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That Time I Got Killed By A Fart

That Time I Got Killed By A Fart

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."
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If you are reading this, the virus has now entered your phone, you have five seconds until it spreads to every part of your being. You have been warned. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Time's up! * * * It all started when Ruby let down her guards. She let an enemy into her house. Beryl was the sister to her husband's friend. That's how the got to know each other. So like new friends, Beryl began visiting Ruby oftenly. And she would cook and spend time with her. So one night, her husband Peter went out to buy weed. It was nothing unusual for Ruby since he did that often. He came back a few hours later and claimed he met some of his friends and they hang out for a few hours as they smoked. They had sex a couple of times and slept. Fast forward to a few weeks later. Ruby discovered something and took her friend Beryl's phone. Guess what she found in the trash can? Pictures of her husband and her backstabbing friend completely naked, posing in all the styles they could master. Some even had them stick their tongues out and middle finger pointing at the camera. She had deleted them but she clearly doesn't know how to get rid of evidence. Ruby was pissed. She had always known her husband was cheating but since she never had any evidence, she was always dismissed. When she looked at the date on the pictures, her heart broke. She remembered the day so well, it was the day he lied about getting weed, seems like the weed was Beryl. She locked the door and threw the keys behind the sofa. She asked her friend about it and obviously, she lied. She showed her the pictures and suddenly, Beryl couldn't speak anymore, she had gone dumb! Ruby beat the living daylights out of her. Neighbours got wind of what was going on due to the screams and called Beryl's mom to go save her daughter. Her mom arrived and pleaded with Ruby to open the door but she didn't. She beat some sense into the girl some more before agreeing to open the door since plans to break it down.
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32 Chs
Every girl fart story: Is it normal for girls to fart?
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2024-12-02 13:49
Of course it's normal. Our bodies, whether male or female, are constantly digesting food. This process involves the breakdown of various substances, which can lead to the formation of gas. Girls have a digestive tract that functions in a similar way to that of boys. Farting is simply the body's natural way of expelling this gas. It's a common and healthy part of the body's normal operation. So don't be embarrassed or think it's strange when a girl farts.
Who could betray Bulma in a 'bulma betrayed fanfic'?
2 answers
2024-12-06 11:06
Yamcha could potentially betray Bulma. Even though they have a history together, in a fanfic scenario, he could be jealous of Bulma's growing closeness with Vegeta or her scientific achievements. So, he might do something to undermine her, like spreading false rumors about her work.
What is 'fart fiction'?
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2024-12-12 01:57
Well, 'fart fiction' might be some sort of creative and rather odd concept. It could be a form of humorous storytelling where farts play a central role, like characters having special powers related to farts or farts causing strange events in the fictional world. Maybe it's a new and experimental type of short - story or even a performance art concept in a fictional sense.
What are the characteristics of Bulma in 'Bulma dates other men' fanfic?
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2024-11-16 15:00
In such fanfics, Bulma might be portrayed as more adventurous in her love life. She could be shown as being open to new relationships outside of her usual circle, which might bring out different aspects of her personality, like her boldness or her ability to adapt to new situations.
First Date Fart Stories: How to Deal with a Fart Incident on a First Date?
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2024-11-16 01:15
In case it smells really bad, you could excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Spray some perfume or something when you come back. Then, when you return, change the topic to something more interesting to distract from the incident.
Real girl fart stories: Are there any heartwarming real girl fart stories?
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2024-10-27 05:43
A little girl was really shy about farting. But one day, she was with her best friend. She finally let out a little fart and her friend just laughed and said it was okay. It made the girl feel accepted and they became even closer friends from that moment on.
Tell the story of Vegeta and Bulma in 'life happens vegeta and bulma story'.
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2024-11-27 04:53
The story of Vegeta and Bulma in 'life happens vegeta and bulma story' is full of character development. Vegeta, the once cold - hearted Saiyan, started to change because of Bulma. He became more involved in family life. Bulma, on the other hand, had to deal with Vegeta's Saiyan pride and his constant pursuit of power. Their love story is not a typical one. It's about two very different individuals coming together. Their son Trunks is a symbol of their union. And through all the trials and tribulations in the Dragon Ball world, they managed to stay together and support each other in their own ways.
How could Yamcha hurt Bulma in a 'yamcha hurts bulma fanfiction'?
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2024-10-26 03:40
He could break her heart by cheating on her. Maybe he gets involved with another woman, and when Bulma finds out, she is devastated.
Fart novels recommended for girls
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2024-12-27 11:33
Here are some recommended choices for girls: 1. " He's Very Smelly ": This novel tells the story of a silly and arrogant male protagonist. It contains some sweet stories and melodramatic plots. 2. " I'm Not Jealous ": This is an ancient Jianghu romance novel. The male protagonist is a little cutie, and he has a human touch. This was a relatively light short story. 3. " A Little Wolfdog's Guide to Fur Smoothing ": This was a sweet school novel about the rebirth of a wealthy family. The male protagonist was a childish and cute little wolfdog, and the female protagonist was responsible for stroking his fur. This novel was recently completed, and the character was quite likable. 4. " Protect Our Male Lead ": This was a novel with a cute male lead. The female lead was good at martial arts and cooking. The female lead transmigrated to save the male lead, and the male lead fell in love with the female lead. The male lead was from an aristocratic family. He was cute and shy, pure and lustful, and affectionate. 5. [Auspicious Clouds Floating in the Sky]: This was a novel about the male protagonist's tsundere and pure feelings. The male lead was dressed in red and had a proud and pure personality. This was a story of seven lifetimes. The relationship between the male and female leads was filled with sweetness and sweetness. I hope that the above recommended fart novels can satisfy the reading needs of girls.
Are real fart stories common?
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2024-12-17 20:28
Definitely common. In any social setting, from a friend's party to a long flight. I had a friend who was on a long - distance flight and the person next to him farted continuously. My friend was so uncomfortable but it became a story he always tells when we talk about flights. So, it's not hard to find real fart stories.
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