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PORN ST@R

PORN ST@R

Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What can grandmas teach us?
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2024-11-25 23:32
Grandmas also teach us about love and kindness. Their unconditional love for family members is a great example. They are always ready to listen, give hugs and make you feel special, which shows us how to be kind and caring towards others.
What are some great memories about grandmas?
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2024-12-02 11:29
A great memory is when grandmas tell bedtime stories. They often have a unique way of telling stories that are full of imagination and life lessons. It's a time when kids feel safe and loved.
What are some things that grandmas like to do?
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2024-12-02 04:06
Many grandmas enjoy gardening. They plant flowers, vegetables, and herbs. They take pride in their gardens, watching the plants grow and harvesting fresh produce or enjoying the beauty of the flowers they've nurtured.
What are some interesting stories about grandmas?
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2024-12-01 21:02
One interesting story could be about a grandma who used to be a great baker. She would make delicious pies for the whole neighborhood every Sunday. Her pies were so famous that people would line up outside her house just to get a slice.
What are some interesting stories about grandmas?
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2024-11-27 04:05
Some grandmas have great adventure stories. They might tell about the time they traveled to a far - away place when they were young, like how they overcame difficulties during a trip to a different country, met different people and experienced unique cultures.
What are some good books about grandmas?
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2024-11-24 20:10
Another good one is 'When I Was Young in the Mountains' which gives a nostalgic look at life with a grandma in the mountains. It beautifully describes the simple yet rich life with a grandma, from cooking over a wood stove to sharing stories under the stars.
What are some interesting things grandmas do?
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2024-11-12 18:12
Many grandmas are great at handicrafts. They might sew, crochet or make pottery. My friend's grandma makes the most intricate quilts. She spends months on each one, and they are not just blankets but works of art filled with love.
What are some appropriate stories about grandmas?
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2024-11-02 06:39
Stories of grandmas teaching their grandchildren valuable life lessons like the importance of kindness and hard work. Grandmas often have a wealth of life experience to share, and these stories can be really inspiring.
Tell me about my grandmas life story.
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2024-12-09 11:31
I'm not sure about the details of your grandma's life story. However, it might start with her childhood. Perhaps she was raised in a big family and had to help with household chores from a young age. As she grew older, she might have faced challenges like World War II or the Great Depression if she lived during those times. Then came her family life, and she passed on her values and traditions to her children and grandchildren.
What are some positive traits that grandmas often have?
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2024-12-07 20:11
Grandmas are often very kind. They have a warm and gentle nature that makes everyone around them feel loved and cared for. For instance, they are always ready with a hug when you're feeling down.
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