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What are some good jokes with a story for kids?
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2024-12-08 01:40
There's a little mouse who was always afraid of the cat. One day, he saw the cat wearing sunglasses. He thought the cat was a new, cool mouse - friendly cat. So he went up to the cat. But of course, the cat caught him. The moral - just because someone looks different doesn't mean they've changed their nature. It's a simple story - based joke that can teach kids a little life lesson too.
What are some funny jokes short story for kids?
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2024-12-04 16:30
There is a joke. Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replies, 'Seven.' The teacher says, 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Little Johnny says, 'Seven.' The teacher, getting frustrated, asks, 'How on earth do you get seven?' Johnny says, 'Because I've already got a cat!' It's a simple and funny short story for kids.
What are some good examples of jokes that are stories for kids?
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2024-11-30 04:17
A duck walked into a bar and said, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said, 'No, we don't sell grapes here.' The duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked again, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender was a bit annoyed and said, 'No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak to the counter!' The duck left. The third day, the duck came back and asked, 'Got any nails?' The bartender said, 'No.' So the duck said, 'Good, got any grapes?' This is a fun story - joke that kids would love.
Tell me some funny jokes with a story for kids.
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2024-11-15 15:56
A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.
What are some good family friendly jokes stories for kids?
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2024-12-13 11:59
A simple one is this. A boy saw a caterpillar and asked his mom, 'Is that a worm wearing a fur coat?' His mom laughed and said, 'No, it's a caterpillar that will turn into a beautiful butterfly one day.' The boy was amazed. This kind of joke can make kids interested in nature in a fun way.
What are some good clean jokes that tell a story for kids?
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2024-12-03 12:26
Here is a nice one. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked, 'If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replied, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher was getting frustrated. 'Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Six.' The teacher said, 'Good, now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'Johnny, how do you get seven?' Johnny said, 'Because I already have a cat at home!' It's a simple story - like joke that kids can understand and find funny.
Tell me more Christmas clean jokes and stories for kids.
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2024-10-27 01:37
Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: In a small town, every Christmas the children would gather to make a big paper chain to decorate the town hall. One year, a little girl got so excited she accidentally glued her hair to the chain. Everyone had a good laugh and helped her get free. Then they all hung the chain together.
Can you share some of the best current jokes stories for kids?
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2024-12-16 17:05
Sure. Here's a kid - friendly joke. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. It's a simple riddle - like joke that kids can easily understand and find funny as it makes them think a bit about the different things in nature.
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Tell me some really funny Christmas jokes and short stories for kids.
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2024-12-14 12:20
Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.
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