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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
What are the most memorable my drunk mom stories?
1 answer
2024-11-02 00:36
My mom once got drunk and thought she could fix the broken TV. She was poking around at it with a screwdriver and talking to it like it was a person. It took us a while to convince her to stop. It was quite a sight.
Are drunk son and drunk mom stories always negative?
1 answer
2024-12-01 08:01
Definitely not. There could be a story where a drunk son and drunk mom participate in a local drunk - themed charity event (where the alcohol is in moderation for fun). They might raise money for a good cause while having a bit of fun. But on the other hand, if they overdo it, it can turn into a negative scenario with family disputes, health problems, and social embarrassment.
How did people react to the drunk mom at the party in the drunk mom at party story?
1 answer
2024-11-15 13:46
In this story, people's reactions would vary. There would be those who were concerned and wanted to make sure she was okay. They might offer her water or try to find a quiet place for her to rest. However, there would also be those who were judgmental. They might gossip about her or give her dirty looks. And then there would be the ones who were indifferent, just going about their own business at the party as if she wasn't there making a scene.
Can you share some of your my drunk mom stories?
2 answers
2024-11-02 01:51
My mom was drunk one time and she tried to cook. But instead of making a proper meal, she ended up making a big mess in the kitchen. She was mixing all kinds of strange ingredients together and we all just watched in amazement. It was a crazy situation.
Tell a drunk mom sleeping story.
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2024-10-29 15:21
Once upon a time, there was a mom who had a really tiring day. She had been to a party and had a bit too much to drink. When she got home, she just collapsed on the couch and fell asleep. Her little child tiptoed around, not wanting to wake her. The child covered her with a blanket and sat nearby, reading a book quietly, waiting for mom to wake up on her own.
Tell me a drunk mom story.
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2024-10-24 18:22
There was a story about a drunk mom. She had a bit too much to drink one evening. She forgot to pick up her kids from their after - school activity. When she finally remembered, she was so disoriented that she drove to the wrong place first. Fortunately, the kids were okay in the end, but it was a scary incident that made her realize she needed to be more responsible with her drinking.
Can you share some drunk son and drunk mom stories?
1 answer
2024-11-30 11:35
There was a time when a drunk son and his drunk mom were at a family gathering. They started singing very loudly and off - key. Everyone was a bit embarrassed but also found it kind of funny. Later, they both realized how silly they had been when they sobered up and decided to be more responsible at such events.
Chen Ping 'an is a fucking 15-level fighter.
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2024-12-29 00:46
Chen Ping 'an's mother killing those below level 15 was one of the memes in " Sword Comes ". This was the way the readers mocked the protagonist of Sword Comes, Chen Ping 'an, for cheating. Chen Ping 'an's sword spirit was nicknamed Sword Mother by netizens, so they said that he had a mother. The sword spirit was a level 15 sword cultivator, so it was said that he could kill anyone below level 15 with his sword. This joke originated from the plot and character setting in the novel.
Chen Ping 'an is a fucking 15-level fighter.
1 answer
2024-12-28 13:13
Chen Ping 'an's mother killing those below level 15 was one of the memes in " Sword Comes ". This meme originated from the novel where Chen Ping 'an's sword spirit was nicknamed Sword Mother by netizens. Therefore, Chen Ping' an was ridiculed as having a mother. The sword spirit was a level 15 sword cultivator, so some people said that Chen Ping 'an killed anyone below level 15 with his sword. However, Chen Ping 'an had yet to kill any cultivators of the Thirteen Realms or the Celestial Realm. His combat strength was only comparable to a cultivator of the Celestial Realm. The identity of Sword Mother caused a discussion among the fans. In general, this was a way to tease Chen Ping 'an in the novel " Sword Comes."
What are the possible consequences in stories of a drunk mom?
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2024-12-12 23:22
One consequence is emotional harm to the children. They may feel neglected, unloved, or even scared of their own mom. For example, if a drunk mom yells at them for no reason.
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