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My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1
4.7
345 Chs
The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce

The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce

When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her. In a critical situation, she climbed into the black car that was parked by the roadside. In the back car seat sat a handsome man where cold ruthlessness was a constant fixture on his face. He looked like someone who could not be trifled with. Feng Qing patted her dirty little hands. "So, mister, I noticed that loneliness is written all over your face. What do you think about having a wife who has now presented herself to you?" Xie Jiuhan was commonly referred to as the Ninth Master. He was the overlord of Capital City and had a volatile personality. He was stubborn and ruthless. The socialites in the Capital City used all means, but none of them came close to even touching the hem of Master Ninth's clothes. From this day onward, rumors started to spread in Capital City. Ninth Master, who usually steered clear of women, raised a petite little wife in the manor and spoilt her to the core. Master Ninth: "My wife is too weak to take care of herself." The doctor: "Then, who's that lady who shattered someone's kneecap with a single kick?" Master Ninth: "My wife used to live in villages, she's not good at her studies." The students in Capital University: “Your wife keeps getting number one in every examination. If she's not good at her studies, what are we? Retards?" Master Ninth: “My wife is extremely timid. She's not met many bigshots or prominent figures." The public: “Please shut up!" The leading authority in medicine, science professors, and famous international directors queued outside your house, begging to see her! Yes, your wife had not met bigshots or prominent figures before because she was the most prominent figure here.
4.5
1200 Chs
After My Divorce I Picked Up the Richest Boss in the World

After My Divorce I Picked Up the Richest Boss in the World

Jiang Zhi was a good person in her past life. She was so good that she was placed on a pedestal and married a scumbag for the sake of her family's fate. It was a painful life, but in the end, her family still felt that she did not do well enough. When given a chance to start over, Jiang Zhi expressed that she would reject emotional blackmail and choose her own fate! Hence… Father Jiang, "Your husband likes to watch beautiful women dance. Do you want to go get lessons?" Jiang Zhi smiled and nodded. The next day, she went to apply for a boxing class and beat up the scumbag at the red-light district. Stepsister, "Hey, stop working out. Only by being as weak as me can men have the desire to protect you." Jiang Zhi smiled. "I can beat ten weaklings like you with one hand." The divorce and face-slapping happened in one go. Jiang Zhi became an anomaly in the family, causing panic and eventually being expelled from the family. Everyone was waiting for her to come back crying and beg for mercy. However, surprisingly, Jiang Zhi, who had left home alone, was doing very well. She started a company, invested in it, and managed celebrities… She even picked up a handsome little celebrity to raise. The little celebrity was destitute, but he actually had the constitution of a koi fish. Ever since she picked him up, Jiang Zhi was lucky and her business went smoothly. She even had fewer enemies. But… her waist was hurting too. Seeing that it was getting better after Jiang Zhi's divorce, the wealthy ladies were extremely jealous. Later on, Jiang Zhi became the big boss of the Beijing circle. Her family kept sending her candidates and asking her to choose a marriage partner. Jiang Zhi waved his hand in frustration. "You want me to marry you? Unless you're the richest man." The next day, a photo of the mysterious richest man in the country was taken and trending. Jiang Zhi, "???" Why did this photo look more and more like the little celebrity beside her? The next second, Jiang Zhi was pinned down on the bed by the man. "I've been with you for two lifetimes. When will I be able to become a full-time employee?"
4.0
200 Chs
Picking Up Beautiful Girls In The Post-Apocalyptic World!

Picking Up Beautiful Girls In The Post-Apocalyptic World!

What do you do when you're a loser who is suddenly called the saviour of the world!? You use it as an opportunity to take charge of your own life while picking up cute girls along the way! Han Luo is just that kind of person, a perverted loser who is suddenly told he is the saviour of the world. "what do you mean I'm the only one!? cant you see I'm a loser!?" "If you want to kill me then you are going to have to work for it! My life isn't that cheap!" Join Han Luo on his journey through the post-apocalypse! [P.S. This is tagged Overpowered because I always wanted to create someone unbelievably strong. So Han is going to become one of the damn strongest people on this entire site - not just this story. But a good story needs growth, not just a quick power dump, so he'll be a bit pitiful at first, around chapters 1-15. So please bear with me till he gets back from his first time skip. After then, you'll be in for the ride of your lives] .......... Worked on it, so it's all good now. .......... The MC is not inherently good nor is he evil. He is like the manifestation of every man's internal dialogue come to life. He loves women and he will also do anything to stand on top of the world. He is extremely smart but he will also make good decisions, bad decisions and also silly decisions. If you're looking for a perfect MC with no flaws... well... Anyways, please try the first few chapters before you go. I promise you won't regret it. ....... Current release rate. 1 chapter a day + 3 chapter Mass release every Sunday P.S. I will post more than one chapter sometimes on the weekdays if I'm feeling really testy, but y'all can always expect a chapter a day. ....... Our discord is live!!! If you want to see your favourite characters up close or just want to talk to other readers, then join here. https://discord.gg/FGrRuwE2TH ...... P.P.P.P.S... I have no idea how may this is, but here goes! I've made the first side story about Regulus and its currently up! Hope you guys enjoy it!
4.0
416 Chs
Picked Up A Husband For Farming

Picked Up A Husband For Farming

The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father exclaimed, “How dare you give birth to b*stard children before getting married?! We don’t have a daughter like you. Scram!” Before Xu Qing could even catch her breath after bearing children, she was chased out of the house by her father. Fortunately, her mother pitied her and secretly gave her an acre of land to aid in her survival. With no options left, Xu Qing picked up a hoe and started farming. ‘Hey, that unconscious mister over there, please die somewhere else! Don’t dirty my corn field!’ After dragging the unconscious man to a side, Xu Qing suddenly remembered that she needed help taking care of her children. This man would do! Later on, Qiao Yanhui knelt down before his angry wife with an aggrieved look on his charming face. He had one child on each arm, and another clinging to his head. He looked up at Xu Qing pitifully. “Honey, it’s the effect of my family genes. I can’t control my genes from producing so many babies…” “Out! Get out now!” Xu Qing kicked him aside. Who knew that the man she picked up turned out to be the father of her children. Had she known, she would’ve left him to die in the corn field.
4.0
420 Chs
Best Harry Potter pick - up lines in Glee fanfiction
2 answers
2024-11-10 05:52
One great pick - up line could be 'You must be a Patronus, because you just chased all my dark thoughts away, just like in those Glee - inspired Harry Potter fanfic moments.'
Best Percy Jackson pick up lines from fanfiction
2 answers
2024-11-01 23:55
Here's another one: 'Are you a demigod? Because you've just stolen my heart like a master thief, just like Percy would steal a bolt.' This line combines the concept of demigods and Percy's own adventures where he had to steal Zeus' bolt. It shows a bit of humor and a connection to the story.
Funny Percy Jackson pick up lines from fanfiction
1 answer
2024-11-01 21:29
This one is also good: 'Are you a siren? Because your voice (or just you in general) is making me want to crash my ship into you.' Sirens in the Percy Jackson series are known for luring sailors to their doom, and this line twists that concept into a pick - up line in a light - hearted way.
Unique Harry Potter pick - up lines for Glee fanfiction scenarios
3 answers
2024-11-10 09:46
A pick - up line could be 'You're like a magical melody from Glee in the wizarding world of Harry Potter. I can't help but be drawn to you.'
What did the protagonist pick up and where did he pick it up?
1 answer
2024-09-23 21:33
I recommend Super Vitality! The Miracle Princess of the Other World is for you. Although it was a little different from the female protagonist picking up star-shaped sand on the beach, the female protagonist in the novel also picked up a magical bottle under unexpected circumstances and started an adventure in the other world. This is a healing, sexy, hot-blooded, and touching fantasy sword and magic novel. I believe you will like it. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Find a male protagonist to go up the mountain to pick up herbs, fight snakes, and pick up jade pendants.
1 answer
2024-09-17 23:16
The online novel "Legend of the Snake Fighter" was a cultivation novel in which the male protagonist, Chen Changsheng, transmigrated to another world and became a herbalist. In the process of picking herbs, he encountered all kinds of dangerous creatures, including snakes and other wild animals. In order to find a companion who could treat his injuries, Chen Changsheng decided to head up the mountain in search of the legendary jade pendant. During the process of climbing the mountain, he encountered various challenges, including fighting with poisonous snakes, giant lizards, and powerful demon beasts. In the end, Chen Changsheng had obtained the jade pendant in the process of picking herbs, as well as the secret of cultivation and great strength.
Please pick me up, father
1 answer
2024-10-23 20:05
" Feng Tian Cheng Yun: Young Master Fu, Please Pick Zhi Up " was a romance drama in ancient times. It told the story of a woman named Zhi Zhi who was misunderstood as someone else's child and finally found the truth behind the misunderstanding. At the beginning of the plot, Zhizhi was a gentle and kind woman who was framed on a rainy night and misunderstood as pregnant. The reason for this misunderstanding was that she met a man that night, but she did not know who he was. The person who framed her was a sinister and cunning woman. She took the opportunity to push the blame to Zhizhi, intending to destroy Zhizhi's reputation. In the face of such a predicament, Zhizhi decided to find that man, hoping to clarify her innocence. After some searching, she finally found the man. However, she realized that he was Young Master Fu, her idol. Young Master Bo knew that Zhizhi was innocent and was moved by her kindness, so he decided to help her clear her name. Young Master Fu began to investigate the whole incident. In the end, he found the real murderer and proved Zhizhi's innocence. As the truth came out, people's misunderstanding and distrust of Zhizhi disappeared. Zhizhi was also grateful for Young Master Fu's help and support.
Is it wrong to pick up the Dungeon manga?
1 answer
2024-10-17 00:58
It's not necessarily wrong. It depends on your personal interests and preferences.
Is it wrong to pick up light novels?
1 answer
2024-10-13 06:09
Well, it's not wrong as long as you're getting enjoyment and knowledge from them. But if it's affecting your other responsibilities, then maybe it could be seen as a problem.
Is it wrong to pick up manga as a hobby?
1 answer
2024-10-11 18:08
Not at all. Picking up manga can be a wonderful form of entertainment and can even enhance your creativity and imagination. It offers a diverse range of genres and styles to suit different interests.
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