I'm not sure specifically what this 'up mom ass story' refers to. It could be some very strange or made - up term that doesn't have a common, well - known meaning.
Yes. There was a girl at a music festival. She had been drinking a lot of water. When she needed to pee, the lines for the toilets were super long. She borrowed a stand - up pee device from another girl. But she didn't use it quite right at first and ended up with a bit of a mess. But everyone around her just laughed it off, and she learned how to use it properly for the next time.
There could be many interpretations of such a phrase. Maybe it's about some comical or absurd situations where things go wrong in a very extreme way. But again, without clear definition, it's just speculation.
This is a rather vulgar and inappropriate expression. If we break it down literally, 'cock' can refer to a male chicken or be a vulgar term for a male sexual organ, and 'up my ass' is an extremely inappropriate and vulgar description. But it's not a phrase that should be used in polite or general conversation.
I'm not entirely sure as it's a rather strange and unorthodox concept. It could potentially be some sort of fictional horror or grotesque story about a monster with sentience that has an inappropriate and disturbing behavior. But this is just speculation.
A young artist might have cocked up her first big art exhibition. Maybe some of her paintings didn't turn out as she hoped, they seemed 'hard' to look at in terms of the result she desired. But she took the criticism well and used it to improve. She experimented more and now her works are much better and well - received.
Well, I once heard about a girl who was on a long camping trip. There were no proper toilets around. She got really creative and used a special device that allowed her to stand up and pee. It was a bit of a learning curve at first, but she managed it and it made her camping experience much more convenient.
One pee pee story could be about a little puppy that was so excited when it saw its owner come home that it accidentally peed a little on the floor. It was a cute moment of pure excitement.
Well, unexpected acts of generosity can be a great element. For example, a stranger pays for someone's groceries when they realize that person is short on money. It's these little moments of humanity that can make a story really sweet. Also, a story that has a positive message about friendship or family values, like how siblings always support each other through tough times, is often a sweet little story.
No, it is completely inappropriate and violates personal boundaries. Such behavior is not acceptable in a healthy friendship or any relationship for that matter. It involves a serious invasion of privacy and can be considered a form of sexual assault.