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Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
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What are some interesting Oops sex stories?
3 answers
2024-11-18 10:26
Sharing such stories is inappropriate as they often involve private and sensitive matters. We should focus on positive and respectful topics.
Fingers slipped into the cracks to dig for water
1 answer
2024-10-23 18:59
It was a phenomenon when a finger slid into a crack to dig for water. Under the effect of surface tension, liquid molecules would gather along the surface of the finger and form a thin line. This phenomenon was also known as water digging. Digging through the cracks with one's fingers could bring joy and challenge. For example, in the game Finger Digging Through the Cracks, players could enjoy simple and rich gameplay, release pressure, and enjoy entertainment. As for whether the finger could touch water after it was cut into the gap, according to the information provided, it usually took about three days for the finger to heal after the stitches were removed. Therefore, it could touch water after three days, but it could not be too long. If you need to come into contact with water for a long time, it is recommended to remove the stitches for a week. However, there was no clear answer in the information provided about the specific reason why the finger slipped into the gap to dig for water and how to deal with the finger scratch. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
Are there any funny Oops moments in relationships that are appropriate to share?
1 answer
2024-11-18 12:46
Yes, for example, once a couple was getting ready for a formal dinner. One of them accidentally put on the wrong tie that was a really bright and funny color, which made them both laugh a lot during the event.
Can you share a real life oops story?
2 answers
2024-11-18 08:16
Sure. Once I was at a party and I was trying to show off my dance moves. I thought I could do this really cool spin move. But as I spun, I lost my balance and crashed right into the snack table. Chips and dip went flying everywhere. It was so embarrassing but everyone had a good laugh in the end.
Can you share some funny oops stories?
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2024-11-15 20:54
Sure. Once, my friend was giving a presentation at work. He was so nervous that he accidentally called his boss by his dog's name. The whole room went silent for a moment and then burst into laughter.
Is 'cock slipped in spooning story' a common phrase?
3 answers
2024-12-06 09:15
No, it is not a common phrase at all. I've never come across it in normal conversations, literature, or general language use.
My clock slipped in her backpack stories
2 answers
2024-11-02 05:19
That's an odd situation. Maybe you were in a hurry and the clock was in your hand while you were near her backpack, and it accidentally slipped inside. It could have been a small alarm clock or a pocket watch.
My cooking slipped in her casserole stories
1 answer
2024-11-02 02:56
I'm not entirely sure what you mean by 'cooking slipped in her casserole'. It could be a very unique or accidental situation. Maybe you were trying to transfer some cooked ingredients into the casserole dish and it accidentally slipped in an unexpected way.
What does 'it slipped into mom story' mean?
1 answer
2024-10-29 02:17
If we consider 'it slipped into mom story', it could be that there was a certain object or concept that got incorporated into a story centered around mom by accident or without much thought. Let's say a story was being told about mom's cooking, and suddenly a story about a kitchen gadget that she used once'slipped into' the cooking story. It might have been added because it was related in some way, like it helped her cook better, or it could have been just a random association that the storyteller made while talking.
Is it appropriate to share 'bro and sis oops hot sex story'?
2 answers
2024-12-03 06:40
No. Sharing such stories that involve inappropriate and unethical relationships is completely unacceptable. It goes against moral and ethical norms in most societies.
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