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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Who is Jocasta in 'Jocasta Kiss Me First'?
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2024-11-07 04:26
Without more context, it's difficult to determine exactly who Jocasta is in 'Jocasta Kiss Me First'. She could be a fictional character created for a story, perhaps a protagonist with her own motives and desires.
Is there a special meaning of 'big melons' in the Queen Jocasta story?
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2024-11-30 01:12
No, in the traditional Queen Jocasta story from Greek mythology, there is no meaning for 'big melons'. The story is about the tragic relationship between Jocasta and Oedipus.
What is the back story of 'Jocasta Kiss Me First'?
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2024-11-07 10:17
I'm not sure specifically about a work titled 'Jocasta Kiss Me First'. It could be a relatively unknown or very specific piece in a certain genre like a play, a short story or even a song. Maybe it's about a character named Jocasta who has some kind of significant relationship where the 'kiss me first' moment is crucial. Without more context, it's hard to say precisely.
What story does Jocasta tell in the Oedipus tale?
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2024-10-17 09:11
Jocasta tells the story of Laius' death and how it was supposed to have been at the hands of robbers.
What story does Jocasta tell in the Oedipus myth?
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2024-10-17 07:00
Jocasta tells the story of Laius' murder and how an oracle predicted that the killer would be her son.
Are there any family - friendly resorts in Mexico?
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2024-12-11 23:28
There are quite a few. One of them is the Iberostar Paraiso Lindo. It has beautiful beaches where families can relax together. There are also different sports facilities like tennis courts and mini - golf. The all - inclusive package usually includes a variety of food options that can satisfy different tastes in the family. Plus, they often organize family - oriented events in the evenings.
What are the proper etiquettes in nudist resorts?
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2024-12-11 11:07
Well, maintaining good hygiene is crucial. Take regular showers and keep your personal items clean. And when interacting with others, use polite language and positive body language. Don't make any inappropriate comments about others' bodies. It's a place to celebrate the human form in a respectful manner.
What are some popular activities at resorts?
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2024-12-07 04:29
Many resorts offer spa services. Guests can enjoy massages, facials, and other body treatments to relax and rejuvenate. Additionally, resorts usually organize cultural activities such as local dance or music shows, which allow guests to experience the local culture. Some resorts also have hiking or nature trails for those who like to explore the outdoors.
Stories of workers in resorts: What are their daily routines?
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2024-12-07 11:15
Resort workers usually start their day early. For example, those in housekeeping need to clean rooms before guests wake up. They make beds, change towels, and tidy up the rooms. Workers in the kitchen start preparing breakfast items. Waitstaff set up tables and get ready to serve guests. Groundskeepers ensure the resort's gardens and outdoor areas are clean and presentable.
Are there any heartwarming stories from nudist resorts?
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2024-11-24 02:31
Yes, there are. For instance, there was a story about a group at a nudist resort who organized a fundraiser for a local charity. Despite being in a nudist environment, they came together with a common goal. They held various events like a nudist art auction and a clothing - optional run to raise money. It showed that the nudist community can be as socially conscious and caring as any other community.
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