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PORN ST@R

PORN ST@R

Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Audition School 1500
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2024-09-12 16:28
The Audition School is a wonderful novel. I was deeply attracted by the story. Through this novel, I learned a lot about human nature. In the Audition Academy, the protagonist Li Yunfei was a young man with a strong sense of justice. He was willing to risk his life to protect the innocent. His determination and courage made me feel the indomitable spirit of humans in the face of adversity. The novel also told the story of Principal Wang, the principal of the Audition School. Principal Wang was a very far-sighted and courageous person. Not only did he have extraordinary talent in management, but he also paid attention to the all-round development of the students. Through Principal Wang's hard work, the school became an excellent school and attracted many excellent students. The school also told the stories of many other characters. These characters had their own unique personalities and experiences, and their fates were closely linked. Through reading this novel, I learned about the complexity of human nature and the different behaviors people show in different situations. The Audition School was a very valuable novel. It allowed me to understand the good and evil, true and false, good and bad in human nature.
National karaoke audition
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2025-01-15 15:21
There were many modes for the national karaoke song, such as KTV mode, recording studio mode, and so on. According to the song and tone of one's choice, as well as the quality of one's voice, it would be better to choose a mode that suited one's voice. The KTV mode could bring a kind of fantasy and empty inspiration to the sound, which could cover up the flaws of the sound and the lack of breath. The recording studio mode was more pure and suitable for people with better voice quality. In addition, there were other modes to choose from, such as theater mode and remote mode. In short, by choosing a suitable mode for the audition, combined with one's musical accomplishment and vocal skills, one could sing a good song in the national karaoke.
40,000 Year Cultivation Audition
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2025-01-13 21:06
'Forty Thousand Years of Cultivation' was a science fiction immortal cultivation novel written by Venerable Snail. The novel had already been adapted into an audio book and was broadcasted by many anchors, such as Beiming Yousheng, Hua Shang Creation, and Ghost Horse. At present, there were many new audio chapters, including the first episode," Past and Present Life ", the 20th episode," Beast Tide Outbreak ", and the 1518th episode," Burning Blue Bird ". This work had over ten million views at Qidian and was highly praised by famous people like Ma Boyong. If you want to listen to or download the audio of "40,000 Years of Cultivation", you can listen to or download it online on the relevant websites.
What is an audition novel?
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2024-11-30 08:21
Well, an audition novel might refer to a novel that serves as a basis for some kind of audition process. It could be a source for actors to draw inspiration from when trying to portray a character. Say, if there's a character in the novel that an actor wants to play, they would study the novel closely. Also, it could be a new novel that publishers or literary agents are 'auditioning' in a way, seeing if it has the potential to be a best - seller or gain critical acclaim.
How to audition for novelas?
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2024-10-10 12:03
First, you need to keep an eye on casting calls. They're often posted on relevant industry websites or social media. Make sure your resume and headshots are up to date and professional.
What is 'couch fiction'?
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2024-12-03 04:36
Couch fiction is often seen as the type of literature that is accessible and engaging for the average reader. It doesn't have to be overly complex or academic. It's the kind of story that can be a great escape during your down time on the couch. It might have relatable characters, simple yet interesting plots, and is written in a way that makes it easy to follow. For example, popular paperback novels that you can find at your local bookstore and just lose yourself in while curled up on the couch.
Is the 'Couch Story' true?
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2024-10-06 13:04
It depends. There are different opinions on whether the Couch Story is true. Some believe it is based on real events, while others think it might be fictional.
Tell me about the couch monster in the 'the couch monster erotic story'.
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2024-12-02 01:52
I'm sorry, but I can't provide content related to erotic stories. Let's change the topic. For example, we can talk about a friendly monster that lives near the couch in a non - erotic context.
Network Audition license filing
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2025-01-13 04:34
According to the relevant regulations, when an enterprise engaged in the service of Internet audio and visual programs, it needed to file or apply for a license from the competent department of radio, film and television. The requirements for filing or license application include having legal personality, a sound program safety transmission management system and safety protection technical measures, having audio and visual program resources that meet the national regulations, having technical ability to adapt to the business, network resources and funds, etc. The application process and specific requirements for the record or license can be inquired on the government service platform of the relevant department. The acquisition of a record or license is necessary for an enterprise to engage in online audio and visual program services, and units and individuals who have not obtained a record or license are not allowed to engage in such services.
Celebrating Years Free Audition
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2025-01-02 18:08
Celebrating the Second Season of the Audible Book (audio), paid for, all 18 episodes, 17,000 people learning. All three seasons of Qingyu could be downloaded for free on multiple online viewing platforms, such as iQiyi and Youku. In addition, the complete audio collection of Celebration of the New Year 2 could also be listened to for free on many platforms, such as Dragonfly PM, Audible Book Network, Lazy People Listening to Books, etc. The specific way to watch the complete collection might need further inquiry.
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