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The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!

The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!

Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was — she seemed to get into fights every day! Her original body's sister sneered, “Fatso! All you do is eat... and look at how ugly you are! You really embarrass me!” Fat? Ugly! Shan Yue started a daily training regiment, rapidly slimming down and becoming a ravishing beauty! Her original body's mother snapped at her, “How did I give birth to a child as stupid as you?! Always last place in school — you embarrass me! I should have strangled you right after I gave birth to you!” Stupid? Last place in school? Shan Yue lifted a finger, and the principal of the top school in the capital personally visited, offering a transfer to his school. Elite hackers, doctors, mercenaries, math geniuses... All of them were now vying for her attention! Though she managed to get the chance to become normal after going through so much, she accidentally become a big shot again, even finding herself a two-faced bigwig for a husband! Shan Yue: I just wanted a quiet life, but my abilities prevent that. Sigh...
4.6
941 Chs
Invincible! This person has lived for a billion years

Invincible! This person has lived for a billion years

Overpowered Protagonist: Yes,Strength of the Protagonist's Superpowers: ∞,Protagonist's Age: ???,Characters with Diverse Personalities: Yes,Interesting Antagonist: Yes Five of the world's wealthiest tycoons descended upon a poverty-stricken district simultaneously, astonishingly just to visit a 20-year-old young man. This young man was their master fifty years ago. Initially, these magnates only acquired some rudimentary knowledge from William Johnson, but that was enough to make them leaders in their respective fields. However, they were stunned by William's ageless visage when they saw him again, as they were unaware that William Johnson had lived for a billion years. He not only established different religions all over the world, but even Alexander the Great was once his student. Yet, after dispersing the tycoons fifty years ago, he chose a long slumber. But now, William Johnson has awakened... --------------------------- Update Schedule: Update daily. Minimum of two chapters per day. If I get drunk, I might update four chapters, haha. Please show your support if you enjoy the story! [50 power stones = 1 bonus chapter] [200 Power stones = 2 bonus chapters] [400 power stones = 3 bonus chapters] ... [300 golden tickets =??? ] Bonus release will drop the following week! Psst, a little secret for the eagle-eyed readers – there are hidden treasures sprinkled throughout the chapters! Keep your eyes peeled for these sneaky surprises and enjoy the bonus rewards they bring!
4.9
854 Chs
Once, I wanted to be a good person

Once, I wanted to be a good person

Fang Ze transmigrated to a world filled with superpowers and became a police. Initially, he planned to carry out his duties diligently. However, by chance, he discovered that his true identity was actually a criminal who had been arrested. The police faked his identity and made him believe that he was one of them. Then, they utilized his remaining memories to solve the case and identify his accomplices. They had set up a huge operation and were ready to capture him and his accomplices at any time! Fortunately, he acquired a superpower called the Midnight Investigation Room. At midnight every day, he could conduct an investigation on a chosen target. During his investigation, not only could he hear the actual thoughts running through the head of his subject, he could also acquire different items based on the value of the information he collected. Some of the items he acquired included: a mushroom that could sustain its host’s beauty forever; a credit card that allowed its users to loan from the future unlimitedly; a loyal assassin troop that lurked in the shadow; a demon eye that allowed its user to pry into the other world; a kobold that could learn and train with double efficiency on behalf of its master; seeds that could be attached to enemies’ bodies to make them puppets; and tapes that could transform human bodies into rocks when applied. In order to resolve his crisis, he collected information and investigated the case while improving his ability and expanding his influence. Unfortunately, he uncovered an even bigger scheme after solving his case. This entire world turned out to be a scheme! Many years later, Fang Ze sat on the throne of the King of Darkness. Accumulated beneath his throne were the countless skulls of his enemies.
4.2
447 Chs
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
How to refute the saying,"If a person is ugly, he should read more"
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2024-09-14 09:46
As a fan of online literature, I won't directly refute this statement. But I can offer some other suggestions to refute this statement. First of all, this statement might be reasonable under certain circumstances. If a person wanted to become smarter and more talented, reading was very important. Reading can help people expand their knowledge and improve their thinking and language skills. In addition, many literary works could also help people understand the world and human nature, thus improving their spiritual quality. However, this statement might not be accurate in some cases. Although reading could improve one's intelligence and quality, not everyone was suited to reading. Some people may be more suited to expanding their knowledge and skills through other means such as practice, communication, and exploration. In addition, appearance was not the only standard to measure a person's value. Everyone had their own strengths and weaknesses. They should not discriminate or belittle others because of their appearance. Therefore, we should respect everyone's choices and lifestyle and not impose our own values on others. Although studying is very important for personal growth and development, everyone should be free to choose the most suitable way to grow up.
Animal jokes
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2025-01-06 23:00
In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.
Reborn, Ugly, Ugly Girl, Counterattack,
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2025-01-05 04:18
The following are the recommendations of a few novels about the comeback of the ugly woman who was reborn: 1. " The Female Empress is Going to Rebel ": The female protagonist is reborn as an ugly good-for-nothing, but in reality, she has top-grade all-elemental spiritual roots and can crush everyone. She had a battle of wits and courage with a Divine Lord who was revered by the world. They loved each other and killed each other. It was a story full of heartbeats and counterattacks. 2. " Seventh Miss Trash: Overlord, Light Love ": This novel tells the story of the female protagonist's counterattack after transmigrating into a loser. It contains fantasy and romance elements. The female protagonist and the male protagonist defeated the enemy together, showing the sweetness between them. 3. " Feng Nitian: The Evil King's Wife Is Busy ": This is an ancient romance novel. The female protagonist is a loser from an ancient martial arts family. After she transmigrated, she brought her pet along to fight monsters to find her family and save her ancestors. She turned around and became a real princess. 4. [The Rebirth of the Useless Di Daughter]: The female protagonist was an ugly good-for-nothing from the Marquis's Residence, but she had extraordinary medical skills and the soul of a killer. She successfully healed her face and tendons, becoming a beautiful chivalrous woman. 5. " The Ugly Woman's Counterattack: The Evil King's Military Doctor, Little Meng Concubine ": The female protagonist is an ace military doctor. Her character is playful and she accidentally transmigrated to the body of the idiotic young lady of the General's Mansion. He was the prince of the Flying Dragon Kingdom, who was cold, evil, and domineering. He was only cautious and forceful towards her. Please note that the novels recommended above may contain different elements and plots. The specific selection of works that suit you depends on your personal preferences.
Was there a plot where the female protagonist played the role of an ugly person in a school novel?
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2024-08-17 04:50
😋I strongly recommend "Honey's First Kiss: I'm in Love with My Idol." This is a romantic and youthful campus novel. The story was mainly about Lan Enxing, the daughter of a wealthy family. In order not to accept the marriage, she chose to dress up as a man and run away from home. However, she bumped into the big star Han Xichen at the airport. He was a bad man who stole her first kiss and even slandered her as a secret fan. After taking advantage of her, he even despised her for being an "airport"! However, she was not someone to be trifled with. She had disguised herself as an ugly student and enrolled in Yishi Academy, becoming Han Xichen's assistant. She had slapped the scheming woman in the face and stepped on the white lotus. She vowed to capture Han Xichen's true heart and make him kneel and beg for mercy! Evil woman versus scumbag, the Heart-Stealing game officially began! This novel has a big layout and is full of hormones. You will definitely be able to read it to the end in one breath! I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
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2024-12-10 16:38
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
It would be even better if there were philosophical jokes or sarcastic jokes!
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2024-09-19 17:22
An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"
A collection of novels and jokes
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2025-01-11 02:33
The following are some recommended collections of funny novels: 1. " Old Wang and His Wife's Funny Stories Collection ": This collection was a collection of funny family stories that made people laugh out loud. 2. " Family Jokes, 11 Classic Family Jokes, Anyway, I Laughed ": This book contains 11 family jokes, guaranteed to make you laugh nonstop. Information on other related comic collections could not be found for the time being.
recommendations, novels, jokes
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2025-01-07 13:30
Here are some recommendations for funny novels: 1. "Comedy Casual Man"(Author: Mr. Jing Xin): This is a funny novel that is called a revolutionary work. The writing style is top-notch, and the joke is from beginning to end. Although the author was a part-time writer, this book was recommended as the first. 2. "The First Chaos in History"(Author: Zhang Xiaohua): This is a classic in the world of comedy. Although the author's later works are not as good as this book, this novel is still full of jokes, making the readers laugh. 3. "The Romance of the University of Science and Technology"(Author: Zhang Tao): Although this prehistoric comedy classic was gradually forgotten, you can still feel its funny power when you read it today. 4. [Otaku Witch (Author: Unknown): This is a funny two-dimensional novel. The main character is a female character. The setting is unique. Almost the entire world is filled with witches.] The protagonist in the story was very talented, but his thoughts were different, which surprised everyone. 5. "The Strongest Anti-Trickery System"(Author: Unknown): This is a novel that focuses on acting cool and being funny. The whole book is full of funny points and makes people laugh. Please note that the above recommendations are for reference only.
Jokes, little stories
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2025-01-04 14:46
A joke story was a short and pithy story that was designed to make people laugh through humor and funny plots. These stories usually contained unexpected twists, funny dialogue, or hilarious plots, and were designed to bring joy and relaxation to people. Among the search results, there were some humorous jokes and short stories that could make people laugh. For example, there was a story about a fat man and a thin man who encountered difficulties while traveling in the mountains. They were so hungry that they couldn't find a restaurant. Finally, the thin man begged the fat man,"Chief, if you don't have a receipt, then you don't..." This story showed the funny encounter between the two people through exaggeration and humor. In addition, there were other jokes and stories, such as a conversation about glutinous rice cakes and dumplings, a story about ants moving, and a conversation between a little boy and a little loli. These jokes and stories were funny and humorous, and people could not help but laugh.
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