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Help! The Frosty Noble’s Son Is in Love With Me!

Help! The Frosty Noble’s Son Is in Love With Me!

# 1v1 # HAPPYENDING # DIMENSIONAL # NOBILITY Qu Fulan transmigrated into a historical fiction novel titled ‘The Noble Daughter Falls from Grace’. She was now the female lead, who was reduced from nobility to another noble's handmaiden as her family went through hard times. Having learned the plot of the story and obtained a pocket dimension, she quickly set three objectives for herself. One: Evolving from a maid who only did menial tasks into a vital retainer Two: Reclaim her slave contract Three: Earn enough money to fill her pocket dimension With all three objectives complete, she happily took her slave contract and left without a word to her former master. Nonetheless, the guards stopped her at the gates. "You cannot leave, madam." Qu Fulan was dumbstruck. "What did you call me?" "Madam," the guard replied. "You cannot leave as you have accepted the marriage certificate." Qu Fulan promptly took the slave contract out of her backpack, and was almost blinded by the two words gleaming brightly on the sheet: Marriage Certificate! *** Mr. Pei had never suffered any defeats in life, but seemed to repeatedly suffer setbacks after falling in love with this woman. Setback one: Everyone said that ladies loved white peonies, so he bought her some... Only to find out that she preferred to walk in the snow while looking at flowering plums. Setback two: Everyone said that ladies must never be spoiled, and would get flustered if you cold-shoulder them for days... But he got flustered before she did. Setback three: After going to great lengths and finally making him fall for her, it turns out that she preferred managing businesses!
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PORN ST@R

PORN ST@R

Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is Frosty the Snowman a True Story?
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2024-10-06 05:49
No, Frosty the Snowman is not a true story. It's a fictional and beloved Christmas character created for entertainment.
Tell me a frosty christmas story.
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2024-12-14 21:39
Once upon a time, on a frosty Christmas morning, little Timmy woke up to find his small town covered in a thick layer of snow. The rooftops were like white caps and the trees were glittering with ice. He quickly put on his warmest clothes and ran outside. His nose turned red immediately from the cold. He met his friends at the park and they decided to build the biggest snowman ever. They rolled three large snowballs and used stones for the eyes, a carrot for the nose, and an old hat and scarf to dress it up. It was a wonderful frosty Christmas day filled with laughter and fun.
What is the origin story of Frosty the Snowman?
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2024-11-22 16:27
The origin story of Frosty the Snowman is that he was brought to life by a magical silk hat. Children built a snowman and when they placed the hat on it, Frosty came alive. He was a jolly snowman who loved to have fun with the kids.
Tell the full story of Frosty the Snowman.
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2024-11-12 11:27
Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul. He was made by some children on a cold winter day. They used a corncob pipe, a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal. As soon as the old silk hat was placed on his head, Frosty came to life. He began to dance around and play with the children. But the sun was hot that day, and Frosty knew he had to get to a colder place. So he led the children on a journey, all while being chased by a magician who wanted his magic hat back. In the end, Frosty had to leave but promised to return every year.
Tell the dark story of Frosty the Snowman.
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2024-11-04 20:23
One dark version of the Frosty the Snowman story could be that Frosty was actually a lonely soul trapped in the form of a snowman. He was created by a child's innocent wish, but as he came to life, he realized he was an outcast in the world of the living. Every time the sun shone, he felt his existence threatened, knowing that he would eventually melt away and return to nothingness. His jolly exterior was just a facade to hide his inner despair.
What is the story behind Frosty the Snowman?
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2024-10-16 13:21
Frosty is a magical snowman who comes to life when a hat is placed on his head. He has adventures and spreads joy during the winter season.
How old is the story of Frosty the Snowman?
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2024-10-04 15:15
Frosty the Snowman's story has been around for a significant amount of time. It became popular in the past and has remained a cherished tale over the years.
What are the key elements in a frosty christmas story?
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2024-12-14 20:08
The contrast between the cold outside and the warmth inside, whether it's the warmth of a fireplace, a hot drink or the love and togetherness of family and friends. This contrast often forms the heart of a frosty Christmas story.
What is the real story behind Frosty the Snowman?
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2024-12-02 17:05
Frosty the Snowman's real story is about a jolly snow creation. Legend has it that he was made by children who were out playing in the snow. That magical hat was the key to his animation. He danced and played with the kids, bringing joy to their winter day. Sadly, like all snowmen, his time was limited by the approaching warmth. However, his story has been passed down and has become a beloved part of Christmas folklore.
What is the plot of Frosty the Snowman original story?
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2024-11-15 19:38
Well, the original Frosty the Snowman story goes like this. Some kids were having fun in the snow and they made this snowman. They added those cute little features to it like the pipe and the nose. And then, poof! Magic happened and Frosty was alive. He danced around with the kids. But he knew he couldn't stay long as the sun was a threat. So he had to make a run for it to somewhere cooler before he melted away.
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