to stay alive. However... "Gu Yang is our daughter no matter what! She will always have a share of the Gu Group!" Her parents exclaimed. "I only have one older sister, and that's Gu Yang! Gu Yang, you can have everything in the Gu family!" Gu Pei, her younger brother, exclaimed. "The Gu family is nothing. I can give you ten times what they can give you," Gu Jin, the female lead, said. "My blood, my body, and everything I own belongs to you," Feng Jue, the villain, said. *** "Everyone in the Gu family is stupid. They treat the fake young lady like a treasure," all the wealthy families in Jincheng said. One day, the Gu family became the richest family in Jincheng. They were the leader in the industry. Everyone was jealous. There were rumors that Gu Yang spent most of her time with a mentally ill person. "Is she mentally ill too?" Netizens asked sarcastically. "I'm her patient," bigshots from different backgrounds stepped forward and said. "That's our president," the Huaguo Psychiatric Association and Psychological Association claimed. Everyone on the internet went crazy. *** Gu Yang thought the main villain in the novel was good-looking and was in a pitiful situation. She decided to treat him better and compensate him more. One day, he pressed her against a wall. "Did you hypnotize me? All I can think about is you." Later, she found out that she'd been exploring the world while he'd been waiting for her.

On the night of his marriage proposal, Xu Yang was dumped by his ex-girlfriend. Feeling heavy-hearted, he went to a bar to drown his sorrows. He didn't remember much about what happened that night, but he woke up with a stunning beauty lying next to him. At first glance, she looked somewhat familiar. Wasn't she his ex-girlfriend's sister? And it seemed like she was about to wake up! What should he do? He's anxiously waiting...

After graduating from college, Liu Zheng returned to his hometown because his brother was injured, propping up the small family clinic. However, following an accidental fall in the mountains, he was fortunate enough to have a serendipitous encounter. From then on, he wielded medicine in his left hand and martial arts in his right. The villagers of the small mountain village stepped onto the path to wealth!

Shen Dong's marriage proposal failed, and he was dumped. That night, he was taken away by Chen Yuyan. When he woke up, Shen Dong found Chen Yuyan lying beside him. He was instantly dumbfounded. What made him even more confused was that Chen Yuyan actually said she liked him! And she had liked him for a long time! Chen Yuyan said, "Shen Dong, I want to be with you, but if you don't want to, I won't hold you responsible." [Ding! The Ultimate Winner System is activated. The host currently has two options regarding the situation at hand.] [First option, not taking responsibility for Chen Yuyan and pretending nothing happened, getting a reward of ten million yuan.] [Second option, going to the civil affairs bureau with Chen Yuyan today to get married, getting a super gift package reward.] Holy crap! Holy crap! A cheat that could change his life had arrived!

Five years ago, after a car accident, Ye Fan fell from a demonic prodigy to an "idiot"! Five years later, on the same day, his seven older brothers and three uncles all perished on the battlefield, a family of ten loyal martyrs! At the funeral, Ye Fan's fiancée called off their engagement. The stunning sister-in-law declared on the spot, "If you didn't want to marry him, I will! I am willing to carry on the Ye Family line..." Ye Fan felt uneasy, "Sister-in-law, please don't. I'm really not an idiot anymore!"

Apprentice, go down the mountain and seek your senior sister, let her teach you the art of bone-setting and to promote Taoist magic. Chu Yi's wish was finally fulfilled, girls! Here I come! It's just that...

With the Heavenly Medical Skills and Peerless Martial Arts under his belt, his master had made him descend the mountain to become a live-in son-in-law, all to temper his character! And his wife was an ice queen, who wouldn't even let him touch her, always wearing a cold expression and even expecting him to fetch water for her footbaths! Now, three years had gone by, and the agreed period had come to an end. Surprisingly, the ice queen of a wife decisively asked for a divorce. But the moment he stepped out of the civil affairs office, he found six stunning beauties standing at the door, whose loveliness made even her feel inferior! The ice queen of a wife, "President Su! You, why are you here?" His senior sister, Su Yumei, "I'm here to pick up my little junior brother! Your former husband!"

Yin Xun wanted to read a light-hearted novel, only to be tricked by the synopsis. It turns out that it was an abusive plot, with the male lead causing the female lead's family to fall apart, while he imprisoned her with domestic violence and subjected her to all sorts of torment... only for them to live happily ever after!Finishing the book, Yin Xun complained about the female lead: If I could transmigrate into the book, I will slap you in the face so that you would wake up! What an idiot! Bleurgh! And yet, she transmigrated into the book in the next instant and became the nonexistent sister of the female lead, leaving her speechless. Is it that costly to voice a complaint these days?! She had to transmigrate as payment?!Still, what happened had happened. Rolling up her sleeves, Yin Xun looked at her adorable family and prepared herself to torture the male lead... but at the next instant, her wish came true, as the first slap she gave was to the female lead!What do you mean, we're rich, and it was no skin off our back, so we don't need to give any compensation? This was the starting point of our downfall! Realizing that the female lead was a little skanky and very much deserved to be tormented, Yin Xun decided to straighten her out along with the male lead. Nonetheless, she wanted a trade empire for herself as well, since she couldn't allow her life to revolve around those two... but a certain big-shot got upset as her business began to take off: "What is more important? Me, or your ambition?"Yin Xun: "So, are you cutting ties with me?"Seeing that she did not get what he was saying, the big-shot sighed: "No."The path of wife-chasing was a long one for him!