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Prince Edward Nigel of Isle Secularis, or P. Enis as his friends called him, had everything. Until one day he lost everything. Saved by the THE-ALPHA-OMEGA-SUPER-ULTRA-DELUXE-FINAL-BEST-EVER-ABSOLUTE-APEX-NEW-FANTASTIC-LOVELY-AWESOME-WONDERFUL-FEROCIOUS-TASTY-DEVILISH-Nano-MACRO-GODDISH-REDDISH-YELLOWISH-GREENISH SYSTEM FOR DUMMIES, or in short, AOSUDFBEAANFLAWFTDNMGRYG-System for Dummies he became strong again. Join him as he rises up again, punishes all his bullies, gets a harem and finds every treasure.” Novel contains: Insults to the reader's intelligence, irony, sarcasm. Novel does not contain: Good Synopsis. Notable achievements: Reached 69 collections on the 69th chapter

The modern world of magic has moved on. Magic of old no longer allowed in the new age. Deemed too barbaric for the contemporary world, magic skills and formulae have taken the country of Idraver by storm and with their arrival, heralding in a new age of magic. Decades later, a young man named Keldon, born without the ability to use skills, begins to experience strange dreams, and with them came the return of an ancient magic. Given an impossible task, what do his newfound powers mean? Or is their return merely a signal for the beginning of the final end.

[ Now out for sale on Amazon. Click on the link in my bio to purchase ] +++ Winter Chu has everything figured out. Ever since he attended the concert of a popular boy band as a child, he has never wanted anything more than to become an idol himself. And with his exotic half European half Korean features gaining him a ticket to be a trainee in a popular entertainment agency, Winter is sure he is well on the road to becoming one. But Fate is a witch and after three years of struggling as a trainee, he realises this is as far as the road goes. When the line up for the company's next boy group drops, his name isn't anywhere near the list. Worse, his best friend's name— with whom Winter made the promise of 'conquering the stage together'— is there at the top. Bold and shiny. Just when things couldn't get any worse, Winter is forced to make a gambling decision. Thrown into a new, no-name company with handpicked strangers, it is a race against time as Winter buckles up for his much delayed debut. But life isn't a bed of roses and hand in hand with the cruel reality of the entertainment world, his past comes crashing down on him as his best friend —now a rookie super star— waltzes back into his muddled life screaming muted revenge. What happens when the second chance Winter sought out isn't as easy as he thought it would be? And what happens when even with a knife hanging on his neck, Winter is slowly falling in love with said ex best friend? This is a quirky coming of age story about two teenage boys trying to find themselves and each other while trying to chase after ambitions as big as the ocean.

Jeff the killer died. Captain Edmund put an end to the monster with a gunshot. Year 2008, time has passed, Josh and Daniel are plagued by a void where the soul should be, and they try to fill it with any means. The search for satisfaction will link them to the killer's legacy. Witness the beginning of a dark universe.

Dropped..... Chaoga Qianmei who traveled to the Naruto world, from a war orphan, relying on familiarity with future trends and precise calculations, step by step to become the strongest in the ninja world This is my first time translating go easy on me :) Average of 1300-1400 words per ch '-" Male Mc

She, like many before her, had died but was granted a new life. She doesn't know why, but she didn't mind it. Instead, she wanted to live a relaxing life with her new servants, quietly learning new skills in hopes of not needing outside help. Of course, this dream wasn't in her favor. Seeing as she couldn't live quietly, she then focused on making her new home safe and happy with much needed armor. If only the nobles of this new world weren't so greedy, maybe she could do so without having to solve everything else.

There was once a Legendary monster who was outcast unjustly for being too powerful. They tried to kill him at birth but failed and he escaped. His father saved him and took him away. His father betrayed him and tried to control him because he thought that he was crazy. They were told to kill and did what they were told. He was raised to become a monster and none could stop him he was number #1 He had been born in the era of physical might and as a result of his physical stats being as high as they were from birth he was basically invincible even if someone had managed to hit him with a Dragon crafted weapon there would be no damage his physical might at birth was just too great and weapons had zero affect on him even the strongest warrior paled in comparrison and even with the strongest weapon even they would fail to inflict any damage upon him. This was his birth stats and each and every single one of these physical stats were at that level. When they tried to kill him they did so using posion it was the only real method. He had a unique abillity as well it was the abillity to steal the power of any defeated enemy and add it to his own. As a result every battle made him stronger. However at the age of 6 years old they were introduced to magic. The very first Demon Lord had been born and to rival it humanity had been blessed with magic and the Hero summoning. The Demon Lord paled in comparison to the monster. However even after using his unique abillity the monster was never really able to use magic but instead that magical power enhanced them in magical resistences.

Keputusan yang tiba-tiba diambil oleh salah satu penulis kesayangan di sebuah penerbitan bernama Aline Publishing membuat sang CEO, Aline Anderson harus turun tangan sendiri menyelesaikan persoalan ini. Sang CEO yang tak pernah tampil di muka umum pun mau tak mau harus mengambil langkah frontal demi keberlangsungan hidup perusahaannya. Sang penulis emas yang lebih dikenal dengan nama Penulis Bertopeng hingga sekian lama tak diketahui identitas aslinya selama dia berada di bawah bendera perusahaan Aline, hingga suatu saat mereka bertemu dan sang penulis yang menawarkan kesepakatan di luar dugaan Aline. Kesepakatan apakah yang ditawarkan oleh sang Penulis Bertopeng? Apakah Aline akan segera mengetahui identitas asli sang penulis kesayangan? Kemudian bagaimana kehidupan Aline selanjutnya ketika dia telah keluar zona nyamannya?

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