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PORN ST@R

Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What is the significance of the Mustache Man in the Mustache Man story?
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2024-11-09 16:24
In the Mustache Man story, the Mustache Man could be significant as a leader. Maybe his mustache is a sign of his authority, and he uses his leadership skills to lead others through difficult times. For example, if the story is set in a war - like situation, he could be the one who strategizes and gives hope to his followers. His presence and his mustache might be a source of inspiration for those around him.
What is the significance of the big bushy mustache in the big bushy mustache story?
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2024-11-23 01:12
It could be a symbol of masculinity. In many stories, a big bushy mustache is often associated with strong, manly characters.
Tell me the story of Mustache Girl
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2024-11-13 20:29
Mustache Girl's story could be filled with a lot of twists and turns. She might live in a world where there are different factions or groups. She could be a rebel, fighting against an unjust system with her unique style. Her mustache might make her stand out among others and she uses this to her advantage. For example, she might use it to intimidate her enemies or gain the trust of those who are also a bit different. She might also have some special abilities related to her appearance or personality that help her in her journey through this fictional world.
What is the plot of 'the mustache short story'?
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2024-11-12 04:31
Well, without more context, it's difficult to say precisely. But generally in a story titled 'the mustache short story', the mustache could be a central symbol. It could represent masculinity, a particular era, or a unique identity. Maybe the story follows the journey of a man growing or shaving off his mustache and the consequences that come with it, such as changes in his self - image or how others react to him.
Tell me the story of Mustache Man.
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2024-11-09 12:01
I'm not sure which specific 'Mustache Man story' you are referring to. There could be many stories involving a man with a mustache. It could be a fictional adventure story where the mustache man is a hero, or perhaps a comical story about a man with an overly large mustache getting into funny situations.
What is the meaning of the short story 'The Mustache'?
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2024-10-03 20:58
It could have different meanings depending on the plot and themes. Maybe it symbolizes something important or represents a character's trait or transformation.
Tell me the big bushy mustache story.
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2024-11-22 21:13
Well, without more context, it's difficult to tell the exact 'big bushy mustache story'. However, I can imagine a story where a detective with a big bushy mustache is on the hunt for a criminal. His big bushy mustache becomes almost a character in itself, as it flaps in the wind when he's chasing suspects and gives him an air of mystery. Maybe he twirls it when he's deep in thought, trying to solve the mystery.
What are the key elements in the Mustache Girl story?
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2024-11-14 01:26
One key element is her mustache, of course. It sets her apart. Another could be the setting of the story, which might be a magical or out - of - the - ordinary place. Also, the characters she meets are important elements.
Who are the main characters in 'the mustache short story'?
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2024-11-11 13:19
I don't know for sure as there are many possible 'the mustache short story' out there. But it could be a man who has the mustache as a main character. Maybe there's also a person who has a strong reaction to the mustache, like a love interest or an enemy.
What can be made with a mustache in Royal Story?
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2024-10-09 19:14
I think it might help in creating distinctive avatars or adding an element of surprise to certain storylines. But it really depends on the imagination of the game developers and players.
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