funny things to say to girlfriend

Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.

It's usually the combination of clever jokes, unique characters, and unexpected situations.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, the sky is painting!' It was so cute as they really thought the sky was an artist creating that beautiful arc of colors.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, God spilled his crayons!' It was so cute and imaginative.

Here's a funny one: 'My cat has decided that my laptop is its new bed, and it gives me the stink eye when I try to move it. I think I'm being evicted from my own device.'

A boy in my neighborhood saw a snail and told his dad, 'Dad, that house has a really slow car!' He thought the snail's shell was its house and the snail itself was like a really slow - moving vehicle. His imaginative comparison was quite funny. This shows how kids can create the most interesting analogies from the simplest things they observe.

You can write 'I tried to cook a fancy meal. The recipe said 'easy to make'. Well, my kitchen now looks like a war zone and the food...let's not talk about it. #CookingDisaster'. It's a relatable and funny thing to share. Private stories are for our closest friends and family, so these light - hearted and self - deprecating comments are perfect.

Sure. There was a kid who told his mom that he couldn't go to bed because his teddy bear wasn't tired yet. He was so concerned about his teddy's feelings.

Well, in a dystopian story, you could say 'The curfew is so early, the bats are still out when we have to be in. I think they're plotting against us too now.' Also, 'The food pellets they give us taste like recycled dreams. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.' And 'The mind - control helmets? They look like really bad hair dryers. I bet they won't even style your hair while they mess with your thoughts.'