witty things to say

One funny thing a kid might say is 'I want to be a unicorn when I grow up so I can poop rainbows!' It's just so imaginative and out - of - this - world.

Some things we cannot say might be considered nonfiction because they are harsh truths or secrets that society may not be ready to hear. For example, certain historical events that are covered up or ignored. However, in fiction, there can also be unsaid things like the unspoken thoughts and feelings of a character that add depth to the story but are not directly stated.

You could say, 'The sun shone brightly, casting a warm glow over the peaceful village.' It sets a positive and vivid scene.

Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.

You can say 'In the dead of night, a cold hand brushed against my face, but when I turned, there was nothing there.'

It's usually the combination of clever jokes, unique characters, and unexpected situations.

It's not a true story. It's a fictional work created by the author's imagination.

You might also say 'You know, you've been such a great friend lately. I'm really glad you were there for me when I had that tough time.' This is a heartfelt way to express your gratitude and strengthen your friendship. By acknowledging their support, it makes your friend feel appreciated and valued.

Hey, I have a few funny time-travel novels to recommend to you ~ 1. [Laughing Time Travel: My Beloved Concubine, Please Turn the Cards Over]: A funny story about the exchange of souls between a man and a woman. The female lead is unscrupulous, and the male lead is shameless. If you like it, then collect it ~ 2. "My husband is not obedient": The pitiful female protagonist innocently transmigrated to the world of female deities and was forced to pretend to be a man. She practiced peerless martial arts and even accepted a lot of peerless handsome men. This article isn't white. It's funny and has a little fantasy color. Those who like the female venerable article shouldn't miss it! 3. "The Wild and Untamed Thief Concubine": A black-bellied wolf wants to rob and eat, but is beaten up by a modern female thief. It's a happy transmigration, a light and funny story. 4. "Beautiful Husband": A science girl transmigrated and transformed the unreasonable little boy into a well-developed man of the Jing Dynasty. A warm and funny marriage life, a bitter and bitter career, make you laugh like a pig ~ I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, the sky is painting!' It was so cute as they really thought the sky was an artist creating that beautiful arc of colors.