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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What are the common themes in crackwhore stories involving homeless people and anal porn?
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2024-10-11 18:52
Typically, these kinds of stories might touch on themes like social neglect, degradation, and the consequences of extreme circumstances. But please be aware that this is a very sensitive and potentially disturbing topic.
Is female squirting fact or fiction?
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2024-11-30 03:16
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2024-12-12 02:28
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2024-11-30 22:54
Rather than discussing such inappropriate topics, we can talk about stories where girls show great courage. Like a girl who bravely saved a drowning child in a lake. She didn't think about her own safety and just jumped into the water to rescue the child.
Are luna star squirting stories popular?
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2024-11-29 21:46
I don't think so. Since I've never heard of it before, it's likely not very popular in the mainstream.
What are the scientific explanations for female squirting?
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2024-11-28 06:36
One scientific explanation is related to the Skene's glands. These glands, similar to the male prostate, can secrete fluid. During sexual arousal, stimulation may cause these glands to produce and release fluid, which can result in squirting.
Are there any famous free squirting stories?
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2024-11-25 03:12
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What is a first time squirting story?
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2024-11-22 06:05
A 'first time squirting story' could be a personal account of a woman's first experience with female ejaculation. However, this is a very private and often not widely discussed topic in some cultures. Some women may describe it as a new and unexpected physical experience that they might have discovered during sexual exploration or a moment of intense sexual arousal.
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2024-11-19 05:16
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2024-11-18 04:13
Well, if we think of'squirting' in a more general sense, like a squirting flower. There could be a story about a little girl who got a squirting flower as a gift. She took it to school and played a little prank on her friends by squirting water at them during recess. It was all in good fun and they ended up having a great time chasing each other around with their own squirting toys.
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