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The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)
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Amalgam Darth Vader/Snape(HP, Star Wars)(In process of being rewrite!)

Amalgam Darth Vader/Snape(HP, Star Wars)(In process of being rewrite!)

Warning!  Those of you who are thinking of reading this, know that this story is in the process of being rewritten, if you want to provide ideas, comments or whatever you want to see in this story go to the last chapter ‘Rewrite! Requests for reviews and amendments!’ to comment please. (World: Harry Potter - Marauders Era) What if 16 year old Severus Snape had been influenced by more than the dark arts and the loss of Lily. If Severus had been reached by a being from a galaxy far, far away. What if Anakin Skywalker or rather, Darth Vader had died when he was left burning by Obi-Wan? What would happen if only his physical body dies but he remains stranded between the Force and the world of the living because he is the son of the midi-chlorians. What would happen if he feels that a living being is being attacked by the dark side of the Force and decides to intervene. And seeing the opportunity to return to the world of the living, he decides to take this opportunity. And if he were to unite his being with the other person, that would trigger the resurrection of Darth Vader and a new Severus. Time plays a trick on his life .The future, the past and the present get mixed up. (Time-Travel) What does Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have to do with all this? A FF in which you will have romance, action, drama, magic. And two people who do not belong to the magical world of Britain in 1976, but still go ahead and seek to live their lives and improve the lives of others in their way to end the Dark Lord who threatens the lives of all. This is a Fanfic that only focuses on the canonical world of Harry Potter and Star Wars, with same things of Wednesday/ The Addams Family(1964). All the previous past of Severus and the other characters of HP in the story is canonical, it will only vary and change once Severus starts to change and use his new knowledge. Snape/Vader, will have a great intellect, talent and creativity for magic and de Force as described in the canon, all this added to his new knowledge, he will be powerful, but it will take quite some time to be as powerful as Voldemort, Dumbledor, Darth Sidious, Yoda or other wizards, Jedis and Sith of that caliber. There is not much canonical information about the 1970s in HP, so to make Severus have a past as canonical as possible I used all the canonical information about the 1970s and only added information to the blanks left by the canon, so the plot of Severus' past would be as canonical as possible, it may change a little bit due to my intervention in the blanks, but in short, the general trend of Severus' past does not change and the small trend may change. You can read this Fanfic also in: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14133981/1/Darth-Vader-as-Severus-Snape Disclaimer: The original content of the Star Wars, The Addams Family, Wednesday or Harry Potter characters, books or movies do not belong to me. All belong to their respective creators and owners. I stated that I do not own the rights to anything other than the FF idea.
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Reincarnation? I didn't ask for any of this!

Reincarnation? I didn't ask for any of this!

Additional Tags: High IQ, Superpowers, Incest. 1st:- English is not my first language, but I will try my best to avoid mistakes. 2nd:- In this Fanfic, some characters may have a slightly different personality, as I will be slightly adjusting their backgrounds to suit my story. - O - Reincarnation? An interesting concept isn't it? lie don't let anyone fool you with that nonsense. I, Fushiguro Akira never asked for this shit! Do you know how complicated it is to live like a baby? You were never taken seriously by adults. Breast-feeding? As a healthy man, not so much, I refused to drink breast milk, it was a complete humiliation to my pride (weak) Without a Golden Finger, my pathetic reincarnation, like a child without a more or less Golden Finger... My life was tragic, almost comic. '*Ding! Daily Rewards System the soul of the host... complete! Oh?! What the fuck? Finally got my Golden Finger?' Day One: Congratulations, You Received a Porn Magazine Collection! Day Two: Congratulations, You Received a Nuclear Warhead! Day Three: Congratulations, You Received the Military Uniform Princess Outfit! Day Four: Congratulations, you've received a portion of fried chicken! Day Five: Congratulations, you've received the Infinity Stone, Soul! Day Six: Congratulations, You Received The Infinity Gauntlet! Day Seven: Congratulations, You Received All of Darth Revan's Powers and All of His Equipment! - 0 - Current Worlds: Hyouka, Nagatoro, Horimiya, Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san, OreGairu, My Dress-up Darling, and Natsume Yujin-cho
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Who might Darth Vader meet in 'Darth Vader travels to the future fanfiction'?
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2024-11-07 03:10
Darth Vader could encounter advanced droids that have developed personalities and even some form of Force - like abilities in this future. These droids might be a new challenge for him as they are not like the droids he is used to dealing with in his own time. He may also meet future versions of his former allies or enemies, who have been reincarnated or cloned in some strange new way, with different personalities but still with a connection to their past selves.
In 'naruto is like darth vader fanfiction', how are Naruto and Darth Vader similar?
1 answer
2024-11-06 07:58
In the 'naruto is like darth vader fanfiction', their journey of self - discovery could be seen as similar. Naruto has to constantly figure out his place in the ninja world and how to control his power. Darth Vader is on a journey of self - discovery too, as he grapples with his identity as Anakin Skywalker and his role as Darth Vader. They also have a sense of isolation in some ways. Naruto often feels alone in his struggles, and Darth Vader is isolated in his dark armor, cut off from his former self and many human connections.
Is the Darth Vader comic good?
2 answers
2024-10-14 02:54
I think it's great! The storylines are engaging and the art is top-notch.
What are the best Darth Vader novels?
1 answer
2024-10-28 18:40
One of the best Darth Vader novels is 'Lords of the Sith'. It really delves into the relationship between Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine. It shows their power dynamics and Vader's complex feelings towards his master. Another great one is 'Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith'. This novel explores Vader's early days as a Sith, his training, and his internal struggles as he fully embraces the dark side.
Is the Darth Vader comic considered canon?
1 answer
2024-10-16 10:31
Sure. The Darth Vader comic is canon. It contributes significantly to the overall Star Wars lore and narrative, fitting seamlessly into the larger canon of the franchise.
How to read the Darth Vader comics?
2 answers
2024-10-16 05:03
You can start by getting the comics themselves. They might be available in comic book stores or online. Then, just sit back and enjoy the story and the art.
How powerful is Darth Vader in comics?
1 answer
2024-10-15 18:10
Well, Darth Vader is a major force to be reckoned with in comics. His strength lies in his mastery of the Force, his combat skills, and his strategic mind. He's often depicted as a near-unstoppable antagonist.
Is the Darth Vader comic considered canon?
2 answers
2024-10-13 17:03
The Darth Vader comic is indeed canon. It fits within the established framework and lore of the Star Wars universe, contributing to the overall narrative.
How to read Darth Vader comic?
2 answers
2024-10-10 14:06
You can start by finding a reliable source to purchase or access the comic. Then, make sure you have a quiet and comfortable space to enjoy the reading.
Are Darth Vader comics considered canon?
3 answers
2024-10-09 12:36
Yes, they are. Darth Vader comics are part of the official Star Wars canon.
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