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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What are as melhores graphic novels?
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2024-12-11 20:08
Well, 'Persepolis' by Marjane Satrapi is among the melhores graphic novels. It's an autobiographical work that gives a personal view of growing up in Iran during the Islamic Revolution. 'Fun Home' by Alison Bechdel is also notable. It combines family history, coming - out story, and literary references in a really interesting graphic novel format.
What are some of the melhores web novels?
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2024-11-13 00:07
One of the melhores web novels could be 'Worm'. It has a complex and engaging story with a unique take on the superhero genre. The characters are well - developed and the plot is full of twists and turns.
What are some of the melhores light novels?
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2024-11-02 18:25
Some great light novels are 'Sword Art Online'. It has an exciting story set in a virtual reality game world where players are trapped and have to fight for their survival. Another one is 'Overlord'. The story follows a powerful wizard who gets transported into a game world and his adventures there as he tries to rule it. And 'Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World' is also popular. It features a unique concept of the protagonist dying and restarting his journey in a fantasy world over and over again.
Can you recommend melhores graphic novels for beginners?
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2024-12-11 17:34
For beginners, 'Dog Man' by Dav Pilkey is really popular. It's humorous and has a simple plot that kids (and even some adults) find really funny. The pictures are big and bold, making it easy to follow. Also, 'Amulet' by Kazu Kibuishi is a good choice. It has a fantasy - based story with great world - building and art that can introduce new readers to the world of graphic novels.
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2024-11-13 03:44
You can start by looking at popular web novel platforms like Royal Road or Webnovel. They have a wide range of novels, and you can often find highly rated ones which might be among the melhores. Also, check out user reviews and comments to get an idea of which ones are really good.
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2024-11-02 13:01
You can start by checking out online bookstores like Amazon. They have a wide selection of light novels and often have customer reviews to help you decide. Another way is to visit anime and manga - related forums. People there are usually really into light novels and can recommend some good ones. You could also follow some well - known light novel reviewers on social media platforms.
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2024-10-20 21:58
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