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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Analysis of'retsu unohana x reader fanfic'
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2024-11-20 10:45
A'retsu unohana x reader fanfic' is likely to be a fan - made story where the character Retsu Unohana has an interaction or relationship with the reader. It could involve various scenarios, such as the reader being in the Bleach universe and encountering Unohana. The fanfic might explore different aspects of Unohana's character, like her calm and collected nature, her skills as a healer and a fighter. It could also be a romantic story, with the reader falling in love with Unohana or vice versa. There are many ways to approach this type of fanfic in terms of plot, character development, and the overall mood.
What Makes a Good Bleach Retsu Unohana Fanfic?
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2024-12-02 16:21
A good one often has a deep understanding of Unohana's character. It should capture her complex personality, her skills as a healer and a fighter. For example, it could show how she balances her gentle side with her fierce combat abilities.
What could be the plot of 'naruto son of retsu unohana fanfiction'?
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2024-12-09 14:06
Well, it could be about Naruto having a secret heritage as the son of Retsu Unohana. Maybe he discovers some unique powers that come from this heritage. For example, he could inherit some of Unohana's healing abilities along with his own ninja skills, which would make him an even more formidable fighter and a valuable asset to the village.
Who are the potential characters in 'naruto son of retsu unohana fanfiction'?
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2024-12-07 22:10
Obviously Naruto and Retsu Unohana would be central characters. Sasuke could also be there, and his reaction to Naruto's new identity would be interesting. Kakashi might play a role as Naruto's mentor, guiding him through the confusion of his new heritage. There could also be some characters from the Soul Society if the fanfiction decides to incorporate more of the Bleach elements, like Byakuya who could have some sort of interaction with Naruto regarding Unohana.
Bleach Retsu Unohana Fanfic: Where to Find the Best Ones?
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2024-12-02 04:53
Some Tumblr blogs dedicated to 'Bleach' may also share or recommend good Unohana fanfics. You can search for tags like #Bleach #UnohanaRetsu #Fanfic. Additionally, joining 'Bleach' - related forums or communities where fans discuss and share their favorite works could lead you to some great Unohana fanfics.
What are the common themes in'retsu unohana x reader fanfic'?
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2024-11-20 13:11
One common theme could be self - discovery. As the reader interacts with Unohana, they might learn more about themselves. Another theme is friendship. Even if the relationship isn't romantic, a deep friendship can be formed. Also, the theme of power and skill is likely, as Unohana is very powerful. The reader might be inspired to become stronger or learn from her skills.
What are the common themes in retsu unohana x oc fanfic?
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2024-10-31 19:01
One common theme is the exploration of an unlikely relationship. Since one is an established character (retsu unohana) and the other is an original creation (oc), the fanfic often delves into how they meet and interact. Another theme could be the oc's growth with the influence of unohana. For example, the oc might learn about healing or combat skills from her.
What are Some Possible Plots for a Retsu Unohana, Yachiru Kusajishi and OC Fanfic?
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2024-11-17 10:33
A possible plot is a time - travel plot. The OC accidentally travels back in time to when Unohana was younger and more wild. Yachiru is also there in this different time period. The OC has to adapt to this new era in Soul Society while also trying to figure out how to get back to their own time. Unohana, in her younger self, is more impulsive and the OC has to deal with that version of her. Yachiru is still as energetic as ever, and together they have many escapades in the past.
A Fanfic about Retsu Unohana and Yachiru Kusajishi with an OC: What Could it Be Like?
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2024-11-17 08:33
It could be a story full of adventure. Maybe the OC is a new recruit in Soul Society. Retsu Unohana, with her calm and composed nature, could be a mentor to the OC. Yachiru Kusajishi, being her energetic self, might drag the OC into some light - hearted but dangerous situations. The OC could learn a great deal about combat and the ways of Soul Society from Unohana, while having a lot of fun and crazy experiences with Yachiru.
Can you recommend some good retsu unohana x oc fanfic?
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2024-10-31 16:42
There are various places to find retsu unohana x oc fanfic. One option is Archive of Our Own (AO3). You can simply search for 'retsu unohana x oc' on their website, and it will show you a list of available fanfics. Another way is to check some anime - related fanfic forums where fans might share their works on this pairing.
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