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That year, The first time Jiang Xu saw Zhou Qingyue, he instantly fell for this girl with twin ponytails who had the sweetest smile. For her sake, Jiang Xu did a lot. He knew she liked bubble tea, so he saved his breakfast money to buy it for her. She loved small trinkets, so he tricked his parents into giving him extra money under the pretext of buying textbooks. Alternatively, he used the money he saved up during New Year. Whenever Zhou Qingyue was on cleaning duty, he would help her clean up. If she struggled with homework, Jiang Xu would stay up late, devising the best study methods for her. She wanted the latest phone. So Jiang Xu would spend weekends playing online games at the internet cafe, leveraging his skills to farm gold. After a while, he had made more than two thousand yuan and bought her a new phone with it. All he got in return was a lukewarm thank you. Countless confessions were rejected with the excuse that she wanted to focus on her studies. He believed that if he showered her with enough sincerity, he would eventually touch her heart. After they graduated from university, she said she wanted to start a business. So Jiang Xu gave her the two million yuan his parents had given him for a house, in secret. She became successful, only for him to see her nestled in the arms of another man. Devastated, Jiang Xu experienced reincarnation. This time, he swore not to make the same mistakes. He only then discovered, there was a treasure girl in his class. Her father was destined to become the richest man in China. But currently, her family is quite poor. Jiang Xu to her father: "Father-in-law, as you know, I've been without a spouse since childhood."

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She lives a simple life. His is as tangled as a piece of thread. She is full of joy and bliss. He is burning with hate and blood lust. But somehow, they need each other. And he would stop at nothing to make sure she is his. In a world of where you feel cold, you gotta stay gold. The pains of a past life and the bewilderment of the future, can these two souls become one? * * * * By the way, these book covers aren't mine. Just wanted to you all to know. Also, don't forget to like, share and maybe drop a few Power Stones. It might just make someone's day

A poor CEO, whose struggling company is on the verge of bankruptcy, encounters a rich Heiress who has been drugged by her stepsister. Were you expecting a one night stand? Nope, the poor CEO is only interested in building giant robots! However, in order to secure the funding he needs to make his dream a reality, he finds his fate entangled with that of the Heiress. Sparks will fly as the battle between man and woman, as well as the war between colossal bipedal machines, begins!

Overnight, Guan Xuxu rose from a destitute woman who swept out the door of the Guan family to a true daughter worth billions of dollars! Former family members were filled with regret, and surprisingly, the lion opened his mouth and demanded half of the Jiang family's wealth? Hmph, Guan Xuxu is not a vegetarian. A mantra reveals the greed and ugliness of the Guan family. And when the scumbag seeks reconciliation, she mercilessly gives him the privilege of "meeting his ancestors". This seemingly delicate woman actually holds a secret technique that can ward off evil, draw talismans, save people, and easily hold onto her golden thighs! Guan Xuxu, a name that was once insignificant in the Guan family, has now become a legend in the entire wealthy community. Guan Jia, the cold place that once swept her out of the house, is now regretful. They thought that with the so-called nurturing kindness, the lion could speak up and demand half of its wealth from the Jiang family as a reward. However, they were wrong, and Guan Xuxu was no longer the little girl who was easily bullied back then. Faced with the shameless demands of the Guan family, Guan Xuxu just sneered. She lightly uttered a mantra, leaving the ugly faces of the Guan family nowhere to hide. The so-called family members who once mocked and laid stones on her now look like clowns in front of her. They were horrified to discover that the woman they once looked down upon had such terrifying strength and means. And the scumbag who once betrayed her now has the audacity to turn back and entangle. However, Guan Xuxu mercilessly waved his hand and directly asked him to "see his ancestors" night and night. This kind of punishment is undoubtedly worse than death for a scumbag, but it also makes him completely understand a truth: some people, once missed, will not do it again. The cousins of the Guan family originally couldn't see Guan Xuxu and thought she was embarrassing. However, reality gave them a loud slap in the face. The head of the Song family personally visited Guan Xuxu, hoping that she would take action to save his daughter. The Xu family, who have always had old grudges with the Jiang family, also licked their faces and came to apologize and seek peace. They finally realized that Guan Xuxu was not only a true daughter with a value of billions, but also a mysterious master! Even the cousin who has always been hostile towards heaven and earth has now become a loyal follower of Guan Xuxu. "This is my only sister!" He arrogantly declared that whoever dares to curse her will curse the entire family! This transformation left everyone stunned but also confirmed the status and strength of Guan Xuxu. The Jiang family, who had regained their senses, only knew that the little pitiful person they once thought was such a powerful person. Exorcism, drawing talismans, and rescuing people, which are unattainable for ordinary people, are easily accessible to Guan Xuxu. And her ability to chase after golden thighs has made countless people envious. However, for all of this, Guan Xuxu simply said calmly, "I'm so busy." It seemed like all of this was just a piece of cake for her. And at this moment, Chu Beihe, known as the Golden Thighs, also took the initiative to share the pressure on Guan Xuxu. He said affectionately, "No need to chase, it's already yours." This statement undoubtedly declared his ownership of Guan Xuxu to the world. From this moment on, Guan Xuxu not only has the confidence of being worth billions, but also has the solid support of Chu Beihe. How wonderful and colorful will her life be? Let's wait and see together!

**Synopsis: "The Path to Divinity"** In "The Path to Divinity," we follow the journey of Theron, a humble farmer who embarks on an extraordinary quest to become a god. Guided by the enigmatic mentor Alaric, Theron faces a series of trials that test his courage, wisdom, compassion, and resilience. Chapter by chapter, Theron navigates through the mystical forest of Eldoria, encountering challenges that force him to confront his deepest fears and reconcile with his past. From facing mythical creatures to deciphering ancient texts, Theron's journey is fraught with danger and self-discovery. As Theron progresses, he grapples with doubts and uncertainties, questioning his own worthiness and fearing failure. Yet, with the guidance of Alaric and the lessons of the forest, he learns that true strength comes from within and that the path to divinity is not about perfection but about growth and self-awareness. Through facing his fears, embracing his past, and finding solace in the wisdom of the natural world, Theron grows into a formidable force, ready to take on the challenges that lie ahead. Along the way, he learns that becoming a god is not just about acquiring power but about embodying compassion, wisdom, and harmony. "The Path to Divinity" is a captivating tale of self-discovery, resilience, and the transformative power of the human spirit. Set against the backdrop of a richly imagined world, this novel invites readers on an epic journey of adventure, enlightenment, and ultimately, the realization of one's true destiny.

The Poor Girl Became the CEO follows Hua, a determined young woman who rises from poverty to take control of a powerful corporation, overcoming countless obstacles along the way. In a world driven by technology and corporate power, Hua’s journey is complicated not only by business rivalries but also by matters of the heart. As Hua navigates her rise to the top, she crosses paths with Ming, a charming and influential figure who is initially drawn to her intelligence and ambition. Their relationship blossoms amidst the cutthroat corporate world, but their love is soon tested when Xueyao, Ming's childhood love, reappears in his life. Xueyao's return is marked by manipulation and deceit, pushing Ming into a state of confusion where he can no longer remember his love for Hua. With Ming's memory lost and his life entangled with Xueyao’s schemes, Hua must fight not only for her place in the corporate world but also for her heart. Torn between moving on and fighting for the man she loves, Hua faces the ultimate challenge—can love truly conquer all in the face of betrayal and ambition? This sci-fi romance drama tells a gripping story of personal growth, love, and perseverance in a futuristic world where power is everything and nothing is as it seems. Will Hua reclaim her love and secure her place as CEO, or will the past and present conspire to tear everything apart?

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NOTICE: I Feel Like You Guys Are Not The Biggest Fan Of This Book, So it's Currently on Hold. I'll continue Mistake Marriage when I feel motivated again ____________ ____________ Ariel Ocean’s life was turned upside down when her greedy relatives stole her inheritance and forced her to marry Rhysand Lee Golden, the cold, emotionless family bodyguard. What no one knew was that Rhysand was secretly the wealthiest man in Peak City, the most influential city nearby. He had come to Rain City undercover, pretending to be a bodyguard while searching for his kidnapped sister. Their marriage started as a cage for both of them, but the tension between them quickly turned intense. Rhysand, who had long shut off his emotions, found himself irresistibly drawn to Ariel’s innocence, while Ariel couldn’t deny the raw, magnetic pull between them. As their nights together grew more passionate, their connection deepened, breaking down the barriers Rhysand had built around his heart. But external forces conspired to tear them apart. Envious enemies and manipulative relatives sought to destroy what Ariel and Rhysand had built, threatening their bond at every turn. As the pressure mounted, so did the passion between them—yet so did the challenges that could tear them apart forever.

"Zhao Ce traveled through time to the Ming Dynasty and became a notorious poor scholar. He realized that he borrowed money to marry a wife but spent all the money and ended up buying a pitiful little cripple to be his wife. This little cripple had heterochromia and was treated like a monster. Zhao Ce thought to himself: 'What kind of human suffering is this?' However, when he took a closer look at the little cripple, who was thin and small with big blinking eyes...she was a bit cute. With their poverty-stricken home, Zhao Ce, a farmer's son, had to roll up his sleeves and study while also finding ways to become prosperous with his little wife." ..................................................................................................... Release Schedule: Chapters will be posted Monday through Thursday (Mon/Tue/Wed/Thu) Thank you and enjoy the read! Also consider reading the extra chapters on my Patreon, patreon.com/KnittedTurtle This story is only available on RoyalRoad, Scribblehub, and Webnovel. If you find it anywhere else, please reach out to me. Thank you.