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It's not written by me But my friend _HORNY_ROCKY_ an Chinese friend. He is using my WN account to upload his work in my account. So please don't blame me.

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

Being the daughter of the most feared Mafia boss isn't one to joke around, but knowing the business of the family comes next, running away is the only choice. Caught right handed, life flips over when a marriage is announced. [Note: Written in Third Person] Cover Picture isn't mine!

◾ SYNOPSIS◾ He stood motionlessly, his cloth dripping of excess muddy liquid, his gaze fixed on the retreating petite figure, riding away on her bicycle. His face was as phlegmatic as ever, his icy stare lingering on the lucky lass. "Just say the word, Zay", his friend nudged. An almost inaudible sigh escaped his lips. He dug his finger into his hair, ruffling it a bit. He turned around and walked towards his car, not even sparing his friend a glance. As soon as he gets in, he shuts the car door, placing his head on the car's head rest while closing his eyes. His men understood the message and put down their guns. Jove shook his head and turned to walk to the car. "It's your first time, dude. What the heck happened?" He asked, walking into the car. "Take the wheels, Damon." His mesmerizing yet cold voice rang, ignoring Jove's question. Jove sighed dramatically and leant back on the seat, bringing out his phone - he was used to his best friend already. Zayde Stoll was the name. His name alone triggered lots of emotions - love, admiration, fear, hatred and every other feelings one could possibly have. He was dangerously handsome; an exact opposite of his real self. At 25, he already was the world's youngest billionaire, having the least number of ten companies in each country. His name made great men fall to their knees and everyone wondered how his fame grew that much. He was known to be eerily cold and he killed without second thoughts. He only needed to say the word and whoever would drop at his feet. He was a real description of a merciless demigod and people shook when he entered college. Jove was his best friend and the only person he talks to aside his Dad, despite their very striking differences. Jove complimented his name - he was one hell of a jovial person and really cheerful...but the heck, he was the world's biggest player. Although he condemned the manner with which Zayde handled his victims, he knew he couldn't do anything about it, having known Zayde since childhood. "Damon! You want to kill us?!" Jove suddenly yelled, yanking off the earpiece he had on. He had fallen back on impulse from the near death crash they barely escaped. He glanced at Zayde, a mistake at first, because the latter never acted like something just happened. His men kept stoic faces too, leaving him dumbfounded. "Am I the only living thing in this car? Because Damon almost sent us to our earliest graves and none of you will f**cking tell me you didn't see that!" Jove yelled. He was this close to being infuriated. Damon chuckled loudly. "It was only a mistake", he said with a shrug. "Yeah, a mistake that would've marked an end to my beautiful life", he said bluntly, his voice unable to mask the sarcasm. "You should be shameless at times, Jove." Boris said, turning back to look at Jove. Just then, Zayde put on his headphone with a slightly irritated huff, a clear indication everyone were disturbing him. They all shut up at once, returning to their previous activities. "You'll watch them kill me one day." Jove mumbled, sinking down into the seat.

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Soft paws, velvety fur, and eyes that captivate at first sight are the charms of the best servant you'll ever find in your life. Upon returning home, Jhon encounters his old feline friend transformed into an imposing creature who now cares for him as her loyal servant. As they explore their bond through a cat-to-human translator bracelet, they delve into mysteries involving cat disappearances, an enigmatic mafia led by a sweet servant, and an obsession with tuna. Amid challenges, their relationship evolves unexpectedly and charmingly, defying both of their expectations.

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Life has always been difficult for Dragomir. Never able to fit in anywhere, he wasted his youth as an outsider, until an impulsive decision made him travel to Japan, whereby he became a destitute and desperate vagrant. That was until by a chance encounter he discovered the Sea of Stars, a mystical place which inadvertently granted him his deepest desires. A year has passed since then. Now Drago is an 9-feet tall, hulking humanoid dinosaur, and he has a beautiful wife, Miko, who is a giant horny dinosaur mage. They love each other and they constantly have sex. They even have children already! But not everything is sunshine and rainbows, since Drago and his family are prisoners, too. Their home, Makinata District, and the surrounding mountains are cut off from the rest of the world by the Japan Self-Defense Force. Drago, his family, and three thousand other people live in isolation, and have little hope of ever being released. But despite everything, life goes on and so does Drago's daily life. He got what he wished for, and now he has to live with the consequence of having a giant horny dinosaur mage for a wife, while being a dinosaur himself -- in a world which is not ready for either monsters or magic.