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(Chapters 1-16 Rewritten - youtu.be/P4M4I5iswsc) I died prematurely in the least cliché way possible... Vaporized as a result of a powerful and fantastic nuclear explosion! How cool, right? But that was only the prologue of my adventure... I was reincarnated in the world of My Hero Academia as the little brother of the protagonist with a wonderful and terrifying quirk of intelligence. With great power comes great responsibility… Hah! Boring! I will use the power of my twisted imagination to have a lot of fun in this world by unleashing chaos around me while I enjoy the show eating popcorn. Sometimes a child just wants to see the world burn... A fantastic giant robot! A really cool lightsaber! Robotic tentacles! Anything my twisted mind can imagine! I'll build it! And I plan to have a lot of fun in the process! So I became the youngest S-Rank Villain in the world, created an evil organization for my amusement, and as if that wasn't enough… I completely altered the plot for my personal benefit. And the best of all! No one suspects that Izuku Midoriya's innocent and charismatic little brother is really the mastermind behind all this chaos! “I am Child Emperor! And this world will become my playground!” I exclaimed happily, raising my fists in the air in front of a terrified crowd of heroes and villains. "HAIL HYDRA!" I exclaimed defiantly from atop a gigantic combat robot as a crooked smile spread across my face. Something tells me there will be no school tomorrow... Hehe. (Currently publishing on Webnovel and Wattpad) Images and gifs are included in the story. Videos are available on the YouTube channel: EmperorTube.

Jinli Yu is a regular 22 years old student, single , no boyfriend since birth. Her reasons? It's very simple, she is a hardcore rotten fujoshi who loves to ship boys with each other. She was pulling all the nighter reading her favorite BL books. One day , while she was on her way to school,she found an injured little cat, Jinli put it inside her bag until a newly opened BL Bookstore caught her attention. She was very delighted exploring what's inside. Jinli was busy scanning the books when the cat suddenly escaped her bag, she followed it quietly to avoid gaining attention. The cat led her to a secret staircase. It was a BL Portal! "Ow! My head hurts! What happened to me? Why is it so dark?" BEHOLD! WELCOME TO THE BL WORLD! "Umm? Who are you?" I AM DICCU! THE HOMEWRECKER SYSTEM! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR DESTINY! Jinli Yu was transmigrated into the BL world as a homewrecker! Can she handle the mission!! A fujoshi being a homewrecker between a boy's love? Will she finally experience having a lightsaber thing? Let's find out!! Hello!! Your author Yohan here! I am here again, writing another transmigration novel! Please expect some: -comedy scenes -expect the unexpected -different twist -exciting story line Thank you so much!! Have fun reading it! Let's talk! Discord: @Yohan#6080 Cover not mine, credits to the rightful owner

Power-hungry MC? Check! Evil MC? Check! Pervert MC? Check! Harem? Check! What? You are still here? Go read the damn story! ************************** This is my first time writing a story. Also English is not my first language. As for grammar? What's that? Is it eatable?

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.

Writing a synopsis isn't my strong suit, so I'll give you a rundown of what the story is about: A guy is reborn into the MCU with access to the Force. He also has access to all the Lightsaber combat forms, the unarmed combat forms and the knowledge needed to strengthen his connection with the Force and his control with it. He'll be a Grey Jedi, so he'll use equal parts of the Light and Dark sides of the Force. He'll also at some point awaken a Mutant power but that won't be a focus and will be more to shore up any weaknesses he has (it'll pretty much give him a physical buff that will tide him over until he gets his hands on a serum of some kind). He's also been transmigrated into the body of a kid who's a part of a VERY rich family. A completely OC family, of course, but a rich one nonetheless.

A Star Wars Story × {Fan-Fiction}. The Re-Awakened Palpatin Lost by the hands of young heroes, the Definite fall of the Empire was determined and unstoppable. The Scattered Army of the Emperor ran away as their course to nowhere became reality. It was certain this time; The Empire Lost! 11 years went by and when peace had become a fighting routine, a girl who had nothing to lose fought everyday for the next day. Living in extreme poverty, she wished for a new hope. As such, she stumbled on the rare chronicals of Lord Siths lost during the war 11 years ago. Facing the end of the route, she instructed herself into the Evil Path Lightsaber Arts. Her name, Valkyrae. And She would Later be known as The Infamous; The Harbinger of Death: The Lord Sith Val.

Shortly after Order 66, 17 year-old Jacob U'Tal, the padawan of Mace Windu himself, escaped Coruscant in a ship. However, after crash landing on another planet, he finds an ancient Sith Temple. Upon entering the temple, he finds multiple Kyber Crystals and a Sith Lightsaber. He also stumbles upon a strange device, which activates and opens a gateway to a new world. Upon stepping through the gateway, it closes behind him, leaving him trapped in astange world. Eventually, he finds out that this is the world of Remnant, in a universe with no Sith, no Jedi, no Clone Wars... and no Order 66. His exceptional combat abilities eventually catches the attention of Professor Ozpin, who proposes that Jacob attend Beacon academy. He eagerly accepts, as he has nowhere else to go. Some time after being accepted, he finds out that the force lies within a certain group of individuals in the academy. He agrees to train them in the ways of the force, in hopes of establishing Remnant's very own Jedi Order.

Mc wants Salter as his maid... A hot stepmother... And a harem.. Oh, and Mash the cockblock won't be cockblocking our Mc.

Michelle Dy was the epitome of a perfect lady. Beautiful, pure, chaste, modest, and refined. All her life, she lived in conformance to what society demanded of her. Well, at least that’s the image she has projected to everyone. Behind closed doors though. She was a real pervert. Every night, she either read smut novels, or watched porn. It became her nightly ritual that she would not be able to sleep if she doesn’t do that and masturbate while doing so. Then one night, she read a novel with such godly smut scenes that for every chapter that has smut she would be so horny that she felt much obliged to make herself orgasm over and over. Short to say, she overdid it, and her soul left her body literally. She was pronounced dead at 24, single since birth, and to her utter horror, a virgin, unless you count the rather small dildo she has been using. So, what happened after? Her soul went for judgement to the Assessors of Maat. However, her soul can’t go to heaven, but they also don’t want to send her to hell. Since the Assessors found her interesting, they gave her a chance to go to heaven. -- Archangel Samael has sinned and was judged by the heavens to repent. His punishment? He will have to live 3 lifetimes living a celibate life. He will be given 5 chances and if he fails, his wings will be taken away from him and he shall never enter the gates of heaven again. Since the gods wanted some entertainment, unknown to him, they sent him to be reborn as a fictional character in R-18 novels. -- Telling her that since Transmigration was the trend, they will be sending her soul to 5 worlds of novels she read. Her mission in each was to find Archangel Samael, seduce him and make him fall in love with her, whichever comes first. She will be given 5 chances and she must succeed in at least 3. If she succeeds, her soul will go to heaven, if she fails, her soul will go to hell. Seems easy? Hell no. Problem was, she was always being transmigrated as the villainess without any clue who the Archangel was except that he was lofty and has angelic aura! In addition, the novels were all reverse harems making it so that there were too many males to consider! Still, she was excited. This was her chance! Her chance to enjoy R-18 experience!

Joining WPC :D The Era of Magic and Technology, the era in which Machina, a former game developer was reincarnated to. It has been two years since he came into this parallel world. Mech, Mage, Flying on a broom, spaceships, Real Magic, lightsabers, Things that Machina had only seen in movies and anime existed here. Life was great here, lives of humans have become easier, many lived in happiness and peace. That was the other side of the coin. On the other side, behind this peace and happiness were endless wars, poverty, and suffering, it was truly the dirty nature of humans that tainted this world, even with the threat of beings called Outer Gods. Humans never stopped killing each other. Machina lived on the dirty side of the coin, even with the privileged of a Reincarnator, Machina had to venture to the junk city which where the Arvan Kingdom dumps theirs trashes. Here the smell of oil, sh*t, trash, and rusting metal was mixed together. And this is also where his legend starts