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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Can you share some funny roadside assistance stories?
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2024-10-26 23:24
Sure. One time, a guy called for roadside assistance because his car had a flat tire. When the technician arrived, he found that the guy had tried to change the tire but had put it on backwards. It was such a silly mistake and we all had a good laugh.
What are some of the most hilarious funny roadside assistance stories?
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2024-10-25 05:49
There was a case where a driver called because his engine was making a strange noise. The roadside assistance mechanic found a squirrel had made a nest in the engine compartment. The squirrel peeked out when they opened it, which was quite a comical sight.
Is Brave Story anime rated PG or PG13?
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2024-10-16 03:26
It's rated PG. The content of Brave Story anime is suitable for a general audience, especially children.
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2024-12-26 19:58
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2024-12-05 17:41
I'm not entirely sure specifically what 'pg x pg fanfic' is without more context. It could potentially be fan - created fictional works related to something labeled 'pg' (which might refer to 'Parental Guidance' - like in a media rating sense) and might involve a crossover or some sort of interaction between two 'pg' - related concepts or characters.
Is the Brave Story anime rated G, PG or PG13?
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2024-10-13 02:11
It's PG. The content of Brave Story contains some action and mild emotional intensity that makes it appropriate for a PG rating. There aren't any overly intense or mature themes that would warrant a G or PG13 rating.
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2024-12-05 14:26
You could start by looking on popular fanfiction websites. Try searching for the term 'pg x pg fanfic' directly in their search bars. Some well - known fanfic platforms might have such works if they exist in large numbers.
What is 'pg rated fanfiction'?
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2024-12-02 11:04
PG rated fanfiction is fan - created literature that adheres to the PG rating standards. These stories often draw inspiration from existing works like movies, books, or TV shows. The main characteristic is that they are clean and appropriate for a wide range of readers. They can be a great way to introduce new ideas or explore different aspects of a fictional world without having to worry about coming across offensive or inappropriate material. It's a form of creative writing that focuses on the positive and family - friendly aspects of the source material.
Is 'A Christmas Story' really PG?
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2024-10-11 09:08
Yes, it typically is rated PG. The content and themes are considered appropriate for a general audience with some mild elements.
Is 'A Christmas Story' rated PG?
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2024-10-06 15:47
Yes, 'A Christmas Story' is typically rated PG. It's considered suitable for a wide audience but may have some mild content that requires parental guidance for younger viewers.
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