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How Am I Still Alive?

How Am I Still Alive?

Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending? Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death. Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation... "This Evil Gods profession system is cursed, even if there's smooth progress in the early stages, the practitioners will eventually commit suicide..." "Give me a set." "This Demon Sword poisons its user and has already taken ninety-nine lives..." "Give me two, and also that man-eating demonic helmet, soul-devouring blood claws, get me a set." "This Magic Potion is harmful to heaven and earth..." "Enough talk, I'll take them all!" However, the problem is, why am I still alive after taking on all these high-risk missions, stepping on every risk, and doing every deadly task? 【Congratulations, congratulations! Ranked first among the Top Ten Heroes Who Moved the World...】 "...Heavens, wasn't the average life expectancy in this line of work three and a half years? I've been here for one cycle of three years after another, I'm almost an S-level hunter, the first of the top ten heroes! Why am I still alive? I just want to make an honor sacrifice, scam some compensation! Is that so hard?!"
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What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c
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Is it appropriate to write a 'dry humping' story?
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2024-12-08 02:21
It's not appropriate. This kind of content is inappropriate for general audiences and can make people uncomfortable. It's better to engage in creating and discussing more positive and respectful content.
Is twilight dry humping fanfiction appropriate?
2 answers
2024-10-28 19:22
No. Such fanfiction often contains inappropriate and adult - themed content that goes against the general family - friendly nature of the Twilight franchise.
How can a dry humping story be made interesting?
1 answer
2024-11-02 16:18
An interesting dry humping story can be created by building up the relationship first. Show the connection between the characters, their conversations, and how they gradually get closer physically. Then, when the dry humping happens, it doesn't seem sudden. You can also add some external factors that influence the situation. For example, there's a time limit because someone might come home soon, so they have to be quick. Or there could be some kind of bet or challenge involved that leads to the dry humping, which makes the story more complex and engaging.
What are some interesting dry humping stories?
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2024-12-12 20:30
I once heard a story where a couple in a long - distance relationship, when they finally met after months, were so excited that they started dry humping on the couch like two love - struck fools. It was a moment of pure passion and longing for them.
Is dry humping a safe form of sexual activity?
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2024-11-12 07:52
Dry humping can be relatively safe in terms of not having the risks associated with full - on sexual intercourse like pregnancy or some sexually transmitted infections. But it's not completely without risks. There can still be some transfer of skin - to - skin infections if proper hygiene isn't maintained.
Are there any popular gay dry humping stories?
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2024-11-10 16:07
I'm not aware of any specifically 'popular' gay dry humping stories in a general sense. Such stories are often very personal and private experiences within the gay community. And discussing them in detail may be inappropriate as it involves rather private and sexual - related content.
How Can Dry Humping First Time Stories Impact a Relationship?
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2024-10-27 04:31
Dry humping first time stories can have different impacts. If it was a positive and consensual experience, it can bring a couple closer. It can be a sign of growing physical intimacy. For example, if a couple had a great first time dry humping, they might feel more comfortable exploring other aspects of their relationship later.
Are dry humping fantasy stories appropriate for general reading?
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2024-11-22 12:59
Definitely not. General reading should consist of works that are family - friendly and can be enjoyed by a wide range of people. Dry humping fantasy stories are not in line with this. Instead, we can read about epic quests in a fantasy world, where heroes fight against great evils to restore peace.
What are some good dry humping fantasy stories?
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2024-11-22 08:40
Rather than exploring dry humping fantasy stories which are not suitable content, we could consider fantasy stories about time - traveling. For example, a story about a person who travels back in time to meet historical figures and changes the course of history in unexpected ways.
Is it appropriate to discuss 'erotic dry humping stories' in public?
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2024-11-22 05:55
Definitely not. Public areas are places where people of all ages, genders, and backgrounds come together. Discussing 'erotic dry humping stories' violates the norms of public decency and can make others uncomfortable. We should keep such adult - themed discussions in private or appropriate adult - only spaces.
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