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PORN ST@R

Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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starchy sausage manufacturer
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2025-01-06 01:49
The relevant information about the manufacturer of starchy sausage could be obtained from the search results. The following conclusions: - Shandong Fuyu Food Co., Ltd. was a well-known manufacturer of starchy sausages. On March 18th, the company conducted a live broadcast of the production of starchy sausage in the factory, showing the relevant test report, confirming that the starchy sausage was not added with chicken bone paste. In addition, the company also disclosed the factory and production equipment, and introduced the production process in detail. - Henan Kaikai Food Co., Ltd. was also a manufacturer of starchy sausages. The company said in a statement that the raw materials and finished products of its products did not contain bone paste and met national food safety standards. In summary, Shandong Fuyu Food Co., Ltd. and Henan Kaikai Food Co., Ltd. were two starchy sausage manufacturers.
The Final Ending of Fish Sausage
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2024-12-24 20:47
Yu Chang was finally killed by Long Bo in the novel " The Twelve Hours of Chang 'an ". Long Bo ordered Yuchang to press the mechanism to blow up the lamp house, but Yuchang unknowingly triggered the mechanism, causing him to be blown up. The reason why Dragon Wave did this was because he was worried that he would not be able to control the fish intestines. In order to avoid being killed by the fish intestines in the future, he chose to strike first. Therefore, the ending of the fish intestines was death.
Shuanghui Sandwiched Ham Sausage
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2024-12-24 12:01
Shuanghui Sandwiched Ham Sausage was a ham sausage product produced by Shuanghui. We can learn that Shuanghui produces a variety of flavors and packaging of sandwich ham sausages, such as tender sandwiches, delicious sandwiches, etc. These ham sausages could be used to make hot pots, stir-fried vegetables, burgers, and many other foods. The specific product specifications and prices could be found on the shopping website.
Original work: Fish Sausage
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2024-12-21 16:15
In the original novel," Chang 'an Twelve Hours," Yuchang was a male character who liked to wear women's clothes. He was a man of mysterious origins. He looked a little feminine and liked to wear women's clothes. After he was saved by Dragon Wave, he promised to do ten things for him to repay his kindness. In the book, Yuchang was not a subordinate of Dragon Wave. Although he could help him, he did not completely obey Dragon Wave. However, in the TV series, Yuchang was played by an actress. She looked like a man, but she still retained her female heart. Therefore, the sex of the fish intestines in the original novel was male.
What are the Sausage Top Stories?
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2024-12-11 04:09
Well, 'Sausage Top Stories' might be a brand - specific or local thing. Maybe it's a series of tales from a place known for its sausages. For example, in some German regions famous for bratwurst, these could be stories about the best bratwurst makers, their secret recipes, and how their sausages became so popular. It could also involve stories about sausage - eating competitions or festivals dedicated to sausages.
Is there a scary story about sausage?
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2024-11-12 12:46
Yes. There was a story where a sausage in a butcher's shop seemed normal during the day. But at night, it would start to glow and make spooky noises. People were afraid to enter the shop after dark because of that strange sausage.
Celebrating the Years of the Fish Sausage Project
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2024-12-21 17:24
The Yu Chang Qing Yu Chang Plan was a plan that Fan Jian needed a large sum of money to support the Jiangnan Ming family. Fan Xian mentioned that because of the problem with the smuggling route in the north, the Northern Qi court had seized all the goods, causing the Ming family to need to return the palace treasury silver. At the same time, they also needed to have an account. Thus, Fan Xian needed the Sun and Xiong families to provide a large amount of silver to support the Ming family. The details of the plan were not mentioned.
Who created the 'watch sausage story'?
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2024-11-29 05:34
I have no idea who created the 'watch sausage story'. It could be an individual with a passion for sausages or a creative storyteller in a local community.
What is the 'watch sausage story' about?
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2024-11-29 04:00
There's not enough information to really know what this 'watch sausage story' entails. It might be a children's story where sausages are characters, or it could be a story about making sausages from the perspective of someone watching the process. For example, it could be about a family tradition of making sausages during a certain holiday and the memories associated with watching that process over the years.
Tell me the 'twins sausage story'.
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2024-11-15 11:28
I'm not sure specifically what the 'twins sausage story' is. It could be a unique story made up in a certain family, community or by an individual. Maybe it's about two sausages that are somehow related like twins, perhaps they were made at the same time, or they have some special features that make them like twins in the context of the story.
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