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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is 'Kono Subarashii Translated Light Novel' suitable for beginners in light novels?
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2024-11-26 18:40
The characters in 'Kono Subarashii Translated Light Novel' are quite vivid and unique. Their personalities are well - developed, and the humor in the story can be easily understood by beginners. Also, the plot is not overly complicated at the start, allowing new readers to get used to the light novel format gradually. For example, the main character's initial goals and the challenges he faces are presented in a straightforward manner.
Where can I find 'Kono Subarashii Translated Light Novel'?
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2024-11-26 15:13
You can try looking for it on some well - known online book platforms like Amazon or Barnes & Noble. They often have a wide selection of translated light novels.
What is special about 'kono subarashii sekai ni light novel'?
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2024-11-06 07:08
Well, it often has unique and engaging storylines. The characters are usually well - developed, with their own quirks and growth arcs throughout the narrative.
Who are the main characters in 'kono subarashii sekai ni light novel'?
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2024-11-05 22:48
I'm not entirely sure as there could be multiple main characters, but typically they are characters who drive the story forward, like the protagonist who might be on a grand adventure in that world.
What is 'kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo light novel' about?
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2024-11-02 06:31
It's a light novel that typically involves a story set in a fictional world. It might include elements such as adventure, magic, and unique characters. The story could be about a protagonist's journey to bring some sort of change or discovery in that 'wonderful world' mentioned in the title.
What is special about 'kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo visual novel'?
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2024-11-03 08:17
The 'kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo visual novel' could be special because of its themes. It may explore deep and thought - provoking themes such as friendship, sacrifice, or the pursuit of dreams. The way these themes are woven into the story, along with the interactive nature of a visual novel, can make it a memorable experience for the players.
How can one fully enjoy 'kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo visual novel'?
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2024-11-03 13:19
To fully enjoy it, you should immerse yourself in the world it creates. Appreciate the art, music, and dialogue. Listen carefully to the voice acting if there is any. Also, you can discuss the story with other fans of the visual novel. This can give you new perspectives and insights into the story.
Can you recommend some similar light novels to 'kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo light novel'?
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2024-11-02 09:42
One similar light novel could be 'Sword Art Online'. It also has a fictional world setting where the characters face various challenges and adventures. Another is 'Log Horizon' which shares the aspect of characters being in a different world and dealing with its rules and politics.
What is 'subarashii hibi visual novel' about?
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2024-11-11 14:46
Well, without more context, it's hard to say precisely. But generally, visual novels are a form of interactive storytelling. 'Subarashii hibi visual novel' may be about a series of amazing (subarashii) days (hibi) that the characters experience. It could include elements like romance, adventure, or mystery, and through the visual and textual elements of the novel, the player or reader gets to immerse themselves in this world of 'subarashii hibi'.
Kono and Adam: A Pregnancy Fanfiction
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2024-11-26 21:12
One possible fanfiction could be about how Kono and Adam first find out about the pregnancy. Maybe they were both in shock at first, but then quickly filled with joy. They could start making plans for the future, like preparing a nursery and thinking about baby names.
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