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Embark on an exhilarating journey through a realm of swords and sorcery in "Cursing My Way Through The Heaven." When Xiao Han, a simpleton from 2024 Earth, unexpectedly transmigrates to a fantastical world dominated by immortal cultivation, he finds himself amidst a society driven by the relentless pursuit of celestial ascension. Raised in the slums of Beijing, Xiao Han was instilled with the strict family principle of refraining from profanity. Despite his efforts to adhere to this code, his inner thoughts often betrayed him. However, a fateful encounter with his high school peers leads to an alcohol-fueled outburst, breaking his long-held restraint with a string of expletives. "Shut... the... heck... up, you lot!" He swore at the top of his lungs. And suddenly, a strong suction force enveloped him from the sky and sucked his soul into it along with his voice and he lost consciousness. In the blink of an eye, Xiao Han awakens to find his soul inhabiting the body of a prince in the Han State, marking the beginning of an extraordinary odyssey. Gifted with a unique cheat system, he discovers that his curses, infused with genuine emotion, unlock potent rewards and abilities. As Xiao Han navigates this treacherous new world, readers will be swept into a gripping narrative interwoven with elements of intrigue, adventure, and self-discovery. --- Author's Note: While rooted in the context of China's Seven Warring States period, "Cursing My Way Through The Heaven" offers a captivating tale accessible to all, regardless of familiarity with historical events. Join Xiao Han in his quest for power, redemption, and transcendence. --- Key Elements in the Story 1. Full Action Pack: Prepare for thrilling and fast-paced sequences that will keep you on the edge of your seat. 2. Kingdom Building: Dive into detailed and immersive world-building with the rise and fall of kingdoms. 3. Deep Politics: Experience intricate political maneuvering, alliances, and betrayals. 4. No Harem and No Strong Censor Words: Focus on plot and character development without explicit content. 5. Slice of Life: Enjoy moments of everyday life that add depth and realism to the story. 6. Adventure: Embark on epic journeys and quests that take characters across varied landscapes. 7. Humor: Find light-hearted and funny moments to balance the intense action and drama. 8. Academy: Explore settings that include learning and training, likely with magical or combat elements. 9. Competition: Witness contests and rivalries challenging characters and driving the plot. 10. Dragons and Other Legendary Magical Beasts: Encounter mythical creatures that add a sense of wonder and danger to the world.

The second year high school student and RPG game enthusiast, Narukami Yuu has an accident because of carelessness and dies before confessing his feelings to his childhood friend. However, thanks to the compassion of Jizou-sama in his neighborhood, he was sent to another world – Anazuma. He tempered his heart and started raising his level, fighting monsters, obtaining many powerful skills…… crafting things…… and becoming a woman______! In a slightly strange world, I became involved with various people, my faintly extraordinary life begins! {+genderbender} Author: SS Samurai Original Source: Syosetu Translator: soulpermutation English Source: Re:Library

Jack Keaton, a 26-year-old shut-in who gave up on life, becoming a social mess. His only goal in life was to be the best at the games he played and to enjoy his takeaway between matches. However, on a rainy night in Streatham, South London, an unforeseen accident occurred that led to his death. Entering a strange abyss he was granted a 2nd chance at life with the assistance of a system that's built around the games he used to play and is reborn to 6 years ago when his life was still intact. How will he embrace his second chance at life?

- (Do you want to die?) - "YES!" But I didn't die! why? WHY! WHY... I can't see anyone, I can't see anything! where am I? all I see is white, white, white, WHITE! please... why should I suffer more than I already did...

Jewel-Mancy is an incredibly niche school of magic. These mages can’t use normal magic like shooting fireballs from their hands and lighting from their fingertips. They can’t earth bend or create magical automatons to fight for them. Nor can they summon vast legions of the undead to do their bidding. They can only charge precious stones up with magic and use them as disposable weaponry. Even the small almost non existent Jewel-mancer population are just people who got the damn job for shits and giggles. Like air mages, no one takes the ones who take themselves seriously.... uh.. seriously. Until one such jewel mage had to start from a point lower than any other. No funding, no practical skills, and no idea what the actual f*ck is going on!

Minalan gave up a promising career as a professional warmage to live the quiet life of a village spellmonger in the remote mountain valley of Boval. It was a peaceful, beautiful little fief, far from the dangerous feudal petty squabbles of the Five Duchies, on the world of Callidore. There were cows. Lots of cows. And cheese. For six months things went well: he found a quaint little shop, befriended the local lord, the village folk loved him, he found a sharp young apprentice to help out, and best yet, he met a pretty young widow with the prettiest eyes . . . Then one night Minalan is forced to pick up his mageblade again to defend his adopted home from the vanguard of an army of goblins – gurvani, they call themselves – bent on a genocidal crusade against all mankind. And that was the good news. The bad news was that their shamans were armed with more magical power than has been seen since the days of the ancient Imperial Magocracy – and their leader, a mysterious, vengeful force of hate and dark magic, is headed directly to Boval valley. The good people of Boval and their spellmonger have only one choice, to hole up in the over-sized Boval Castle and hope they can endure a siege against hundreds of thousands. When the people look to him for hope, Minalan does his best, but there are multitudes of goblins, and they want Boval Vale as a staging ground for an invasion of the whole Five Duchies, and only Minalan is standing in their way. Add a jealous rival mage, a motley band of mercenaries, a delusional liege lord who insists victory is at hand despite the hordes at his door, a moody, pregnant girlfriend and a catty ex-girlfriend who specializes in sex magic -- all trapped in a stinking, besieged castle with no hope of rescue, and you’ll understand why Minalan is willing to take his chances with the goblins. All that stands between the gurvani horde and the people of the Five Duchies is one tired, overwhelmed baker’s son who wanted nothing more than to be a simple spellmonger

People, you know, never truly realize how unpredictable life can be. A person’s fate, of course, depends on their own efforts, but you can’t ignore the course of history. Smith had no clue—how could an engineer like him end up transmigrating into Wilhelm II? Wait, no, *Smiling Willi*? But since he’s here, wouldn’t it be a shame not to stir up some chaos? And so, the butterfly flapped its wings, a storm began to brew, and Smith smirked with that signature "Smiling Willi" grin. Fate is unpredictable: Close by in the West, the once-mighty British Empire is stumbling left and right. Across the ocean in the Americas, the newly risen powerhouse finds itself splitting apart. Meanwhile, far off in the East, the once-slumbering dragon suddenly opens its eyes wide— What happens next? Stay tuned to find out in this story!

" Maya Almira ? Ya es hora ven a cenar " _Rocio ya voy " pero apúrate que se va enfriar si no te apuras_ Recuento" Barbolyni Smith y Maya Almira perdidos en sus miradas " - Nicolás Smith _ No puedo asectar que salgas con un humano así de simple vista , -Maya Smith _ permite estar con el amor de mi vida padre ,- Te estoy diciendo que no tenes que casarte con -Señorito Simón Junth _ para que podamos tomar una alianza entre vampiros y hombres lobos mi querida hija

Kehidupan Dua Bersaudara Angelmen berubah semenjak ibu mereka meninggal karena kebakaran. Dengan berusaha hidup tanpa orang tua, mereka akhirnya mendapatkan surat dari bibi mereka yang tinggal di Terris, sebuah kota yang tak cukup jauh dari kampung halaman mereka. Namun tinggal di rumah bibi mereka tidak senyaman tinggal di rumah sendiri. Mereka berdua pun melakukan berbagai petualangan untuk menghindari rumah bibi mereka hingga suatu saat mereka menemukan sebuah terowongan kecil menuju tempat rahasia dimana itu merupakan markas dari para bandit kota. Petualangan mereka semakin jelas tujuannya ketika mereka bertemu dengan seseorang yang terkurung dalam sebuah penjara di markas bandit itu. Orang itu meminta bantuan mereka untuk menyelamatkannya karena jika tidak dunia akan hancur atas segala kekuatan para roh-roh dari berbagai elemen. Angelmen bersaudara tentu tidak memahami apa yang orang itu katakan dan perlu memahami lebih lanjut maksud orang itu namun sayangnya ia telah tewas. Dengan bermodal gulungan kertas kuno yang diberikan orang misterius itu, Angelmen bersaudara memulai petualangan baru mereka dengan penuh tanda tanya. Apakah yang akan mereka hadapi? Apakah mereka akan berhadapan dengan sesuatu yang sangat berbahaya? Akankah ada penolong lain? Kehancuran dunia? Lainnya? Tampak seperti omong kosong namun kedua bersaudara ini tak mengenal yang namanya omong kosong, mereka orang baik yang mampu menyelesaikan masalah meskipun tak cukup bijaksana.

She was meant to be powerless. Instead, she became unstoppable. Lysandra was nothing more than a servant, a forgotten girl in the household of a powerful politician. When his cruelty turned to violence, she cried out for salvation, and something answered. The goddess Velmira gifted her a power both intoxicating and dangerous: any man who shared intimacy with her would fall under her influence, some bound by devotion, others driven to madness. With each step, Lysandra wielded her gift to escape servitude, rising through the ranks of power, manipulating the most ruthless men in the kingdom. But not all are susceptible to her touch. A rare few remain immune, and one of them, Ravenna, the wife of her first victim, has sworn to destroy her. As Lysandra weaves through a web of politics, seduction, and betrayal, she finds herself facing an impossible choice: Does she embrace the power that has lifted her from nothing? Or risk everything for a love that asks for nothing in return? YOU WILL LOVE THIS!