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The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)
4.5
24 Chs
Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.
4.7
464 Chs
Amalgam Darth Vader/Snape(HP, Star Wars)(In process of being rewrite!)

Amalgam Darth Vader/Snape(HP, Star Wars)(In process of being rewrite!)

Warning!  Those of you who are thinking of reading this, know that this story is in the process of being rewritten, if you want to provide ideas, comments or whatever you want to see in this story go to the last chapter ‘Rewrite! Requests for reviews and amendments!’ to comment please. (World: Harry Potter - Marauders Era) What if 16 year old Severus Snape had been influenced by more than the dark arts and the loss of Lily. If Severus had been reached by a being from a galaxy far, far away. What if Anakin Skywalker or rather, Darth Vader had died when he was left burning by Obi-Wan? What would happen if only his physical body dies but he remains stranded between the Force and the world of the living because he is the son of the midi-chlorians. What would happen if he feels that a living being is being attacked by the dark side of the Force and decides to intervene. And seeing the opportunity to return to the world of the living, he decides to take this opportunity. And if he were to unite his being with the other person, that would trigger the resurrection of Darth Vader and a new Severus. Time plays a trick on his life .The future, the past and the present get mixed up. (Time-Travel) What does Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have to do with all this? A FF in which you will have romance, action, drama, magic. And two people who do not belong to the magical world of Britain in 1976, but still go ahead and seek to live their lives and improve the lives of others in their way to end the Dark Lord who threatens the lives of all. This is a Fanfic that only focuses on the canonical world of Harry Potter and Star Wars, with same things of Wednesday/ The Addams Family(1964). All the previous past of Severus and the other characters of HP in the story is canonical, it will only vary and change once Severus starts to change and use his new knowledge. Snape/Vader, will have a great intellect, talent and creativity for magic and de Force as described in the canon, all this added to his new knowledge, he will be powerful, but it will take quite some time to be as powerful as Voldemort, Dumbledor, Darth Sidious, Yoda or other wizards, Jedis and Sith of that caliber. There is not much canonical information about the 1970s in HP, so to make Severus have a past as canonical as possible I used all the canonical information about the 1970s and only added information to the blanks left by the canon, so the plot of Severus' past would be as canonical as possible, it may change a little bit due to my intervention in the blanks, but in short, the general trend of Severus' past does not change and the small trend may change. You can read this Fanfic also in: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14133981/1/Darth-Vader-as-Severus-Snape Disclaimer: The original content of the Star Wars, The Addams Family, Wednesday or Harry Potter characters, books or movies do not belong to me. All belong to their respective creators and owners. I stated that I do not own the rights to anything other than the FF idea.
4.2
89 Chs
Becoming God of a Dystopian World

Becoming God of a Dystopian World

'Welcome to the New Era' Waking up in an unfamiliar world, Zhao Luo realized the changes in his body. In this distorted world, the lands that Zhao Luo once knew of, have changed into mountain ranges and every range has a Sect while the sect leader has all the power and control over the surrounding mountains. Zhao Luo's simple life as a traveler had already ended the moment he was trapped in a sleeping capsule. Now his goal is to become the strongest and reign supreme in this new world to achieve his ultimate goal of becoming a God. • Zhao Luo's potential attracts the attention of a mysterious old man. "Master, you are an Emperor, Emperor of Gods?" Becoming the Disciple of this old man turned out to be a blessing for him. • Receiving his master's most treasured books lets him meet even more incredible personalities. "What? The egos of the Ancient Emperas are overseeing my growth?" • Continuing on the path to rise to the top in the Xin Sect, Zhao Luo finds a Fist Technique. "Oh, he trained for 78 years to master this? But It only took me 4 days ^.^" Zhao Luo's journey will bring him to the top as he crushes down his enemies, and make friends with unusual characters, each with a background of his own. "She is mine." Going against one of the three Royal families, just for the sake of his beloved, this journey is filled with everything you need. ------- -------- -------- ---------- ------- Hazardous Gold Tier Winner of WFP#28 Every type of comment/s or meme/s on the chapter will be welcomed with open arms anPepepepe gif, so I can interact with everyone while laughing at them later on! Even though the novel is dying down but I want to end it one day and take the mc to his rightful place. The art is not mine. In case you want to contact me regarding anything related to my novels, feel free to do so. A work of Fiction by a Fictional character. Discord: https://discord.gg/8aMxzfBkRx This is The BEST discord Channel Ever ( bait ) For PM, Discord @The_Fake_God#9636 Instagram: @webnovel_t_f_g
4.8
299 Chs
Maniac Mops the Multiverse

Maniac Mops the Multiverse

Lucas is killed by the world's most dangerous serial killer. He enters the afterlife and meets a goddess. She provides him with a way and a system.  The way is to travel the multiverse and the system is a tool used for convenience by him.  Roaming the multiverse, giving green hats to all the stupid protagonists, and creating a harem, these are the one of the many things he does. Journey along Lucas, the Maniac, and watch as he traverses the multiverse to become the universe's strongest and creates a world for himself later to live in peacefully with his harem, friends, and family. ___________ Read my Original novel: Vampire's Slice Of Life on app or the web through the following link: https://webnovel.com/book/vampire's-slice-of-life_22401553205013705 ___________ [Warning: This fanfic contains incest. Reader discretion is advised.] Expect a lot of smut, lots and lots of it. But don't worry, there will just be as much plot in it apart from the usual 'Plot' to keep you hooked. Read this and join the dark side. We've got cookies, milfs and their milk ;) This novel will contain many genres of hanime except for R*pe, Netorare, Netorase, and other extremely dark genres like scat, and other stuff. No Yaoi.  No Yuri. Netori may be there. A novel made for the men of culture, for culture, with culture. ___________ Read 20 chapters ahead on Patreon: Patreon.com/SocialHippo PayPal: PayPal.me/authorhippo (@authorhippo)  Join the Discord to talk to me and for character pictures, memes, and other stuff. https://discord.gg/RBhAbVAvnN  [Temporary link: discord.gg/socialhippo] [The cover art is not mine. Feel free to ask me to take it down, if it belongs to you.]
4.6
38 Chs
What are the common themes in Leia and Anakin fanfiction?
1 answer
2024-10-27 11:03
The idea of legacy is also prevalent. As Anakin was a very powerful Jedi - turned - Sith and Leia is a strong figure in the Rebel Alliance, their combined legacy is a rich area for fanfiction. Writers might explore how Leia could inherit some of Anakin's skills or how she could redefine the Skywalker legacy in a positive light.
What could happen when Leia meets Anakin in fanfiction?
1 answer
2024-11-05 20:29
Well, in the fanfiction, Leia meeting Anakin could also result in a power struggle within the Force. Since both are strong in the Force, there could be a kind of tug - of - war between their different understandings of it. Anakin, with his past experiences, might try to guide Leia in a way that she doesn't immediately trust. But over time, they could learn from each other and perhaps even form an alliance against a common threat that emerges in the fanfiction.
Can you recommend some good Leia and Anakin fanfiction?
1 answer
2024-10-27 20:25
There's also 'Leia and Anakin: A New Connection'. This fanfiction focuses on how Anakin's Force presence affects Leia, even though they never really interacted directly in the original movies. It's a fascinating take on the potential influence Anakin could have had on Leia's journey.
What would a fanfic about Anakin raising Luke and Leia be like?
1 answer
2024-11-08 00:18
In such a fanfic, Anakin would probably be a very protective father. He knows the power his children possess, so he'd be cautious. He might start their training early, but also let them have a normal childhood. For example, they could go fishing on Naboo or explore the forests of Endor. He'd be there to guide them through their Force - related experiences, and help them understand the light and dark sides within themselves.
In 'Leia meets Anakin' fanfiction, how would their first meeting be described?
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2024-11-05 20:50
Their first meeting could be tense. Leia, with her fiery spirit, might stand defiantly in front of Anakin. Anakin, on the other hand, would be a complex figure, his past as Vader still lingering. He might look at Leia with a mix of pride (as she is his daughter) and guilt. There could be a long silence as they both size each other up, with the air thick with unspoken words.
Anakin, Padame, Luke, Leia Time Travel Fanfic: Ideas for a Plot?
1 answer
2024-10-27 03:51
In a time travel fanfic, Anakin and Padame could be sent forward in time to meet Luke and Leia. At first, they are shocked by the state of the galaxy. But then, they decide to use their knowledge of the past to help Luke and Leia in their fight against the remnants of the Empire. Anakin, having redeemed himself in this new future, could train Luke further, and Padame could offer diplomatic and strategic advice to Leia.
How is the concept of love portrayed among Anakin, Padme, Luke, and Leia in fanfic?
2 answers
2024-11-07 04:20
Often, Anakin and Padme's love in fanfic is intensified. It might show Anakin's internal struggle with the dark side while still being deeply in love with Padme. Luke's love in fanfic could be about his love for the galaxy, his friends, and his family, which might also translate into a romantic love for someone special. Leia's love could be about her strong love for her people and her planet, and this could be intertwined with her romantic love for Han Solo or other potential love interests in fanfic.
What are the common themes in Anakin, Padme, Luke, Leia, Darth Vader fanfic?
1 answer
2024-11-03 03:47
The idea of redemption is a big one. Darth Vader's redemption at the end of Return of the Jedi is a powerful moment, and fanfics often expand on this. They might explore what led to his final choice, or how his family influenced his decision. Additionally, the exploration of the Force and how it connects all these characters is another common theme. It could be about how Luke and Leia develop their Force abilities differently, or how Anakin's relationship with the Force changed over time.
Anakin, Padme, Luke and Leia Fanfiction: What are some good plot ideas?
1 answer
2024-11-02 20:01
Here's another idea. Suppose there's a threat to the galaxy that can only be stopped by using a long - lost technique that Padme knew about. Luke and Leia, with the help of Anakin's spirit, embark on a quest to find out about this technique. They face many challenges, including political intrigue and dark side threats, all while coming to terms with their family's complex history.
How would Anakin's past affect his raising of Luke and Leia in a fanfic?
2 answers
2024-11-07 23:44
His past would be a huge influence. Anakin's fall to the dark side and his experiences would make him extremely cautious. He'd be determined not to let his children go down the same path. So he might be strict about their use of the Force at times. But also, his love for Padmé would make him want to give them a loving and warm family environment.
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